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[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

weighted blanket's not enough i need to be compressed by a hydraulic press

[beaft]

i love paintings that look as if they have ghosts in them

[beaft]

this painting by andrew wyeth has got SO many ghosts in it. most andrew wyeth paintings have ghosts in, but this is off the scale!

this painting by dragan bibin has only one ghost as far as i can tell, but it's a really scary ghost (the dog thinks so too)

this painting by meraud guevara looks very peaceful, but unfortunately it has a ghost in it. i can't tell you where, but it does

you might think you can see the ghosts in this dorothea tanning painting, but you're wrong. the little girls are just ordinary girls. the actual ghost is behind one of those doors.

marvin cone. for fucks sake just look at it

[dorothygale]

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.

[worldbuilding-tomfoolery]

you're also, like, thinking about it a little bit whenever you see one, and it's annoying because not only is it wrong but it's also taking up mental bandwidth and you can't delete net zero information at will

[neonshroudedgraves]

Bluesky asks Texas users to verify their ages, citing new app store law

"Why do you need age verification on a site where everyone is 38?"

[stevishabitat]

idk who on earth could possibly need to hear this, but do NOT, under ANY circumstances, give out your SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER to ANY SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS

☝️☝️☝️

[slugsketches]

jk Rowling needs to be tried in a court and have her assets seized and searched and her wealth confiscated and redistributed while shes on the way to prison

[targetedknowledge]

[girlnextvore]

When you see a Prep in hottopic

[girlnextvore]

“This Prep is ready for war bring it you emo fuck”

[girlnextvore]

why are people reblogging this again

this post is like 11 years old

WHY AREYALL DOING THIS

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

[girlnextvore]

hey

fuck you LOL

[prokopetz]

"Toxic yuri" is a very context-dependent term because half the people using it are clearly picturing some sort of subtle psychological warfare and the other half seem to be describing the girl version of whatever is going on between Batman and the Joker.

[fallout-lou-begas]

if you'll consult the graph

[puddox]

[kupicx]

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[batsandboba]

[nem23]

[notahorseindisguise]

ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

[notahorseindisguise]

[yummy-yummy-mmmbones]

me and my mom have been laughing at this for ten minutes i cannot comprehend this

[notahorseindisguise]

you told your mum about me ..... what are we

[creepyscritches]

Got possessed by the ghost of beef stew and placed a bunch of grocery pick-ups for a Decadent Stew Weekend but I was going for convenience and ordered the meat from the grocery and didn't explore the CRAFT BUTCHER right next to the grocery store

[creepyscritches]

It's cheaper and better quality. We could have had over double the amount of delicious beef

[creepyscritches]

I bought a huge +20qt stock pot to make this hedonistic beef stew and we affectionately refer to it as my witch's cauldron. I have to like clear the area so I can shake it around to cook the bacon/caramelize onions bc the pot is so comically tall. And apparently it looks like a little baba yaga casting spells as I swirl this thang.

[creepyscritches]

Im buying more beef. I can't live in a beef-lacking beef stew world.

1hr to delicious beef for pick-up

[creepyscritches]

Killing time before the beef pickup by pulling my dry/shelf stable ingredients together and chopping onions

My cauldron #mystewcauldron #mycauldron

[creepyscritches]

Well. I don't think I can go back to grocery meat 🫪 man they weren't kidding that butcher really can craft. Some beautiful chuck 😭 cannot wait to get it in some STEW...alas....we are at the mercy of the speed of 4 giant onions caramelizing 😔 90 min of cooking and we still are a ways off from the beef

[creepyscritches]

The broth blend...

Basil

Garlic powder

Chili powder

Ancho chili powder

Paprika

Hatch chili pepper

Red pepper

Black pepper

Salt

Turmeric

MSG (live deliciously)

Dried chives

Dried garlic

Dried onion

Dried beef broth base

Some parsley (allegedly)

This is mixed with boiling water as a concentrate. Then diluted and paired with generic low sodium beef broth and poured over the meat + potatoes + caramelized onions for them to stew in. Little later I toss in a bunch of peas, corn, and carrots + mashed freshly roasted garlic

My home smells unreal

[creepyscritches]

Bitches may begin stewing. 2.5hrs later.

[creepyscritches]

STEW

ALMOST BREAD

[creepyscritches]

I always make too much

[cat-mermaid]

[transcyberism]

sometimes I almost forget slut is a derogatory term. it's so friend shaped to me. I love when things are slutty. I love sluts and slutting it up. it's a cute word. make every day sluttier than your last. sluttttt

[transcyberism]

the kink bloggers found this post and are putting horny stuff in my notifications but I'm not even mad. the sluts are in the notes of the slut positivity post. all is as it should be.

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

BREAKING: Increased "Pjackk" sightings across Tumblr are being reported as many users claim to have seen a "disgusting metal object" interact with posts as recently as three hours ago, yet witnesses report that the blog in question remains inactive. Are these real sightings of the famed "Prototype Jack," or is this just an elaborate Tumblr hoax? We will report as more information becomes available.

[hotvampireadjacent]

Literally our fucking Loch Ness monster

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[psychic-waffles]

We're at the "JK Rowling is personally funding litigation to try and destroy AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL" stage of rabid UK terf brain.

Screenshot via Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net on bluesky

Tldr Amnesty International, global human rights organisation, published a report called 'A growing threat: the anti-rights movement in the UK'. In it is detailed, amongst others, a whole bunch of transphobic groups and organisations, including Beira's Place, JK Rowling's trans exclusionary sexual violence support service. JK Rowling threw a shit fit and got Amnesty to take the report down by threatening libel. This was obviously not enough, because you can't appease a fascist, so now she's going to bankroll a bunch of lawsuits anyway through the JK Rowling Women's Fund.*

You can read an archived version of the report here, please save it and share it.

*Not so friendly reminder there is no way to engage in the wizard books without enabling this shit.