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[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

[lizawithazed]

In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug

[ruinedchildhood]

There must have been some mistake with the email. 

[adonischildsupportcase]

[quickweaves]

I’m glad I watched this

[animatedtext]

[hustlerose]

STOP MAKING BAD DECISIONS AT 3AM

JUST GO TO BED

[hustlerose]

shut the fuck up bitch

[hustlerose]

oh wait this is my post

[j6]

I need to be gay with someone NOW!

[j6]

I hate this post because people are tagging their significant others in it, this post is for SINGLE SAD PEOPLE WHO YEARN FOR LOVE AND AFFECTION ONLY

[jokerous]

“Well, obviously, I’m Batman’s greatest enemy no matter how much he may deny it.”

[d0gbl0g]

[powerburial]

someone fed him a pickle

[shardwick]

[baerials-deactivated20210402]

Pooh stop running from your fucking problems

[corvid-apologist]

me

[talktothepalm]

Popular Sweatshirts & Blouses

Sweatshirts: Alien \ Blue \ Pink

Blouses : Cape \ Floral \ Cat

Sweatshirts: Cat \ Band \ Worst

[use87661-deactivated20230407]

have you ever read the description/summary of a book and thought 

this is so 

Heterosexual™

[chekhov]

Did you know? Lesbians and male homosexuals would marry each other in Nazi Germany just to escape persecution? Queer history tho like I honestly am learning things everyday that shape my knowledge of what it means to be LGBT? Like did you know Malcolm X was bisexual? Did you know the Nazis persecuting homosexuals said they were protecting “traditional family values,” the same arguments used today by Republicans? Washington in the 1780s expelled several soldiers for engaging in consensual same-sex acts? FDR launched a plan in the 1920s where he forced young sailors to try and trap other sailors into sex? I think schools need to stop erasing queer history from social studies and queer literature from English classes. And also start teaching children to respect gay people at a young age, like grade five. That’s the only way I can see any change coming about…

[hijacker-deactivated20160621]

Did you know that FDR’s plan actually backfired because the men that were hired to trap them starting having sex with each other and then ended up protecting them so that they could keep having sex with each other

[saverockanroll]

every song that fall out boy has never played live

•Favorite Record •Twin Skeleton’s (Hotel in NYC) •The Mighty Fall •Rat-a-Tat •Alpha Dog (never performed in full) •From Now On We Are Enemies •The (Shipped) Gold Standard •27 •w.a.m.s. •West Coast Smoker •Lake Effect Kid (never performed in full) •Bang The Doldrums •Fame < Infamy •You’re Crashing, But You’re No Wave •I’ve Got All This Ringing In My Ears And None On My Fingers •G.I.N.A.S.F.S. •It’s Hard To Say “I Do”, When I Don’t •I’ve Got A Dark Alley And A Bad Idea That Say You Should Shut Your Mouth (Summer Song) •7 Minutes In Heaven (Atavan Halen) •Champagne For My Real Friends, Real Pain For My Sham Friends •Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying (For Your Part To Save The Scene And Stop Going To Shows) •Snitches and Talkers Get Stitches and Walkers (Album version was never performed live) •My Heart Is the Worst Kind of Weapon •It’s Not A Side Effect Of The Cocaine, I •Am Thinking It Must Be Love •Love Will Tear Us Apart (Cover) •Sending Postcards From a Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here) •Calm Before The Storm (this version was never performed live) •Pretty In Punk •The World’s Not Waiting (For Five Tired Boys In A Broken Down Van) •Short, Fast, and Loud •Parker Lewis Can’t Lose (But I’m Gunna Give It My Best Shot) •Hand of God •7-9 Legendary •Pavlove •Austin, We Have a Problem •Star 67 •My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark (Original) •We Don’t Take Hits, We Write Them

[saaga]

With our brothers and our sisters, together we will stand There is power in a union

[markim00k-deactivated20180624]

Hello all! As you are likely aware @maksiplier and I have started a little project which we talk about here, and we have now set up a way to fund it!

We are humbled by the enthusiasm and support we have received for our little project - I, personally, had thought that my enthusing about naming a star after Mark was an unrealistic project - let alone a whole planetary system!

But now we can do this! I am certain of that! With your support we can give mark his own little corner of space, so he can point up to the sky and say “that light is mine - my community gave it to me”!

So if you are interested, the Fundly is here and has further details.

And finally, I’d like to say once again that this is through a non-profit organisation, and that all the money will not only go towards Mark’s joy, but space exploration and research - undeniably a good thing!

Thankyou! 

(ps please dont tag mark - we want this to be a surprise)

[markimu]

This is amazing! <3

[marisatomay]

who else is gayer than anticipated

[joshpeck]

this is the funniest tweet I have ever seen