Nice Pal Emma

I am a humble hermit, barley any original posts mostly an assortment of crap

[demilypyro]

[alisonzai]

when you can draw in 3rd grade

[lesbianshepard]

i want to raise hp lovecraft from the dead for a couple of hours and show him The Shape of Water because i think it would make him really mad

[hiboudeluxe]

that universal feeling of wanting to perform necromancy to raise hp lovecraft from his grave just to torture him with shit we know he’d hate is a big fucking mood

[lesbianshepard]

i want to raise hp lovecraft from the dead for a couple of hours and show him The Shape of Water because i think it would make him really mad

[hiboudeluxe]

that universal feeling of wanting to perform necromancy to raise hp lovecraft from his grave just to torture him with shit we know he’d hate is a big fucking mood

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

U can tell that skincare culture is makeup culture disguised bc not a single syllable of it is directed at men, the crustiest people on this earth

[shollymannon-deactivated2019032]

the fucked up thing is, when 12 yr old girls with perfect child skin but maybe a puberty zit or two see those commercials telling them that even slightly flawed skin is a problem to be aggressively fixed and start scrubbing the shit out of their face with high pH drugstore cleansers and astringent toners, they destroy their skins natural moisture barrier and make their skin more permeable to bacteria which can actually CAUSE acne, when creates an endless cycle of spending where they spend the rest of their lives desperately trying to fix the problems that the products caused in the first place

[itamedgojira-deactivated2019021]

exactly what happened to me as an 11 year old with proactiv. 

[selkise]

love watching straight people’s reaction to how we knew someone was gay because it’s always stupid things like “i asked her where she got that button up shirt and she said the men section of zara” or “she got into a heated debate about werewolves and only a gay person would be that passionate about werewolves” and straight people’s wack ‘he has a lisp’ gaydar cannot comprehend this level of secret language and just look at us like

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

Can you believe that there are people who live so close to the ocean that they can just think “hey, I should go to the ocean” and then they just do???

[ston-rampler]

oh to be a thirteen year-old walking home from the bus and listening to night vale though shitty five-dollar earbuds

[theambassadorposts]

Glad to see some people still admit when they’re wrong 😂

[jitterati-deactivated20190311]

womanhood and having a voyeuristic relationship with your own pain

[jitterati-deactivated20190311]

“am i suffering beautifully?” “is my agony lovable?”

[wfneklsfmcsd-mooooved-deactivat]

gay people see a feral scientist character and go “oh that’s hot”

[death-limes]

You guys. This is my high school class ring.

They said I could customize it. So I customized it.

My mom still thinks this was a horrible idea. I say nay.

[death-limes]

i’m gonna do it

i’m gonna invent time travel and strangle myself

[riverselkie-deactivated20190510]

i feel like there’s this huge unfulfilled niche in the Dark Academia thing (kill your darlings, the secret history, dead poets society etc) for stories about women???? like can we have rakish girls quoting sappho and anxious genius poet girls, bespectacled, frantically tapping away at typewriters? wild girls trying to start literary movements and being dragged down by their own hubris? innocent girls discovering love and sex and angela carter? cute girls in 60s looking school uniforms investigating ~mysterious happenings~? going to class the next day hungover and exchanging knowing glances? can we just have. the thing

[thegoodlannister]

the year is 2012.

I have two tabs open. one is tumblr. I am 160 posts back on my dashboard - I have made it back to the place I left off the night before.

satisfied, I open the second tab to pull up a post-avengers fanfic. everyone lives together in stark tower - each of them has their own floor. for no explained reason, loki shares thor’s. no one questions that he has not been arrested. the team has friday evening movie nights. at breakfast, thor eats all of tony’s pop tarts.

I am content.

[sonsyejin-deactivated20210429]

me when i see people complain about a charlie’s angels reboot with a diverse female cast & a female director and then see the same people get excited about which white actor might play the 9th version of batman: huh!!!!

[glumshoe]

the upside to being a great buffoon is that embarrassing stories about yourself are a renewable resource

[shinymelonsoda]

He’s perfect