Metal Gear is life

23 years old. Metal Gear Nut. Gun nut, Hunter. computer nerd.

[thenatsdorf]

[spark1eheartemoji]

fucking

L A U N C H

[this-old-stomping-ground]

[toastycursedcats]

Snore cat brought to by my bf @talesofanedgelord

[oldmanyellsatcloud]

YOU WILL HEAR HIS CALL.

[drowningxlessons-deactivated202]

I lose it every time I see this

[bigboss-smallpond]

It's weird coming on here and seeing people I used to indirectly interact with are still on here. I hope y'all are doing well.

[sirfrogsworth]

(Sound is very much required on this one.)

Sometimes food is so darn tasty you gotta sing its praises.

AWOOOOO! 

ʷᵒᵒ

[did-you-know]

Human fingers can detect nano-size objects. This means you not only have the ability to feel a tiny bump the size of a large molecule, but if your finger was the size of Earth, you could determine the difference between a house and a car. Source

[shinyrock6498]

And yet its still almost impossible to find the end of the tape

[hatchibomitar]

cowards. i can already tell the difference between a house and a car

[porterr-robinson]

[devon-aoki]

dog:

[mrbulian]

[trans-mouse]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

i love it. every damn time.

[freakphone]

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

[moleshow]

look in the mirror and they can start today

[freakphone]

[obviousplant]

Wtf is this?

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

Corn makes cornbread, corn chips, hush puppies, and bourbon.

Move over taters.

[memewhore]

[hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa]

[honeygoblin-deactivated20210102]

Little is known about the origins of this practice, although there is some unfounded speculation that it is loosely derived from or perhaps inspired by ancient Aegean notions about bees’ ability to bridge the natural world with the afterlife.

[oakydokey]

#me shoving my head into a beehive: yall would not fuckin BELIEVE the day i’ve had

[joysminuet]

@cardozzza

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

I love the mental image that tag creates

[thankgoodnessforme]

The bees when you give them the tea:

[cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial]

Mothman: *sees porchlight*

Mothman:

[silverhawk]

sometimes the ocean just brings you. big trees.

just massive pieces of driftwood. and thats okay. its normal.

[starkeaton]

“hey i think you guys dropped this”

[viral-inflection]

Playing fetch with the Deep Ones.

[rifleweeb]

Should the U.S. Air Force Bomb Forest Fires?

It sounds ridiculous, but it’s an idea that's grounded in physics.

Californians, running up to my strategic bomber after a mission: “thank you for putting out the forest fires!”

me, about to receive a Distinguished Flying Cross for leveling San Francisco: “…forest fires?”

[ancientorigins]

Why did Tutankhamun Have a Dagger Made From a Meteorite?

Scientists have long speculated that the ancient Egyptians used metal from meteorites to make iron objects. An analysis of a dagger found in Tutankhamun’s tomb has given us strong evidence that this was the case – and that the Egyptians knew the iron had come from the sky. But why did they use such an unusual source for the metal when there’s plenty of iron here on Earth?

[aestheticsandyou]

Didn’t Attila the Hun also have a meteorite sword?

[trashytoclassy-deactivated20231]

cause a weapon made from a rock from the heavens is fucking tight now and it was cool then too you losers