I just think they're neat

im in hell don't send help

[uhzzurago]

바보세마리

[reality-of-prime]

"Googly Moogly".

[specterthief]

humbling

[specterthief]

people saying "write what you want to see in the world!" and that's always a good sentiment but this post isn't really about "oh no there's no content for my ship", more the feeling of "i looked up something that i thought was so obvious that surely plenty of more seasoned ao3 perverts would have thought of it already, but apparently i'm the weird one"

[frownyalfred]

Got this tiktok and immediately thought of Bruce and baby dick 🥺💕(the blur is the child)

Peak Dad!Bruce kid!Dick dynamic right here, they’re both loving this so much but any onlookers are desperately confused

[mightbebobbie]

more kisses…

[frownyalfred]

I think people get the “Bruce dancing like a stripper in the Iceberg Lounge” situation all wrong. The batkids won’t die of embarrassment because that’s their dad. They’ll die of frustration because they will never, ever be able to make Bruce feel embarrassed about it.

Do you really think the man who would strip and bust it down for the secret identity has the capacity to feel shame? Exactly.

[burningartist]

“When Clark Met Bruce” in Superman/Batman Secret Files (Earth 2)

Batman/Superman is clearly saying that Earth 2’s differences can all be chalked up to this small moment. It’s a world where Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent have been friends since childhood — where they were friends throughout their journeys toward becoming Batman and Superman. Earth 2 Superman can heal flesh at the cellular level with his laser vision: Being friends with Bruce — and his ambitious, analytical mind — has guided the Man of Steel into a precision-like grasp over his powers.

In turn, Bruce’s friendship with Clark has crafted him into an adult who is actually capable of trust and emotional self-reflection, and Gotham is safer when the Dark Knight’s life contains less anger and loneliness. He’s still dark, calculating and driven — but he’s married to the love of his life, Selina Kyle, and has raised their daughter from birth to be the first Robin.

In fact, Clark is married to Lois Lane, as well. On the whole, Earth 2 is a more technologically advanced earth, thanks to Wayne Enterprises breakthroughs, and a more peaceful one. Most major supervillains are frozen in a cryogenic prison and even Gotham City has torn down Arkham Asylum to build an amusement park.

And it’s all because Clark Kent asked Bruce Wayne if he wanted to play baseball.

By Susana Polo @nerdgerhl

[blgblue]

art for the @superbatbigbang2025 ⚒️❤️‍🔥🌹🏺 inspired by The Forge by @brendaonao3 which also features art by @sdiosb-art :D go check it out :D

[brendaonao3]

I REMAIN IN AWE OF HOW AMAZING YOUR ARTWORK IS - THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! <3

[brendaonao3]

Author: Brenda Chapters: 12/12 Fandom: DC (DC Comics), DCU, DC Extended Universe,  Ancient Greek Religion & Lore Rating: Explicit  Word Count: 34,577 Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne Characters: Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne, Lex Luthor, Alfred Pennyworth, Lois Lane, Diana (Wonder Woman), Arthur Curry (DCU), Barry Allen Additional Tags: Modern Setting Retelling of Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Loving Aphrodite/Hephaestus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore), Strangers to Friends to Lovers, Alternate Universe - Arranged Marriage, POV Clark Kent, Clark Kent is a Ray of Sunshine, Bruce Wayne is Bad at Communicating, Bruce Wayne Needs a Hug, Past Relationship(s), Bets & Wagers, Minor Character Death, (It’s Jason), Explicit Sexual Content, A Love Story Centuries In The Making Summary:

“I’ve yet to meet the being — mortal or God — who I could not make feel the power of true love, whether romantic, platonic, or ideal.” It was Clark’s very reason to exist, after all.

Diana just gave him a fathomless look. “Anyone at all?”

“What about your husband?” Lex piped up, with a shark-like grin.

“My husband?” Clark asked blankly. It took him more than a few seconds to parse Lex’s words. “Wait — do you mean Bruce?”

