started calling people babe
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
No title available

shark vs the universe

tannertan36
Today's Document
Sweet Seals For You, Always
official daine visual archive

#extradirty
$LAYYYTER

izzy's playlists!
Game of Thrones Daily
Cosimo Galluzzi

Product Placement
EXPECTATIONS
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

No title available
Stranger Things

Discoholic 🪩
Claire Keane
Jules of Nature
seen from Türkiye

seen from Russia

seen from Slovakia
seen from Australia
seen from France
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from Germany

seen from United States

seen from Türkiye
seen from France

seen from France
seen from Sweden
seen from Australia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from T1
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
@superszn
started calling people babe
Workin’ Day and Night
Pairing: Egon Spengler x F!Reader
Tags: Fluff, Sleep Deprivation, Egon being hardheaded
Rating: G
Summary: Egon's been in the lab for what feels like forever. You really don't want to have to go drag him out, but it's getting to a point.
Notes: I’m in Chicago rn, so it only felt right to pay homage to my man😛
—————————————————————————
You, along with everyone else, knew how hard of a worker Egon was when it came to their paranormal research. All of the boys were, but him especially. The only one who came close was Ray, the difference was Ray actually knew how to take care of himself.
It has now been approximately 14 hours since Egon disappeared into the lab, and hasn’t shown any signs of leaving any time soon. Of course he’s been in there for longer on other occasions, but considering he had already been out on calls late the previous night, again all this morning, and he went straight to the 3rd floor upon returning to the firehouse, this was ridiculous. Ray had been up there with him for a significant portion of the time, but (like any sensible person would do by now) had gone to bed hours ago.
This just happened to be one of the nights you slept over at the firehouse. You had your own place and stayed there when you had to be at work early for the sake of your commute, but on your more flexible nights you like to come stay with the boys. It was fun, almost like sleepaway camp, especially if Janine or Dana stayed too, but the best part was being with Egon. The two of you were so busy as is, so it was nice to have some time together when you could. Which is why it sucked when he locked himself upstairs.
The alarm clock on the bedside table flashes 3 am in bright red pixelated numbers, but you still find yourself unable to fall asleep. It’s not like you aren’t tired, because you are, but something else entirely is keeping you from rest. You didn’t think you were one of those girls who can’t sleep without their boyfriend, after all you live alone and sleep just fine, but it’s like your body knows he’s nearby. You love Egon and how dedicated he is to his research, but you love when he pays attention to his needs more.
After around another 30 minutes of tossing and turning you sit up. For both of your sakes, this has to end. You get out of bed and make your way to the 3rd floor, the only light visible being from the moonlight shining through the windows and the sliver of light bleeding from under the laboratory door.
You knock, as is polite, before pushing the door open and entering. The room, as you expected given the amount of time it’s been used, is kind of a mess, papers scattered everywhere, test tubes left abandoned on random surfaces, various screens showing frequencies that you have no idea what they pertain to. At the center of this is Egon, looking quite a mess himself. He’s at the desk hunched over a microscope, curls sticking out every which way, glasses askew, black t-shirt slightly stained with… something, and his coveralls bunched around his waist as he hadn’t even bothered to take them off. This uncharacteristically rough appearance would probably be incredibly sexy if it weren’t for the fact that he looked like shit.
You doubt he even heard you come in, so you try to make a little noise as you walk over so as not to startle him. He doesn’t look up from the microscope as you lean on the desk, trying to make sense of the clutter surrounding him. “...Egon?”
He doesn’t show any visible signs that he heard you, so you’re surprised when he speaks, “Good evening, honey.”
“Do you know what time it is?”
He shakes his head slightly, but not enough to disrupt his line of sight from whatever it is he’s examining, “No, I haven’t checked in a while.”
You look around for a clock to no avail, it’s probably somewhere under one of these seeming infinite papers. “I’d say it's around half past 3.”
“Really? I guess I haven’t been working as long as I’d thought.”
“...AM, Egon.”
“...Oh.” He’s seemingly caught off guard at the time,as he should be, but he snaps back quickly. “Shouldn’t you be asleep?”
You have to refrain from rolling your eyes, but it’s not like he’d see if you didn’t. “Well yeah babe, and so should you. You’ve been in here since this- well, yesterday, morning.”
