Better Anime Titles: Summer 2015
It's the end of the Summer 2015 anime season, which means it's time to take a final look at our favorite shows shows and give them the ridiculous, over-the-top anime titles they deserved. All of these alternative titles have been generated by feeding the original title into various translation services back and forth between several languages repeatedly, which is probably how the best anime titles already get their names. Note that punctuation is very important; this season was a dry spell for fans of ridiculous punctuation.
Castle Town Dandelion should have been called 「The tooth of a lion and the walls of the city」
Classroom Crisis should have been called 「Crisis」
Durarara!! ×2 The Second Arc should have been called 「Durarar!! X the second line.2, 」
Gangsta. should have been called 「It's Not Fair」
GATE should have been called 「Not.」
God Eater should have been called 「Oh, My God, I Don't」
Monster Musume should have been called 「The Devil's Museum」
Non Non Biyori Repeat should have been called 「To Avoid Air-Conditioning Standard」
Prison School should have been called 「School of Body」
Rokka: Braves of the Six Flowers should have been called 「Stone in Six Colors」1
SHIMONETA: A Boring World Where the Concept of Dirty Jokes Doesn't Exist should have been called 「Story: Dirty World a Boring Joke Has No Concept Of」2
Shool-Live! should have been called 「The School Is Alive!」
Snow White with the Red Hair should have been called 「Snow, I am red, white」
Ushio and Tora should have been called 「Ushiro Business」
Food Wars! Shokugeki no Soma should have been called 「Food, war! Shokugeki no.」
My Love Story!! should have been called 「Yes, I am!!!」
Strong contender:「Rikka, six flowers: Atlanta Braves」 ↩︎
Strong contenders:「Tell a joke... the story of heroes.」「Without Simon:unfortunately, an idea, a joke, miles.」 ↩︎