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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
decided to start this again :P
can you elaborate on the "exasperated babysitter" dnd part of the TTRPG ask?
dnd players love making memes like this:
and it really shows a certain attitude the mainstream play culture has, that the players are there to have fun and the DM is there to Create Fun for them. there's a lot to be said about how the rules' total lack of support for anything good leads to this but a huge part of this is just that the accepted play culture for DND is that the 'DM' isn't part of the game and that frankly and honestly talking as a table about what you would like to happen is not even an option. all they can do is perform elaborate passive-aggressive mindgame power trips
i know i say this a lot but why are dnd players like this
if i was playing a roleplaying game with people i liked and respected i would simply say the consequences of an ingame action clearly by producing words from my human mouth instead of all this passive-aggressive 'are you sure? ;)' bullshit
this is one of the reasons why 'dnd is simple' is bullshit because even if 5e was actually rules-light so much of dnd as actually played requires a knowledge of like five layers of play culture and table ettiquette that is both often mandatory and completely antithetical to having a nice time playing pretend games together
everyone in their notes being like 'this is what i do at my table and i like it' then bully for you but this is a screenshot from a thread where the table was not in fact having fun because a guy got really mad because he didn't realize he would die badly because the GM did all this pantomime bullshit instead of just being clear about the consequences of his actions
This is… not a problem with DnD? This is a problem with those specific people not communicating. It would happen with literally any system…
there are in fact many systems where "make the potential risks of the action a character is taking clear" is built into the mechanics. in narrative / pbta / fitd games, this takes the form of over the table communication. in some OSR stuff this takes the form of the GM being given an explicit duty to keep players aware of what their characters would know. either way the unspoken understanding that "are you sure?" is code for "the dm is going to kill you if you attempt this" is ingrained into d&d play culture and so is, in fact, if not unique to the game, native and emblematic of it
"im not saying feminism is for everyone but-" the fuck? well im saying that. feminism is for everyone. yes even cishet men will benefit from feminism and cishet men should be feminists because cishet men are indeed harmed by the patriarchy; nowhere near to the extent that women are, but having a culture that is fully equal and anti-misogynist benefits everyone. have we forgotten that lifting up the disenfranchised people in society helps all of us as a collective? "im not saying that universal and unalienable human rights are for everyone but-" YES THE FUCK THEY ARE LOL
read it or listen to it
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Guys it’s only been 3-4 hours wtf
tumblr being real normal about this one
HERE. I FOUND IT.
TOTALLY heterosexual reaction. shirou “i am definitely straight i have never been interested in men and have never been flustered at the idea of being seduced by a man” emiya.
I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????
i would read that fanfic ngl
About my fish??
HELP?????
YEAH THIS IS SCIENTIFICALLY RECORDED
WOMEN LOVE GAYBOY
FUJOSHI FISH????
fun little malware ridden true finale conspiracy
now lets not rewrite history
To be fair, they did successfully pressure Artur Conan Doyle into resurrecting Sherlock Holmes. You just have to pick easily influenceable solo authors.
Dickens was also pressured into writing a second ending to Great Expectations because the ecpected ship didn't happen. I'm not even kidding, lol.
"we're all faggots in the eyes of the state" okay but the state recognises different category of "faggot" where one is "idiot womanchildren with delusions of grandeur" and another is "subhuman predators that must be excised from society posthaste" like neither are a great way to treat another human being but can we pleeeeeeease acknowledge the difference here
"stop queer infighting we're all-" okay so is this actually queer infighting or did a trans woman describe her lived experience in a way you didn't like
"we're all faggots in the eyes of the state" okay but the state recognises different category of "faggot" where one is "idiot womanchildren with delusions of grandeur" and another is "subhuman predators that must be excised from society posthaste" like neither are a great way to treat another human being but can we pleeeeeeease acknowledge the difference here
my favourite kind of scp are probably the ones that engage with the fundamental tension of trying to do scientific study in a world where magic is real.