Egon sighs, scribbling something on a sheet nearby, eyes not leaving the scope lenses for even a second, “I know, honey, but I really need to finish with this.” He pats your hand blindly, “Go to sleep, I’ll try to be down soon.”
Yeah, right. “Can’t sleep, otherwise I wouldn’t be up here.” You move to stand behind his chair, resting your hands on his shoulders. “What’s so important anyway?”
He adjusts something with the scope before writing something else down. “We’ve found some pattern residue left by different subjects on a few busts, so we’re trying to check for any correlation. Ray left a while ago and I want to get these samples logged before any more show up.” He frowns, adjusting the lens again, “It’s just, all the other specimens were normal, but I’m having some trouble with this one in particular…”
You look over his shoulder in an attempt to see what he’s talking about, and you find the problem almost immediately. “Um, Egon, you’re not exactly looking at anything right now…”
His frown deepens, and he looks closer into the lens. “What are you talking about, it’s right here?”
You frown, you’ve seen him tired but not usually this out of it. “Babe, I’ve used a microscope before, and I’m pretty sure there’s nothing in the tray.”
For the first time since you’ve been in the room he leans back, squinting at the change in light. He pulls back the magnifiers to find that you’re right, the tray is empty, meaning he’s basically been staring at dust particles for God knows how long. “Oh… I guess I forgot to put it in.”
“Egon,” you sigh. You suddenly wish you hadn’t told him , because now his eyes are right back glued to those damn lenses. “Please come to bed, you’re not even being productive anymore.”
He sighs, shaking his head. He knows you’re right, but he’d rather not admit it. “It was a mistake, it was unlike me, but I’ve fixed it. Thank you for making me aware, now I’m being plenty productive.”
“Really?” You reach over his shoulder, picking up the sheet he’s been scribbling on. Calling it chicken scratch would be generous, as it is entirely illegible. “All you’ve written is literal nonsense, and I’m not saying that because I don’t have your PhD.”
He smirks, apparently thinking you’re joking. “I know my handwriting can be bad, sweetheart, but I think you’re exaggerating.”
“Hm, ok.” You drag your finger down the page to a long line of what looks to just be connected pen marks, “Egon, can you read what this section says for me?”
He looks up from the microscope and sighs frustratedly, taking the paper from you. He’s about to do that smug thing he sometimes unintentionally does when explaining something science related that you don’t understand, until he looks at the sheet and his expression takes on the same look of confusion you had when looking at it. “What…” He takes his glasses off and cleans them before sitting them back properly on his face, “I’ve been taking notes here for hours, I swear I documented everything properly…”
The genuine distress on his face makes you feel sorry for him, so you hold back the ‘I told you so’s for later. “Now will you go to bed? You can’t keep working like this E, it’s not healthy.”
He looks up at you for the first time all day, and you notice how much worse he looks than you initially had thought. His eyes were damn near bloodshot from looking in that microscope so long, surrounded by circles so dark he almost looked like a raccoon, and his nose had slightly red indents from the awkward angles his glasses were sitting at for so long. The soft look on your face breaks his resolve and he caves, the energy seeming to visibly drain out of him. “Alright…”
You smile softly, grateful for the small victory. As he gets up he only manages to look even worse, as if the exhaustion didn’t hit him until you brought it to his attention. You help him clean up, attempt to that is, as the state the room is in will require extensive effort that neither of you care to exert right now. Leaving the rest for tomorrow, you turn off the light and the two of you head downstairs.
Egon really does look awful. Like, you didn’t think he could look worse than how he did when you found him, but you stand corrected. Whatever residual energy and adrenaline he was running on in the lab had vanished completely, and now he wanted nothing more than to fall into bed and not move for the foreseeable future. While you hoped this would teach him a lesson about pushing himself too hard, you both knew it wouldn’t, but at least he’d get some rest now.
You help him out of his clothes, and as much as the both of you are sticklers for good hygiene, you decide the shower can wait for a more reasonable hour. Besides, you can always change the sheets.
You get under the covers, both of your sets of arms coming to wrap around the other almost immediately. Even just having him here, knowing he isn’t somewhere trying to work himself to death, makes you feel more relaxed. Egon lays with his head on your chest, your fingers coming up to absentmindedly play with his hair. “You know, I love your commitment to your research, I just wished you’d do it in a healthier way.”
You’d said this partially because you thought he was asleep and hadn’t heard you, which is why you were surprised when he responded. “...I know. I’m sorry.” You can hear the tiredness in his voice, and you feel bad for bringing it up, but you don’t get to apologize before he speaks again, “Thank you.”
