Are you a hopeless romantic or are you just delusional? (I’m both)

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Are you a hopeless romantic or are you just delusional? (I’m both)
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Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here
his friend "Motion Blur Mage That Motion Blurs You"
Their long suffering associate, the "Sharpen Cleric that Sharpens you (badly)"
Nooo!!! What have you all unleashed upon us!?!
generalized anxiety disorder is kind of a funny diagnosis...like this bitch is scared just in general
adulthood is like....I’m trying to get back into the concept of having hobbies
the camera man slayed so jard
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i really don't understand how killing stalking fans can even sleep at night knowing that every single character from steven universe hates them
hold on I might be going down a rabbithole with that oilshore tiktok hold on hold on
Okay this video, right. From a “corporate” tiktok account. There’s no way this is a real company.
The entire account features only her. Nobody else, despite her frequent mention of coworkers and being in the office
She also always mentions her boss as boss (Rodney) for some reason.
Look at these emails. These are not real. Two of the emails shown are people trying to write up some sort of mission statement or brand values. Why are the signatures just a first name? No last name? No job title? No phone number or other contact info? No business address???? Why does Jamie refer to it as “Oil Rig site” like it’s a proper noun?
That’s a lot of money to spend in a day for a marketing assistant (whatever that means, pretty vague title imo) who typically only make around 45k a year.
Lastly, the company website. Notice it’s a .net, not .com. Look at it. It’s terrible. It’s literally one page (well I guess there’s a contact page technically but it’s one of those forms you fill out, there’s no actual contact info on display). It looks like shit. What the fuck is the sunflower photo for. Nobody with an actual marketing department (which I guess she claims she works in) would approve this.
TL;DR this girl made up a completely fake company to make completely fake tiktok videos for. So uh. Make of that what you will
They’re trying to tie so they can share the 1st place medal
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you guys NEED to stop using these icons
Even me?
Love this trend of people who want the anon icons just putting little hats on them
Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone
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for context: a pound cake is traditionally just a pound each of flour, sugar, butter, and eggs. we just need 25% across the board. please do not fuck this up
One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands
Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double
So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him
Me, putting a red bracelet on the leg of a male red wing blackbird: ON GOD we gonna get u some pussy bro
I remember reading a study where researchers realized that female birds of a certain species preferred males with a darker breast. So they created what they literally called a “Super-Sexy Male” by catching a male and coloring his chest with a marker. They then ran dna tests on the eggs in the area.
Previously when the researchers had run these tests, they found a certain amount of infidelity was common for these birds. Somewhere around 10% of eggs were fathered by males who were not the primary mates of females.
After the advent of the Super Sexy Male, however, stuff got crazy in bird world. Infidelity skyrocketed, with upwards of 25% of ALL EGGS in the area being fathered by this specific male. Furthermore, his mate’s eggs were 100% his.
This is just insane to me. Just imagine you’re living your bird life when suddenly somebody scribbles on Dave’s chest and the ladies can’t stop throwing themselves at them. It’s stupid that we theoretically can wreck this kind of havoc on an ecosystem.
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