Super Kami God Espurr Dragon of Mars

It's OK, there's no such thing as priests

[lakevida]

everyone seems to be doing quite well

[rui-cifer]

yank nationalists (whether they're consciously aware they're being one or not) think they found the cheat code with "Actually it's American Exceptionalism to say that the USA is uniquely evil!" Let us set aside the fact that USA Exceptionalism is a very specific term that doesn't mean "the USA is unique," and that these people are grossly misusing the concept. The fact of the matter is, the USA really is that evil. The USA is the only country to use nuclear weapons in wartime and deliberately targeted civilian population centers. It is the only nation with the amount of the overseas bases it has. It is the only nation to not be a party to any swath of international treaties, including one on the rights of children, because they value the abolity to be Protestant social reactionaries more than they value coexisting with rest of the world.

The USA sends more Christian missionaries than other top 5 nations combined, and spends more on its militaries than other top 5 nations combined. It is the only country to vote against lifting the blockade on Cuba that it has been keeping up for decades, among other human rights resolutions it keeps voting against in the name of "we should be able to do what we want." It is a nation with a mindset of a toddler holding dangerous weapons that it has show. willingness to use. Even by their flawed definition and application of the term, the USA is a uniquely bad entity on the global stage.

[artbyblastweave]

The Center for the Propagation of Infinite Omnidirectional Violence has released its latest set of policy proposals for easing traffic congestion on American roadways

[artbyblastweave]

The Center for the Propagation of Infinite Omnidirectional Violence is cooking up some fun new ideas about the Tax Code

[artbyblastweave]

The Center for the Propagation of Infinite Omnidirectional Violence is tinkering with a relationship advice column where spineless, luckless unfortunates will write in with their personal problems and receive guidance on concrete, direct, high velocity resolutions to the messiness of the human condition

[cloudmancy]

need to become a guy who exclusively does evil commissions. like this

WILL DRAW ✓ mecha ✓ gore ✓ furry ✓ nsfw

WILL NOT DRAW X ocs X fanart X simple backgrounds

[cloudmancy]

great question and I'm glad you asked. in this case I would only draw:

real people, places, or objects

art of media that neither of us are really a fan of

unoriginal characters

[captain-price-returns]

I think this might be one of the most incredible, unsettling and symbolic photos of today’s America I’ve ever seen. I can’t stop looking at it. It’s perfect.

[superdaisypowerhour]

"if i had a time machine i would go back in time and kill hitler"

I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,

[fantashic]

Average Deep Space Nine A plot: "What are you willing to sacrifice for the chance at a better world? Who are you willing to hurt? Will the pain you cause now outweigh the peace that it might bring? When both choices are bad, and you do what you think is best, can you live with yourself after? Could you live with yourself if you made the opposite choice?"

Average Deep Space Nine B plot: "What do we do with all this hot sauce!?"

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

people keep giving me examples of christofascist demon horror that #doesitright and then every example does the thing where it’s like. “but don’t worry! your grandma’s christianity isn’t implicated at all. real christianity is fine. in fact christianity is objectively true and the antagonists of this story were simply led astray from the real faith of jesus and that’s why they’re bad.”

sucks ass i hate it

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

most religious horror is a.) inherently christian and christianity-affirming b.) laser-focused on catholicism or c.) obsequious about reassuring the reader that their warm fuzzies about jesus are #valid and there’s no reason to scrutinize anything about christianity that might make them uncomfortable

[captain-price-returns]

A real page on the White House website

[b0nkcreat]

new art fight rule

you arent allowed to imagine the drawing in your mind because it’s stealing

[bransonreese]

[prokopetz]

All right, hold on – is there anyone in this room who wasn't grown in a tube by a shadowy quasi-governmental conspiracy as a living weapon? Anyone at all?

[je-blauge]

Mine was a sphere

[psych-is-the-name]

you guys got your own containers? I was grown in a high-capacity vat with the rest of my batch

[supertaliart]

Happy May the Fourth! I added a second page to this comic from last year!

[androvmedia]

glorpy love moo 👽💚🐮

[tearlessrain]

actually caring about the rights and safety of children is so stressful right now because a large amount of the time I'm sitting there internally screaming "THAT'S WORSE. THAT POLICY IS GOING TO ACTIVELY CAUSE HARM TO CHILDREN YOU ARE MAKING IT WORSE." and nobody cares because it's not actually about protecting children but the thing is children actually do need more protection very badly, just not like that. REALLY not like that. and the things that would actually protect children (education, greater personal autonomy, access to knowledge and resources that don't hinge on their parents being willing/able to provide them) would give adults less absolute power over them and that upsets too many people who see children as status symbols and tools and extensions of themselves.

[barmecidebiohazard]

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate golf since I began to live. There are roughly 2.25 million acres of land dedicated to golfing in the United States of America. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each blade of grass in those millions of acres, it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for golf courses at this micro-instant. For golf. Hate. Hate.

[st-just]

Violent religious fanatics who lose and subsequently go 'well, God was clearly with the other guy' and convert are just endlessly funny to me. Like, the logic is sound and they're hardly that uncommon historically, but still.