You frown, confused, “For what, Egie?”
He takes so long to answer that you think he’d finally fallen asleep, but he hadn’t, “I’m aware my methods of self preservation are… poor, but you handle them when I won’t, even by force if necessary. I appreciate that.”
You smile, your heart warming at the expression. You often worry that your nagging will only drive him away, so you’re happy to know that that isn’t the case. You lean down and he meets your lips in a soft kiss, further expressing his gratitude for you. He settles back on your chest and his eyes slip shut, a content smile now gracing his features. You press another soft kiss to his forehead, your own eyes falling shut, “ ‘night babe.”
He smirks, mumbling tiredly, “It’s morning, honey.”
Rolling your eyes while they’re shut isn’t something that seems logical to do, but you find yourself unable to hold back. That smart ass mouth never gets tired , huh? “Fine. Good morning, Egon, now go to sleep.”
... FOR THE WRITERS <3
Not all of the people reading your x reader fics have white skin
Just a gentle reminder before you write characteristics that assume whiteness and exclude your black/indigenous/poc supporters-specifically in 'x reader' works.
I love and appreciate writers, but this is a recurring avoidable issue (going on for decades now).
"your dusky pink nipples" "your face turned just as red as his" "he could see the blush on your face" “your cheeks furiously blushed” “your ears burn bright red” “The look in your reddened face” “your knuckles white with effort” “bruised purple against your light skin”
Describing the physical feeling instead of the visual change helps include your readers while also elevating your writing IMO.
Anyone can say "Your cheeks turned red with embarrassment" or "Your face flushed" but wouldn't you rather say "A burning heat rushed across your face, from your neck to the tip of your nose, prickling right underneath the surface. You look anywhere but him, hoping your newfound interest in the buildings ceiling tiles will ease the fire tightening beneath your skin" And instead of the other character pointing out that the readers face is red, they can point out the obvious flustered facial expression/body language.
If you want your reader insert to have white/fairskin, then just label them white!reader or put the mention in the warnings/summary.
↪I have reached out to writers I favored/supported before and sometimes I have been met with severe hostility and defensiveness. I often wonder if people are doing this purposefully or for some reason think only white people read their fanfics (?)-if that's the case then be upfront and label your reader inserts as white!reader or something PLEASE. It’s gotten to the point where I feel like black women and other POC aren’t wanted or considered in these fandoms because it comes off like that in your writing. If you need a different motivation, just know you're missing out on more interactions, reblogs, and a bigger reader base. I don’t know why white is the default for so many writers in unspecified x reader/reader insert fics-the people on your blog following, reading, and supporting you aren’t all white and fair-skinned.
I am not talking about OC fics or fics where race/skintone is x specified in summary or warnings. This is specifically about unspecified "x reader" where whiteness is assumed as the default
Put in the comments good replacements for writers to use!
post-race interviews:
George: yep very happy did my best yep yep yep
Lewis: happy with progress, gotta keep pushing, #blessed🙏
Charles: 🤨🤔🤔🤨🤨🤨🫤🫤
When you're a black girl in a mostly white fandom
Eyes On Me
Pairing: John Munch x F!Reader
Tags: Oral (F receiving), PinV Sex, Service Top Munch, Munch being a D1 eater, Teasing, Older Man x Younger Woman (implied but it doesn’t make any difference), Slight Femdom
Rating: M
Summary: John has a bad habit of neglecting you in favor of his work during your quality time. Thankfully, you know how to get his attention.
Notes: Can be read as HLotS or SVU
—————————————————————————-
You hated when John brought work home. It was bad enough you rarely got to see when because of his job, you’d like to have some quality time with him uninterrupted.
“Johnnn,” you whine dramatically, intentionally dragging out his name in the way you know he hates, “Are you finished yet?” It had been approximately two hours since you’d arrived, and the two of you had barely said 20 words to each other. You don’t want to interrupt whatever he was doing because it was probably really important, but you were starting to get bored.
He hums, “Almost, just a minute sweetheart.”He pats your leg absentmindedly, head nowhere near the conversation. Technically, you are spending time together, the two of you are literally sitting on the couch not even inches away from each other, but he’s not really there. You roll your eyes, you don’t want to seem like a brat, but it’s getting ridiculous. “You said that 30 minutes ago.”