(AKA, a Greek Gods-based AU based on the marriage — and epic love story — of Hephaestus and Aphrodite)

*** My humble offering for the @superbatbigbang2025 - this fic kicked my ass in so many ways and I legit didn’t think I’d get it posted in time, but here we are. \o/ Thank you to the mods for running an incredible and fun event and to @sdiosb-art and @blgblue for being amazingly kind and patient and talented as hell artists! (Art will be linked in the fic shortly)

Happy birthday @susiecarter! I hope you enjoy <3

[battybat604]

Hello! Back with illustrations for Chapter 4 of @frownyalfred's Love Comes Quickly. Redid that burger image because Bruce didn't seem relaxed enough... and help! Batman and Superman are fighting in the League elevator! 😁 Previous posts: Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3

[jeijeism]

corensupes x battinson making out and clark stops midway through to tell bruce about how he remembered this plotline in star wars and goes on a tangent and bruce just nods along staring blatantly at his lips and thinking how he wants to be in clark’s lap as the other just rambles endearingly or the other way around where bruce stops midway through the makeout session spilling his ideas on how to solve a case he’s been stuck on and clark is sitting there providing insight and thinking about wanting to grab bruce’s waist but his hands are politely in his lap watching bruce be the world’s greatest detective ohhhh they’re so in love and autistic

[the-fyre-flie]

First few months of Clark being Superman, and he has almost perfect control over his powers and reactions. Like 90% of the time his grip strength, speed, durability, ect, is easily seen as just slightly above average. He's a tall guy from a small farm town, of course he's gunna be a little buffer than most guys his age. HOWEVER, he has the same instinctual adrenaline rush that mothers often get for their children that lets them lift cars to save their babies.

Clark, hastily trying to hide the grip marks left in the metal frame of a semi truck: oh wow that was almost real bad haha adrenaline does crazy things to the body hahah

Lois, who just watched Clask *lift a semi truck* to save a little girl: wtf kent

Bruce, as Brucie, attempting to flirt with Clark and throw him off his game by dropping his pen: Oops ahah im so clumsy-

Clark, who someone caught the pen milliseconds after it left Bruce's hand: Here ya go, Mr Wayne! :D

Bruce: ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

[lyn1tx]

Oh….

[foudreika]

Stoopid stuff based on a meme I saw on Pinterest I wanted to draw!!

[moxiebustion]

"Maybe I'll kill that reporter who does all your interviews. Maybe I'll kill Clark Kent."

This is the most important line in the movie. I'm 100% serious. It tells you everything you need to know about Lex Luthor's character. It shows the audience that, despite being almost omnicognizant from the get-go, Luthor clearly has no fucking idea who Superman is, only what he does.

I've never seen anyone go from All-Knowing Evil to Absolute Fucking Loser so fast. In fifteen words he went from unstoppable criminal powerhouse to flailing manchild moron. He gave his Evil Dictator demonstration and then turned around, dropped his pants and showed his entire ass. He proclaimed his manifesto of unrelenting ego, turned around, slipped on a banana peel and landed on a whoopie cushion.

And he was so mired in his own sense of superiority that he never even knew it.

Lex Luthor, folks. Ten out of ten, no notes.

[intercrusher]

show stealer!

[thesulkycroissant]

It's so important to me that Jonathan is so soft in the Superman movie. Jonathan is there asking Lois with worried eyes if their boy is going to be okay. Jonathan is there tearily telling Clark he's proud of him. Jonathan is there recognizing how upset Clark is and coaxing him to talk about it. Jonathan loudly loves his son. There is no guessing game, no question, no room for uncertainty.

And Clark reflects that every day as Superman.

[toolusingmammalgirl]

Me: What the fuck. David Corenswet is Superman. The guy who built Star Wars Legos with my brother when they were 14. I knew he had an acting career, he did theater and commercials back then and he was in some Netflix stuff, but Superman?

Husband: congratulations, you are having the authentic experience of being Clark Kent's coworker