they come in all colors

everything is potatos

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

Don’t introduce me to your parents unless you plan on marrying me bc they’re going to love me & ask about me for the rest of your life lol

[charliesweight]

Hot and Sour Vietnamese Soup with Tamarind

I just went back on phase 1 for my after summer tune-up and decided to show my girlfriend how simple it is to eat everything we love (especially Asian food) and make it phase 1 friendly. This recipe is not the thick Chinese version.  This Vietnamese version is rather clean but balanced with full flavor.  Also great if you have the sniffles too.

Original Author: Sylvia Fountaine | Feasting at Home Blog Recipe type: Soup Serves: 2 IP supper meals (protein+veggies)

Ingredients • 1 tsp onion powder • 1 tablespoon olive oil • 3-4 cloves garlic minced • 2 Cups sliced mushrooms (shiitakes or cremini) • 2 Cups Roma or vine ripened tomatoes- diced into 1 inch pieces • 1 tsp splenda • 1 tsp IP salt (plus more to taste) • ½ tsp fresh cracked pepper • 4 cups chicken stock • 8 oz firm tofu, cut into ¾ inch cubes • 6 oz  of cooked shredded chicken • 1 Tablespoon tamarind paste (or tamarind concentrate) or sub with lime juice • ¼   Cup chopped cilantro • ¼ C chopped green onion • Chili flakes (to taste) Instructions 1. In a Medium pot, heat oil over medium high heat, add garlic, and mushrooms and onion powder. Saute until mushrooms are just tender, about 3-4 minutes. Add tomatoes, splenda, salt and pepper. Saute until tomatoes begin to melt, about 2-3 minutes. 2. Add stock, tofu, chicken and tamarind paste (or lime juice). Bring to a boil, and let simmer for 3-4 minutes. Taste for balance. Add salt to taste. 3. Serve in a bowl with chopped cilantro, green onion and chili flakes.

[boredpanda]

Love Is: Husband Spends 5+ Years Illustrating His Love For His Wife

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

why do nice girls always go for the assholes i dont even like pegging

[internetlaureate]

No. Just. NO. I am so sick of this bullshit stereotype being both perpetuated AND played out. No. 

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

um

[noisepunk]

Saying nice girls go with the assholes is the biggest stereotype in relationships of all time

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

uM

[meepicusmaximus-blog]

We don’t go with assholes, we go with the people who give us attention at the right time and ignore us at the right time and it just so happens to be the people who don’t care about us and it’s stupid a/f

[xxxtictacion]

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[sourprincess-deactivated2017110]

Okay but like that’s the most true stereotype ever… so many dumb nice girls date douchebags lmao

[arizonagunguy-deactivated201805]

ARE YOU SERIOUS

[hold-muh-beer-yall]

The problem is not that nice girls date assholes, it’s that nice girls *knowingly* date assholes and then have the nerve to complain and ask “why can’t I find a nice guy?”

And I will now stop before this becomes a rant.

[arizonagunguy-deactivated201805]

You dont get this post do you? Lol

[epicdoubletap]

The comments are priceless.

[washington-acp]

So many people being clueless.

[live-exist-die-deactivated20180]

Douchebags always date douchebags. The kicker is douchebags have 0 self-awareness that they are douchebags so in turn they complain that “they can never find a nice guy/sane girl.”

[cyrodiil-burns]

Holy fuck man not you too

[killzombieseatbacon]

So many non-comprehending mother fuckers

[warheads-r-us-deactivated202301]

Pure comedy gold.

[bigboss-smallpond]

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

This post is a perfect example of what people mean when we talk about how nobody on this godforsaken website has any fucking reading comprehension skills

[cuddlydomme-deactivated20170507]

Bahahahaha