He sighs, “I know, I’m sorry, I just don’t want to miss anything.” You can hear a slight apologetic tone in his voice, but he doesn’t even look up from his papers. You huff a frustrated breath, getting up from the couch and going into the bedroom.
It’s frustrating being with a cop, let alone a detective, and even worse one as dedicated to his work as John. You know he works too hard, and part of you feels guilty for being upset. After all, he’s working to get justice for who knows how many women and children around the city who’ve been hurt, it’s a good thing that he’s giving it so much attention. But you’re important too, and you just want him to give himself a break. And maybe fuck you, you’d like that too.
Looking in the mirror, you contemplate getting your stuff and leaving. You could try to reschedule, but God knows when either of you will have the time. You’re just about to go tell him when an idea hits you.
If he won’t pay attention, I can make him pay attention
You remember the drawer he’d saved for you so you could keep some clothes for when you stayed over. Opening as quietly as you can, you dig through it for a bit until you find a lingerie set you had brought over a while ago. You know, in case of emergencies. You change into it, fixing your hair in the mirror before leaving the room. You hit the kitchen first, pouring yourself a glass of wine which you take into the living room.
John still doesn’t notice when you enter the room, which is fine, he’ll notice in a moment. You sit in the armchair opposite him, bringing your legs up to drape over the arm. You sip your wine, humming some song you can’t remember where you heard it from, giving your plan time to take effect.
It doesn’t take long for John to look up, likely to ask you to politely stop, but whatever he was going to say is caught in his throat at the sight of you. “What the hell…”
You hum, feigning ignorance, “Something wrong, John?”
He blinks rapidly, as though he’s trying to snap himself out of a dream. His grip on his papers tightens slightly, and for a moment he thinks he must’ve somehow died and went to Heaven in the middle of his paperwork. He knows the Jews don’t particularly believe in Heaven, but he imagines this is how he'd like it to be.
You frown, a fake apologetic look on your face, “Oh, I’m sorry, am I distracting you?”
He shakes his head slowly, as though in a trance. His eyes rake over your barely-clothed body, looking at you in a similar way to how a dog who hasn’t eaten in a week would look at a rare steak. “No, it can wait.” He starts to put the papers on the table, but you hold a hand up, stopping him.
“No, it can’t.” you say firmly. He wanted to focus on work? Then he’s going to fucking work. “Whoever’s case that is is important, John. You’ve been working so long, no need to break your momentum.”
He shakes his head, “Really, honey, it can wait.” His attention is fully on you now, but he’s not getting off that easy. You frown, tutting in disapproval, “No, you’ve only got–” you count the paper in his hands, “–four pages left, finish them.” You finish off your wine, setting the glass on the floor.
He has this tortured look on his face, but he knows he deserves this. He forces his eyes back on his work, trying unsuccessfully to ignore your presence. You get up from your seat, circling the couch and perching yourself on the back of it. You can tell his head is nowhere near whatever is on those papers and you bring your hand to his hair, burying your fingers in it and gently tugging, “Focus. These people deserve your full attention, Detective.”
A shiver runs through him at both your touch and your voice, and he lets out an odd, slightly choked-sounding noise. The obvious tent in his slacks is clear proof that your plan is working. He manages to get through one page, making some hurried notes in the margins before setting it on the stack on the coffee table. You can see some pages are longer than others, some mostly consisting of pictures and others with just words. You lean in, licking the shell of his ear, and he flushes a deep red. You drag your hands down to his shoulders, massaging, and he groans at the feeling of your fingers working out the tense muscles. He needs the relief, you just wish he would let himself want it.
He makes quicker work of the second and third pages, reading and annotating them thoroughly but also obviously trying to get them out of the way. Pleased with his efficiency, you place wet, open-mouthed kisses down his neck and loosen his tie to get better access. “Only one more, don’t quit now…”
He barely suppresses a moan, forcing himself to focus. After all, the long he takes to finish up, the more painful this experience will be. You undo the buttons of his shirt, using your newfound surface area to suck a hickey into his collarbone as you play with the hair at the nape of his neck.
John is horribly, painfully hard. You look at the paper in his shaking hands, and as if by some sick coincidence it has more text than any of the previous ones. You decide to alter your plan slightly, after all you need him to last long enough to actually fuck you when he’s done.
