sanasa sanasa

i don't have a boyfriend i have chanel, hermes and diamonds X

[heartshapedmoodring]

[xxpassionatekissxx]

[baawri]

“I’m Queen Latifah and I’m an actor.“

[sherlck-deactivated20140622]

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

[feathery-soul-deactivated201408]

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

[agnosticwitch]

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

[moontideempress]

[vimbia]

Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.

[jazmynedrakeford]

Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.

[youhavearighttoyourwrongopinion]

Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show

[caribe-bby]

Y'all suspect af😂

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*

[electricocelot]

Make sure you set up a solid alibi Pay for everything in cash

Or, for those of you who’ve read Roald Dahl’s Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police

[dolefuldream]

[thesometimesam-deactivated20181]

do you ever finger yourself? how many can u fit?

this is an awful ask to send someone

[thesometimesam-deactivated20181]

[hallucin8]

moment of silence for all the missed opportunities and plans u canceled bc of anxiety

[labias]

Coming back from the club like 

[madhumour]

(18+)

[peeyonce-deactivated20200120]

[modenfamily]

[sixpenceee]

I hope you find love in 2016. 

[httpkitsune]

animal crossing ♡

[derranger-deactivated20220102]

TO EVERY ARTIST WHO SEES THIS

Ur doing a great job u da best

[versatlie]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[ashlee-curry]

[whofvckncares]