my least favourite kind of scp are the ones where they rewrite omelas from the perspective of the people running the infant torture machine for the 10,000th time and end the article with the words "secure, contain, protect"
wizards of the coast is really innovating if you're into apocalyptically incestuous cultural sludge, digested and regurgitated to only barest recognisability for viable producteering
literally the only thing that anyone cares about in Ikoria are the kaijus. like that's the main draw of the setting. the only thing ikoria humans have going on is "human typal" and that is not much. they're innistrad humans but worse
passing in public makes me feel like white shrek
literally how it feels
There is this thing I see people do sometimes where they start from a position of interrogating the unacknowledged humanity and internality and material circumstances and so on of the mooks that the good guys kick to pieces during the big action sequences, but they then overcorrect and come out the other side with something that basically just sounds to me like “those poor death camp guards were just trying to feed their families ”
the US is currently looting Iraq. seeing Chevron, Space X, and other US corporations pick up $60 billion worth of contracts in the country, we have to remember that the US has controlled Iraq's access to it's own oil revenue since the 2003 US led invasion. revenues that it will cut off if Iraq doesn't play ball
Following the invasion of Iraq, the US occupation of the country became a reality after the collapse of Saddam’s government. Faced with a fait accompli, the UN Security Council had to accept the new status quo.
According to International Humanitarian Law, occupation forces – in this case, the US and UK – become responsible for the well-being of the populations they occupy. So, UNSC Resolution 1483 was issued on 22 May 2003 to establish the US-led Coalition Provisional Authority (CPA) as Iraq’s administrator and create the Development Fund for Iraq (DFI) to manage Iraqi oil revenues.
Note that Resolution 1483 did not mention the US Federal Reserve as the depositary of Iraqi funds, nor did it assign a location for the DFI headquarters or account. In fact, the resolution specifically states directed that the DFI should “be held by the Central Bank of Iraq.” It was the CPA, led by Paul Bremer, that decided unilaterally to house the account at the Federal Reserve Bank of New York.
This decision allowed the US government to maintain tight control over Iraq’s oil revenues. From that point until today, the Iraqi Ministry of Finance has had to submit requests for funds to the US Treasury, which then approves or denies these requests based on its own criteria.
This monthly transfer of US dollars – which are literally flown into Baghdad in pallets of hard cash – determines Iraq and its 40-million-population’s ability to pay for basic needs like salaries, food, and medicine.
Whenever Washington feels that Iraq is not compliant with US regional goals, these fund transfers can be delayed or reduced. In January 2020, for instance, after the Iraqi Parliament voted to expel US troops following the assassination of Iranian Quds Force General Qasem Soleimani and Iraqi Popular Mobilization Units (PMU) Deputy Commander Abu Mahdi al-Muhandis, the Trump administration threatened to freeze Iraq’s access to its oil revenues.
Today, Iraq’s financial situation remains dire. Despite having oil revenues piling up in the Federal Reserve Bank of New York – estimated today at around $120 billion – Iraq is burdened with a growing debt that matches this amount.
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part of the new contracts is the restoring of an Iraq-Syria oil pipeline to bypass Hormuz
reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney
Musk is being sued for falsely suggesting a 22-year-old Jewish man was part of a neo-Nazi brawl.
Elon Musk was deposed in a recent lawsuit for falsely linking a 22-year-old Jewish man to a neo-Nazi brawl. Musk, who attempted to keep the
PLEASE read this
bankston is my HERO he’s tearing these people apart
damn
HE LEFT
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oh my god
KILL HIM
he is DONE.
HELP ME .
wow. ok.
genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .
doing a reread now this is so cunty
goddamn .
fun fact: the Mr. Bankston here is Mark Bankston, the same lawyer who absolutely ruined Alex Jones during the Sandy Hook trial.
how in the fuck did the muskrat's attorney pass the bar
Mark Bankston is gonna make me fucking SWOON.
I don't think Mark can ever top "INDEED, MR. JONES, INDEED" and "AND THAT IS HOW I KNOW YOU LIED TO ME" from the first Sandy Hook trial in Texas (not to be confused with Chris Mattei, the attorney in the Connecticut trial), but this part
MR. SPIRO: Do you give these lectures at all of your depositions? MR. BANKSTON: I do, and you can watch them.
is ESPECIALLY hilarious to me having listened to multiple depositions Mark has had to take in the Sandy Hook case, where he has needed to lecture EVERY. SINGLE. ATTORNEY. at some point in the case about how they're violating Texas Rule XYZ, because they all, to a one, did something seriously ethically questionable during the deposition.
like, YOU CAN WATCH/LISTEN TO HIS DEPOS. HE DOES HAVE TO GIVE THOSE LECTURES EVERY TIME. IT'S NOT EVEN A JOKE.
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Cthulhu Avatar Series :: Lovecraft meets Grimshaw by Oliver Wetter
I can vibe with it.