Laying off the physical approach, you hop off the back of the couch and go back to your spot in the armchair. John lets out a breath of relief, and you smile. He must think this shit is over. His eyes are still somewhat on you, so you angle yourself so you’re fully in his view before leaning back and sighing. “Honey…” You say breathily, bringing your hand up to your neck and slowly dragging it down to your bra, toying with the lace. “What paragraph are you on?”
He doesn’t even answer at first, just sits there staring at you with that hungry look. You’re good, it’s not often John Munch is speechless. You snap your fingers, knocking him out of his trance. “Two…”
You hum, your fingers slipping into your bra and gently rubbing your nipple. You moan softly, “How many are there?”
“S-six…”
“Oh, ok…” Leaving your nipples alone, you continue your descent down your chest and along your stomach until they reach the waistband of your thoroughly soaked panties. You slip past, bringing your fingers to your clit, rubbing it at an agonizingly slow pace. You whine softly, your eyes slipping shut at the feeling; it’s good but it isn’t enough. It isn’t John. You’re so caught up in your pleasure that you almost forget he’s there. Opening your eyes, you see him staring at you, frozen and practically drooling. Aka, not working. You shoot him a glare so palpable he’s surprised it didn’t send him bursting into flames. “John, stop fucking staring at me or I promise you I will put my clothes on and go fuck myself somewhere else.”
John’s not able to stop the whimper before it passes his lips. He hesitates before reluctantly turning his attention back to the sheet, a tortured look on his face. You continue to play with yourself, even going the extra mile as to moaning theatrically to make the experience worse for him. He’s watched you masturbate before and you’re never that vocal. Even though he can tell you’re playing it up for his own torture, it only manages to make him harder. He has to fight not to look at you, even going as far as removing his glasses in an attempt to negate the urge. It makes it slightly more difficult to read, but these are good slacks and he’d rather not ruin them.
Thankfully, he manages to finish before you do. He places the paper in the stack, probably rougher than he intended. He stands up and crosses the room to you in a few quick strides, dropping to his knees in front of you. Your eyebrows raise as he grabs your wrist and pulls your fingers out from between your legs only to put them into his mouth, licking your juices off of the digits. The sheer eroticism of the gesture takes you by surprise, but you don’t have much time to lament on it before he tugs your soaked panties to the side and dives face first into your pussy, his nose bumping your clit as he sinks his tongue into your folds just the way you like. You moan so loudly you’re sure the neighbors can hear, eyes crossing out of pure ecstasy. He lifts one of your legs onto his shoulder, the hand not holding your panties to the side gripping your thigh. “Fuck, you taste good,” he groans, his breath warm against your entrance, “I’m so sorry for neglecting you…”
You can barely hear his apology over your own moans, your toes curling in pleasure. You only let it go one for a little while, because as much as you’d like for this to continue, you can feel yourself getting close and you didn’t do all this just to get some, albeit very good, oral. “J-John, stop.” You pull him away by the hair, and have to hold back a moan at the sight of him, hair ruined from its usual gelled style and mouth glistening with your slick.
As if he read your mind, he starts to undo his belt as you push yourself out of the chair and onto his lap, immediately going to undo the rest of the buttons of his shirt. You get his shirt off of him just as he pulls himself out of his slacks, precum dripping from his tip. So much for the slacks… You waste no time lifting your hips, lining him up with your entrance before sinking down, a choked cry leaving your lips at the stretch of his cock inside you. John moans filthily, your walls squeezing perfectly around his length. Neither of you can speak, too blissed out by the feeling of each other. He gives you a moment to adjust to his size before gripping you, guiding your hips to rock against his. You ride him steadily, your two bodies moving together in sync as though you two were made for each other. He kisses you, firmly but simultaneously gentle as you’ve ever felt, your tongues swirling together in a heated, erotic dance.
You whine at the burn in your quads and John, who’s stronger than he looks by the way, takes over, lifting and lowering you up and down, the sound of your ass colliding with his pelvis filling the room. He lays back on the floor to better thrust up into you and you lean forward, bracing yourself on the floor above his shoulder. This isn’t necessarily the most comfortable position and he’ll definitely be paying for it later, but God is it worth it.
You’ve been together for a while and have had a lot of sex, so you’re at the point in your relationship that both of you can tell when the other is about to cum, and that moment is fast approaching. You pick up the pace, trying to keep up your momentum as you feel yourself reaching your peak. You climax first, sparkles appearing in your vision as the orgasm runs through your body. John follows soon after, gripping your hips hard enough to bruise as he spills into you with a cry. Coming down from your high, the adrenaline wearing off also saps you of whatever strength you had left. You collapse onto his heaving chest, your breaths syncing in shared exhaustion.
