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[kawaiikrisschan]

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[miles-crow]

...And then he fainted.

Fanart for @princelybunny of his awesome story 'Unspoken Thoughts' which you can find here (mature themes, you have been warned!), specifically the 'dive into water' scene from chapter 3.

I know, I know, 'Miles, why horseidon again?' HUSH and READ the story, the way Ash uses Poseidon's shapeshifting abilities absolutely captivated me; it's both hilarious and clever.

Close-ups + no light version:

[wyrmoftheweb]

well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?

[unknownunseenunheard]

Cinematic Parallels

[unknownunseenunheard]

Kon apparently has an incest kink and outright admits it which is so funny to me

DC: We refuse to admit this boy is bisexual and we won’t be giving him a boyfriend

Also DC: Anyways, Kon has an incest kink

[4gifs]

[socially-awkward-supervillian]

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

[youwinagainmoffat-blog]

jesus that is good to know.

[chandra75-deactivated20180905]

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

[magehenry-moved-blog]

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

[pkmnbreederbrianna]

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

[emo-islandniles]

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

[renirabbit]

this post just got so much better

[enjoying-nudiustertian-deactiva]

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

[wylltingtrees]

[sashayed]

this is emmett and cullen they are best friends

[clover11-10]

This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.

Dogs are truly angels.

[oshiawaseni]

so THATS why these cheetah ft dogo pics exist

[erin-luci-and-me]

the anxiety cat

[peppermint-madness]

Also! Cheetahs are not in fact classified as big cats, they are simply very large lesser cats, due to the fact that they purr, meow, chirp, and cannot roar. Also many cheetahs have learned to recognize wildlife photographers are friends and not foes, so they will just come up to people and be friendly occasionally as pictured at the top of the chain. Some will even leave their Cubs with photographers to look after while they hunt. So. Yeah. Cheetahs are great

[pocketss]

a sluge 😔

[pocketss]

laurie 😔

[noire-biquity-deactivated202311]

Plagg and Tikki's actual forms are pretty cool and yet terrifying to anyone looking at their actual forms.

Marinette in the distance thinks to herself, "It's best not to piss off the two kwamis who can rewrite the entire universe in an instant once merged as one to become Gimmi."

She'll never look at them the same way again after seeing their true forms from afar.

[cate-millsie]

Another Annabeth drawing for @greenconverses from her Roman!Percy AU fic would it really kill you (if we kissed). Ironically,,, I have only drawn Annabeth… I have no excuses for this, it was 100% indulgent on my part. No regrets. Click for better quality. Outfit based on this: x Link to my first Annabeth drawing: x Link to my playlist for the fic: x

[cate-millsie]

Easy, easy Pull out your heart to make the Being alone Easy, easy 

Click for better quality. For @greenconverses Roman!Percy AU, which you should read here. Haven’t read anything as enthralling in ages. Infinite kudos.

You can find my playlist for the fic, Dancing with the Devil here! 

[purelyaimless]

After reading a certain fanfic where Percy was born a Roman instead of Greek, got inspired to do some fanart for said work. Here is where you can find said referenced work :D

I’m new to tumblr so be gentle guys.

[ohsleepie]

Malleus×Idia comic just for practice. They're both such dorks

[rafterdarkr]

why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees

[idiotcommander]

Absolutely genuis

[eziocauthon89]

@wolfythewitch, too perfect not to @ you in this! Diving into the tags are too perfect!

[incorrect-teenwolf-quotes]

Eli: *sneaks into his house*

Derek: *turns in a chair* care to tell me where you were?

Eli: I was...uh...uh...with Papa!

Stiles: *also turns in a chair* Care to- *keeps spinning* Derek I can’t stop the chair.

[k009]

[thefreshprinceofevangelion]

this gets funnier every year 

[itstooch]

The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

U CANNOT OUTRUN UR CRIME

[leafquake23-deactivated20191022]

OKAY BUT WAIT. This has happened to me. Recently. Because I am old and I have things out there from previous fandoms with previous pseuds and one day my teenager begins a rant at me about people never finishing any WIPs on the pit of voles (which he does not call the pit of voles because he has No Knowledge of such a thing but yet he still reads on which I didn’t think anyone did any longer) and he points out an example to me of something I WROTE AND LEFT WIPing for ages and he has NO IDEA #1 that his mom wrote this and #2 How much it still haunts me to this day that it will. sit. there. for. eternity. because I am too lazy to pull it down.

[sadieb798]

oh my god

[azriona]

#why didn’t you finish cleaning your room?#IDK MOM WHY DIDN’T YOU FINISH THE RON/DRACO MERMAID AU? 

( @mrv3000 )

[thefringeperson]

Every year, this becomes both more funny, and more painful, and for both of those reasons, it should never be lost or forgotten.

[tasty-tiktoks]