The Imelda Marcos Chronicles

If Imelda Marcos changed her shoes three times a day, and never wore the same pair twice, it would take her more than two years and five months to work through her shoe supply--as it existed on the day she fled Manila.

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so that’s how keys work.

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YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY I AM TO FINALLY SEE HOW THIS WORKS.

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I’m actually mesmerised by this

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Gentlemen and women, take note. [x]

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Christmas go home, you are drunk (via tyleroakley)

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In 1995, Tupac was sued by the estate of a slain Texas Trooper. The Trooper’s family claimed Tupac’s music incited police shootings.

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And now, here’s Stephen Colbert (as George Washington, of course) and the Colbert Report staff, photographed by Annie Leibovitz for a Vanity Fair profile of Stephen written by Dick Cavett.

The only thing that could make this better is if touching the image made cheeseburgers shoot out of your computer (don’t bother, I tried). In lieu of cheeseburgers, here’s video of the photoshoot.

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“Mr. Cody, hook me up wit a glue stick…I’mma cut and paste this fuckin’ orange leaf into my memories book.”

LMFAO

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i now have some respect for you miss Gillard

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A tiger mother lost her cubs from premature labour. Shortly after she became depressed and her health declined, and she was diagnosed with depression. So they wrapped up piglets in tiger cloth, and gave them to the tiger. The tiger now loves these pigs and treats them like her babies.

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sportsmanship!

(top) In 2003, New Zealand rugby captain Tana Umaga was awarded the Pierre de Coubertin Medal, a prestigious award for outstanding sportsmanship. In a test match between the two teams, Welsh captain Colin Charvis was knocked out in a tackle from All Blacks forward Jerry Collins. Umaga stopped playing despite his team being in an attacking position so that he could check that Charvis had not swallowed his mouthguard, and then placed him in the recovery position.

(bottom) Reminiscent of this act, Irish prop John Hayes rescued teammate Ronan O’Gara after fell unconscious following a tackle against Scotland during a Six Nations match in 2007. Hayes removed O’Gara’s mouthguard, placed him in the recovery position and yelled for assistance after seeing his face turn blue after he was crushed at the bottom of a ruck.

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