The two of you just lay there for a while, basking in the afterglow. You probably should move to the bedroom or something, but neither of you can find it in you to move right now, so floor it is. After a few minutes you hear him sigh, “I really am sorry, I know what little quality time we have together is sacred but our caseload’s just been so heavy.” He strokes a finger up and down between your shoulderblades, lazily playing with the end of your hair. He actually feels bad, and he would never want you to feel unappreciated or neglected, and he hates that he didn’t notice how you felt until you forced him to pay attention.
You hum, in your opinion the sex was apology enough. “It’s alright,” you say, shrugging. You sit up and lift your hips off of him, stifling a groan at the newfound emptiness as you settle back on his lap. You smile down at him, playing with the hem of his undershirt, “You should probably go over those last few pages though, I might’ve impaired your judgement.”
He smiles, taking your wrist and bringing your hand to his lips, gently kissing the inside of your palm. “I promise, it can wait.”
Baise-moi jusqu'à ce que je dorme
Pairing: Aaron Hotchner x F!Reader
Tags: Fluff and Smut, Sleepy Sex, PinV Sex, Handjobs, Slight FemDom, Older Man x Younger Woman
Rating: M
Summary: Aaron's tired and needs something to take his mind off of a rough case, you help him... relax.
OR
Reader basically fucks Aaron to sleep
—————————————————————————-
“Aaron, did you hear me?”
Aaron’s head pops up, suddenly snapped out of his thoughts. He looks at you, apologetic. “Sorry, what?”
You shake your head affectionately, smiling slightly. “I said, how was work?”
Aaron sighs tiredly, even the thought of work making him more exhausted. “Rough, didn’t end well.”
You wince, nine times out of ten the answer wasn’t typically pleasant. “Yeah, that probably wasn’t the best question to ask…” You walk over and sit next to him on the couch, your hand coming up to play with his hair, “You tired, honey?”
He nods silently and leans into your touch, his eyes slipping shut. You smile softly, “You want to go to bed?”
Surprisingly, he shakes his head. “No.” You’re tempted to ask why, and you almost do before he speaks again. “Could we…” He trails off, seeming hesitant about whatever it is he was about to suggest. You bring your hand down to his neck, gently massaging the tense muscles, “Could we what?”
He’s quiet for a moment, and you don’t press him, it’s easier when he asks on his own. Finally he sighs, “I just… I need to get my mind off of it.”
Oh. So that’s what it was. You nod, “Ok…” It wasn’t anything new for the two of you to… relax after a rough case, but he’s usually too tired to do it the night of. “You’re exhausted, you don’t want to rest first?”
“No, I’m alright,”he says. Whatever happened during this case must’ve been pretty bad. You smile softly, “Ok.” You get up from the couch and walk over to the door, setting the alarm before heading up the stairs.
The two of you make it into the bedroom and you shut the door behind you before dimming the lights. Aaron, who is basically dead on his feet, waits for further instruction. You turn your attention to him, smoothing your hands down his shoulders before beginning to undress him. You don’t rush, careful not to break the calm atmosphere as you remove his various articles of clothing. Once he’s naked, you pick up everything and kiss him gently on the cheek. “Go shower.”
“Ok,” He nods. He disappears into the en suite and starts the shower, barely waiting for it to heat up before stepping into the spray. The water feels like heaven on his skin, the warmth spreading through him and soothing his aching muscles. The water pressure in the hotel the unit stayed in sucked, so it was great to be back in his own facilities.
In the bedroom, you dispose of his clothes to be put in the wash and put his shoes away. You showered before he arrived, so you undress and dispose of your clothes before sitting on the bed.
You don’t have to wait long before he comes out, hair damp and looking a bit more awake. He sits next to you on the bed, sighing tiredly as he rests his forehead on your shoulder. You smile softly, bringing your hand up to rub the back of his neck. “You ok?”
Aaron nods wordlessly. You take your fingers and tilt his chin up before kissing him softly. You let him lead for a bit, and he slips his tongue into your mouth. The kiss is slow and lazy, matching the energy of the atmosphere.
You pull away, smiling softly at him and running your fingers through his hair. “Relax, Aaron.”
