Procrastination Station

I spend too much time on the internet. This blog is proof of that.

[vixvigil]

turns out i simply cannot handle things or situations

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

eXCUSE me who is this cat

[teathattast]

the return of the Weibo cat

[guy]

full emotional spectrum

[belmonnt-remade-deactivated2023]

fuck it. thats YOU in the corner. thats YOU in the spotlight. losing YOUR religion. how does it feel now.

[nutnoce]

thanks☕

[relishboi]

why are we here

to play the nintendo ds

[1dietcokeinacan]

We stan JiaHao😭

[agenderss]

[captions]

plaid shirt: my name is tyler and i’ve created a monster

[tyler voiceover]

let me explain:

this is my husband jiahao. one time, i asked him what his favorite game was to play when he was growing up and you know what he said? fire. so for his birthday, i got him a fire pit - see here.

things started out pretty innocent, he would disappear for long periods of time and send me pictures of burnt sweet potatoes, but that was okay.

then he bought a small power saw. THEN the stealing began. well, kind of. he began scouring the neighborhoods for dead trees that were being thrown away so he could drag them home and burn them.

yesterday he said he wanted to go on a long walk, but it was only because he saw sticks next door

jiahao: excuse me, make room

[tyler voiceover]

he also bought a small hatchet, which was a little concerning but um, i take full responsibility for enabling all of this

jiahao: successful. i’m so successful!

tyler: do i have plans of stopping him? no. because i like s’mores and the uh, the opportunity to eat s’mores in this house has increased by like, 200%

[end captions]

[beyondthisdarkhouse]

THIS is the gay agenda

[funnytwittertweets]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

found family but they’re all absolutely horrendous people

[unstoppable-mogar]

[arsantiquis]

Clouds by Eugene Boudin.

[bummrd]

[cvrol]

I keep going back to this video

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[yesterdaysprint]

Plainfield Courier-News, New Jersey, April 16, 1937

[1000yearsbeforedinosaurs]

[Text: This Story Is Intended to Be Read Only by Those Interested in The Fourth Dimension or Grapefruit. End Text.]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[sosuperawesome]

Lara Hacker on Instagram

[eelizabit]

Ok girlies time for our prescription 1-2 hour walk, imagine we r all in line like Madeline

[tombofnull]

Frog.

[tombofnull]

Frog, but now in motion.

[splintes-deactivated20210922]

being the unattractive friend is not easy i don’t think we get enough credit

[grownthot]

fax. like when someone talks to your attractive friend you gotta chill back in the corner. wit our ugly ass