Superman is dead and we killed him

Just a nerd, don't mind me. They/Them or He/Him Pronouns

[everydaylouie]

a lil arcane fanart <3

[elcomics]

Hi friends. This is our new comics TEST. This one means a lot to us and we really hope you like it.

We put out a digital comic book today containing our stories TEST, ARK, and MIDNIGHT RADIO. It’s hi res, DRM free and pay what you want. You can download it at: Gum.co/theworld

If you would like to support us creating more stories like these, please consider buying a copy. If you can’t, no worries. Please download and enjoy the book!

Written by Ehud Lavski. Art by Yael Nathan. Contact: [email protected]

[shadows-ember]

That was…..wow

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

What.

[prontobrontosaurusburger]

Well. I need a full length novelization of this.

[phoenixwaller]

Just… wow

[hodlmyvodka]

[anonbunny]

I’m SCREAMING at that one motherfucker who did the sign of the cross before walking out in front of all those cars

[sunnychespin]

We did it again people, reblog to get some divine intervention and never miss a saving throw again

[ubuyo]

this is the palutena of crits, reblog in the next 30 seconds to roll nat20s without fail forever

[ikeaboi]

Reggie Fils-Aime, President of Nintendo of America burning merciless to youtuber (x)

[reggiefandom]

say it

to my fucking face

jared

[thespectacularspider-girl]

“Reggie please”

“As if begging for your life matters at this point, Jared!”

[evaunit08]

only americans will understand::

shirley temple DVD set infomercial 

[kluex-moved]

[applejuicewerewolf]

Are americans okay

[jaethefade]

LOL

[nerdy---kirby]

so i sent this email to this company that had an app i wanted to download, but didn’t have it for android:

i didnt think i would get a response, i figured they get weird shit from people complaining all the time

today i got a response

oh my god he even sent me the email they posted

THEY FUCKING HIGHLIGHTED IT

[regpositivity]

In case it wasn’t clear…

[justonepurpose]

And nbphobes, truscum, and intersexists. 

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

teacher: here’s ur topic me: oh jeez i hate that topic teacher: pick your own topic me: oh jeez im not a decision maker

[ponvboy-deactivated20140316]

WHO THE FUCK VOTED BILL NYE OFF DANCING WITH THE STARS???? HE INVENTED SCIENCE WHAT DO U THINK YOURE DOIGN

[mitocumdria]

he left because he got injured..

[ponvboy-deactivated20140316]

WHO THE FUCK HURT BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

[rainbowcubone]

He tore his own ligaments whilst dancing.

[ponvboy-deactivated20140316]

WHO THE FUCK ALLOWED BILL NYE TO DO THIS TO HIMSELF

[trashymayhem]

@ironbar36 requested some Cyberpunk Thomas Sanders, so I gave it my best shot!

[peteosborn]

[roachranch]

Okay I'm curious: Your First Name, Your Last Name, Your Address, & Your Social Security Number in the tags.

[alloverthegaf]

It’s Murder time at college so everything’s chaos

[alloverthegaf]

A few people have been asking so let me explain

Murder’s a game my college does every year where everyone’s given a plastic knife with someone’s name on it. The knives are shoved under your door at midnight and for the next week you have to try and ‘kill’ the person on your knife. If you kill them, you get their knife and have to kill that person, and so on, until there is one lone survivor. You can’t kill someone in the dining hall or in their room, or if they’re naked. I’m pretty sure the prize is a bottle of vodka.

It gets super intense; some floors unscrew most of their lights to make it harder to find the right person, or keep the fire emergency doors closed with black garbage bags taped up so you can’t even see into the floor. Some people walk around in nothing but a towel so that if someone comes at them they can just drop it and be immune. People walk in groups. Everyone’s suspicious of everyone. Friends are no longer trusted. No one and nowhere is safe.

[alloverthegaf]

it begins

[seriz-owo]

The purge college AU

[animentality]

I would ask why you would do this, but…college.

[powerburial]

this is the funniest thing ive ever seen

[blue--leaf]

is he………you know…….*makes revolver twirling motions*….gay?

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

If ur fursona pink ur cute no exceptions

[thyrell]

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

This was like complimenting a stranger and getting mustard gas thrown in my face I’m never doing anything nice again