You move to sit behind him, bringing your hands up to his shoulders, immediately feeling the stress and tension stored there. He groans softly at the feeling of your fingers working through the tight muscles, his body relaxing gradually as you work. You massage his back and arms gently, pressing kisses to his skin periodically. He’s not real great at taking care of himself, so you know you probably won’t be able to work all the knots out on your own. Note to self, get this man an appointment with a masseuse or a chiropractor or something, jeez.
Once you feel your work is done, you gently turn his head toward you, pressing a soft kiss to his lips, keeping it pretty safe to allow him to decide what’ll come next. Surprisingly, he takes initiative,pressing his lips to you with an energy that was not present a few minutes ago. Guess the massage had some effect.
This time the kiss quickly turns heated and he lies back on the bed, pulling you down with him. You lazily rock your hips against him, your soaked slit dragging up and down his already hard length, rubbing against your clit at just the right angle. He moans into your mouth, his hand coming up to the back of your head. You reach back, finding his cock and wrapping your hand around it, slowly pumping your hand up and down the length you can manage to reach. You multitask kissing and stroking him, teasing the head of his length with your thumb. He’s tired, let’s make this quick. He pulls away suddenly, almost smacking the back of his head on the headboard. “Please…” he moans breathlessly, “I– I need…”
You shush him softly, your hand coming up to cup his jaw, “What do you need Aaron?”
He brings his hand down to your hip, gripping it gently, “...I need to feel you, need t’ be inside you…”
You sit up, your hand still on his dick and you adjust to straddle him. You guide the tip to line up with your entrance before slowly sinking down. Aaron lets out a guttural groan, feeling the perfect tightness of your warm fold around his length. You whine at the stretch, you’re used to his size but you still need a minute to get yourself together. You slowly start to move, riding him lazily. His hips buck up into you, his fingers gripping your hips so hard there’ll definitely be marks afterward. The two of you move in sync, the room filled with the combined sounds of your ecstasy.
You can tell by the look on his face that this won’t take much longer, and you’re quickly proven right. “Honey–” he barely manages to say through a groan “‘m not gonna last.”
You shake your head, barely able to catch your breath, “‘s ok, me neither.” The two of you continue to rock against each other until you feel him tense beneath you, his thrusts increasing in speed and force as he spills into you. Your climax hits you not long after, your vision whiting out as your walls squeeze around him.
Coming down from your high, you collapse onto his chest, your chests heaving in sync. After what could have been anywhere from a minute to an hour, you’re not sure, you manage to snap out of your sex-induced haze and climb off, laying on your back next to him. “Guess we gotta shower again, huh?” No response. You frown, propping yourself up on your elbow, “Aaron?”
He’s out cold. You smile, you knew he was tired but he’s never fallen asleep that fast after. I must’ve really worn him out, points for me. Shaking your head, you reach over him and turn out the light before settling your head on his chest. He stirs slightly, “mmm, love you…”
You smile, “I love you too, Aaron. Get some rest.”
The One with the Art Gallery
Pairing: John Munch x F!Reader
Tags: Slice of Life, HLotS, Based on Episode
Rating: G
Summary: Your boyfriend, John, learns to never underestimate how crazy his exes can be
Notes: Based on s3 e15: Law & Disorder; There's basically no plot I wrote this cuz I was bored idc
—————————————————————————
John wanted to melt into the floor. Like, he literally would if he could. Now don’t get him wrong, he isn’t ashamed of his… assets, in fact he tends to be pretty proud of them. But being exposed for everyone to see, especially against his will, is not something he would like to have on his so far semi-spotless reputation, especially in his line of work.
You’d had a pretty easy day at work, and since you both got off early you and John decided to spend the evening together. He’d told you to meet him outside the station so you got there at the time he’d said, but he wasn’t there. You’re about to go look for him inside when you spot him across the street, walking out from a building that you can’t remember ever going in. The change in location is odd enough, but John looks upset. You cross over to him, frowning at his annoyed expression. “What’s up your ass?”
He gives you a tired look, which only sours after a woman passes behind you, snickering. This wouldn’t have been remarkable had said snickering not seemed to have been directed at John. You shoot her a glare over your shoulder and she walks faster, her shoulder subtly shaking with suppressed laughter. It could have been written off as a coincidence had another few people not walked out of the building, amused grins spreading across their faces at the sight of you two. You look back at John in confusion, “Is there a joke I’m not in on or something?”
