Life in Progress

Boooooo

[1995lahaine]

like you guys have no idea. i need to thank her for her service

[chickenfarmersan]

[skellybonesandtrees]

This was awesome lol.

[caroldanversenthusiast]

anne hathaway is so sexy for this

[stephanemiroux]

Okay but somebody edit a slow mo WASTED over Kelly as she just drops when she realizes the song.

[ampervadasz]

[schakira]

[iamnoonewhoareyou]

Can someone please make this a mod

[knightsf]

[straightpeoplereceipts]

queer housing groups are a great place to meet people you would never, under any circumstances, want to live with.

[straightpeoplereceipts]

queer housing groups are like:

“hi manhattan folx. we are both fresh out of school and looking to split rent 3/4s* with one (1) quiet femme roommate. wed prefer to live with someone who is not greek, cannot practice martial arts and was recently fired from their job.

we are looking for a quiet person because it is a MUST that you do not ever speak to my partner due to his inability to behave normally. if you need trouble him, you will pass messages beneath our bedroom door at precisely 3am on sundays only.

you mightve heard about us from our previous roommate, moon. she will be posting in various local groups saying we sold her ferret on craigslist. please PM me for more details.

we are looking for some who

is not mentally ill

is not disabled

will not be seen or heard

does not have friends

will wash dishes for us

you would be living in a cardboard box in our living room. we have a washing machine and dryer but ask that you do not use it, instead going to the laundromat down the street and matching whatever you paid them to pay us as well.

we are both lawyers but one of us roams the streets at night wearing a mask with horns and performing vigilante justice. you must be able to perform first aid at all hours. (and of course comfy doing this xo.)

people with leopard geckos and capricorns need not apply.

*as in you pay ¾ of the rent.”

I saw a post in a queer housing group and they specified that they talk about sex openly in their house and all of the comments were warnings telling people not to move in there because the reason why they want people to speak about sex openly is because they’re trying to indoctrinate you into their sex cult.

[eaglesucks]

I joined a queer housing group in Portland and left pretty quickly because of posts like this:

[kovaceviches]

[gatheredbugs]

[duncebento]

the second one was posted by an infant

[j-lyn]

his best quality: his wiggles

[headspace-hotel]

These are the most exquisite wiggles I’ve ever seen

[kainablue]

Exceptionally fluent in wiggles

[drtanner]

The poise! The focus! The tail! A+ wiggles, just incredible. <3

[p0tato-kn1shes]

@is-the-cat-video-cute

[flourishingskeleton]

Rating: Cute

Cats will do this to prepare their muscles to pounce, and adjust their weight. Perfectly normal!

[liberalsarecool]

Guns are terror. Guns are patriarchy.

[superhamster311]

“Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures”

[dankxsinatra]

X

H/T: @marisk-a

[sixpenceee]

How the mRNA vaccine works to fight the Corona virus | source

[48squeakylizards]

I love you science side of tumblr

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

➤ ARTI DESIGN (ballroom & Latin dance)

[alanspazzaliartist-deactivated2]

What Roman Emperors Looked Like Using AI, Facial Reconstruction, And Photoshop

[fckmypssywtharakemom]

[arirna]

[arirna]

[vykodlak]

Peak character design is a dark gradient on the limbs or fingers

[realkaijuhavecurves]

[animalcrossingmemes]

[ottermatopoeia]

“how’s that going for you?”

[jaubaius]