well, I'm not being an individual on my own

been here for 10 years, sign me up for 10 more 👌

[parcai]

fixed it.

[moonachilles]

Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.

[killy-deactivated20241228]

[evilwizard]

[deedala]

ilya being bitchy for @fuckyouandyourloon

[lightningbig]

listen I understand why anyone writing a bodyguard au for hollanov defaults to ilya being the body guard and shane being the superstar. but I just think we're collectively sleeping on the appeal of playboy celeb ilya rozanov getting scuffed like a kitten by his deadpan, no nonsense security detail, shane hollander

[russianblush]

#ilya baby get behind me

[russianblush]

#ilya baby get behind me

[gaygoatshane]

ilya promising children cash if they win knowing he's gonna let them win and then asking shane for money because he doesn't have his wallet. he wasn't even an annoying husband yet but he was letting shane know his potential

[ladyofwitheredroses]

He is like “look at me! Look at me Shane! Look how amazing of a husband I would (will…) be! Please pick me 🥺”

[blacksheepcolorfulskin]

This fandom truly is the gift that keeps on giving lololololol

[enigma-psychosis]

The way I giggled…..

[sobnalucks]

[scifi-they-wrote]

I’m standing in the hallway like aN IDIOT. Scott Hunter is rIGHT NexT DoOR

[rainbow-femme]

They move in together full time and Ilya notices that Anya acts differently with Shane than she does with him, more quiet and less playful, and he worries that means she doesn’t like Shane or is jealous, so he hires a dog trainer to come over and see if there’s anything they need to do to help

After a while of talking about how Anya acts the trainer says there’s nothing to worry about, Anya likes Shane just fine, it’s just that she sees him as the boss and is acting accordingly

And Ilya is like. But. I’m the one who adopted her? And raised her before Shane got here?? And the trainer is just like yeah well she sees you more like an equal. And Ilya is like WAIT she thinks Shane is in charge of both of us?? And the trainer is just like well do you interact in a way that would make her think that?

Ilya’s life flashes before his eyes as he thinks of all the times Shane has come over with a snack for Ilya and a treat for Anya, or all the times Shane has announced they’re all going for an after dinner walk, or pets Ilya’s hair and tells him he did a good job at practice, or the fact that he uses the same warning tone with Anya when she misbehaves as he does with Ilya when he’s causing problems on purpose

Shane comes home to Ilya with his face in his hands going oh god I’m not Anya’s dad I’m her brother and she thinks we’re both your pets. And Shane just goes. What.

[queenmadi2]

LMFAO this is my new headcanon

[dogsdayilya]

Loyalty (1869)

— by Briton Rivière

Loyalty (2025)

— by Ilya Rozanov

[flowgeeksout]

The tag on ao3 "Shane Hollander walks Ilya Rozanov like a dog" my personal favorite tag of the fandom

[tall]

[androm3da-the-galaxy]

Ilya rozanov core

[beyond-crusading]

"I asked ChatGPT-" Well I asked the immortal Dragon that Uther chained in the caves beneath Camelot and HE told me to commit treason

[fuckrozanov]

i know we love the board checks during the fuckfest montage but this check post-tuna meltdown fucking kills me. ilya is just so. look me in the eyes. do you miss me. do you regret it. am i losing you for good am i losing you for good am i losing you for good.

[lucylehane]

Heated Rivalry, p. 75

[blacksheepcolorfulskin]

WHY IS THIS SO GOOD?!

[fandom-freak-57]

GENUINELY HEAVENLY????