🎶murder me🎶

yo im halle, my blog is a mess  im dead inside, gay, and I like art

[peachmarch3]

don’t stop talking about what’s happening

[cordspaghetti]

anything you need / only so much she could do

[senxitive]

Visit Original Link

[guerrillatech]

[occasionalesbianlovermariahcarey]

I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements

[pinene]

I love it. I call them up and say hey bossman I'm camped out on the shitter today yeehaw

[occasionalesbianlovermariahcarey]

you are so beautiful in every way

[pinene]

We will get married on a windswept cliff and the dinner will be easily digestible

[foone]

Christmas advice for ladies (crossposted from Old Weird Scotland on mastodon, with permission)

I want you all to keep this in mind!

[the-evil-clergyman]

The Sea Maiden, Frontispiece from Celtic Fairy Tales by John D. Batten (1892)

[the-evil-clergyman]

The Norns Spinning the Thread of Destiny, from Wagner’s The Rhinegold & The Valkyrie by Arthur Rackham (1910)

[gondwana]

I wanna throw a guy in a volcano just once pleeeaaaaaeeesseee

[enchantedbook]

Art by Ulla Thynell

[thecollectibles]

Howl’s Moving Castle - Fan art by Julia Tveritina

[thecollectibles]

The Collectibles: Best of 2023

[zegalba]

Silver-washed fritillary, Japanese Map Butterfly

[lakevida]

i always convince myself i dont sound that weird and then i go out in the world and get involved in anything longer than transactional small talk and its like ohhh thats right ive only been hanging out with gay people who speak in riddles

[the-evil-clergyman]

Illustration from Old French Fairy Tales by Virginia Frances Sterrett (1920)

[the-evil-clergyman]

Illustration from Shakespeare’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream by W. Heath Robinson (1914)

[alphacrone]

i need a wiki of my own OCs run by someone inside my brain who isn't actually me

[nyancrimew]

can we all pretend i didn't say that and instead said something much cooler and more interesting also