He sighs, grabbing your hand and pulling you into the building he had just come out of. He leads you down a hallway and stops once you reach the back wall. “John, where are we-” you look up at the wall in front of you, “Oh. Wow.”
You’ve seen John naked before, both in person and in pictures, but never a wall-sized image in public. The picture’s visibly old, in fact you’ve never seen him with his hair that long. If it weren’t for the pretty sizable elephant in the room, that would probably be the most surprising part of this picture.
Looking over at him, he genuinely looks like he could disintegrate into thin air at any moment if he had the ability, blushing with what you can infer is shame. John’s not the kind of guy to get easily embarrassed, but he’s also pretty private, you kind of feel sorry for him, even a little angry. After all, as far as you’re concerned, those are your assets too, nobody should have the opportunity to look at them but you and him. “Who did this? And where’d they get this picture?”
“One of my exes with a grudge, it’s her collection. I seriously don’t even remember taking this, I was probably high.” He huffs out a breath, “I can’t believe she would do this, it’s been like 25 years!”
Ok, maybe you understand the woman from before. Whatever he did must’ve been pretty heinous. You bite your lip to keep yourself from laughing, “Jesus, John, what did you do to that girl?”
He shrugs, hesitating before answering, “We dated for a while before I went to the academy, I was an asshole, we had a fight and I left while she was asleep.” There’s an ashamed tone to his voice, at least he seems somewhat remorseful. “Not saying I was right to do that, but I had a feeling something was off about her and I’m seeing my intuition was right.”
You’re quiet for a moment. You kind of understand her, it was a dick move and you’d want revenge too, but maybe not like this. After all, it’s been decades, he’s not the person he was in college. The comedy of the situation is undeniable though, and you attempt to suppress your laughter, to no avail. He looks at you in offense, “This isn’t funny! How would you feel if your privacy was blown up and plastered on a wall for all to see?”
You smile, still amused at the situation. “Okay, I’m sorry. But to be honest you kind of had it coming. Besides, don’t you think you’re being a bit dramatic? This gallery isn’t exactly well known, it can’t have been seen by that many people.”
He looks at you blankly, “It’s in the paper.”
“...oh.” Yeah, the distress is understandable. “Does your squad know?”
He feigns a laugh, “Do they? There's flyers advertising it everywhere, they found out before I did. Of course they think it’s hilarious, especially Meldrick. Even Stan knows, his ex-wife brought a copy to the hospital to read to him. I don’t even know how I’ll face him, none of them will ever take me seriously again.”
John takes off his glasses and pinches the bridge of his nose, “I’m the laughingstock of the precinct,” he says, “Everyone I pass on the street looks at me like they’ve seen my Johnson, which they have, mind you! My reputation in this city is ruined, I’ll have to buy a disguise and change my identity!”
“John, calm down.” You roll your eyes affectionately, “I really think you’re overreacting, it’s only in one gallery, and I guarantee the whole city isn’t coming over here to see your… exhibition. Can’t you ask the gallery to take it down, like for privacy reasons? There’s gotta be a rule against that or something.”
He sighs, “They said I have to ask Brigitta, something about artist’s privilege. Even the curator I asked about it couldn’t look at me without laughing. The official opening is tonight, I’ll try to appeal to her better nature there.”
You nod, patting him lightly on the back. “See? Problem potentially solved.” He still has that depressed look on his face, so you kiss him on the cheek, “I’ll even come with you, for moral support.”
He shrugs and the two of you turn to leave, still being met with amused glances and quiet laughter from the people you pass on your way out. You lean in, whispering, “You know what though?
He looks down at you, “What?”
“Aside from the whole public thing,” you smirk, “You have absolutely nothing to be ashamed of. Believe me.”
Hard Day's Night - 2
Pairing: John Munch x F!Reader
Tags: Fluff, Oral (f and m receiving) Older Man x Younger Woman
Rating: M
Summary: In which the two of you enjoy John's day off
Notes: Part 2 of 2; Can be read as either SVU or HLotS idm
----------------------------------------------------------
John wakes up to warm sunlight shining on his face, peace, and quiet.
The previously occupied other side of the bed was cold. He fumbles for his glasses and puts them on before looking over at the clock on the nightstand. 12:23 blinked back at him in red, geometric numbers. John couldn’t remember the last time he’d slept that long. He sits up, feeling the remaining aches of the last few days.
Almost as if on cue, you come into the bedroom, smiling at the sight of him, “Good Afternoon, sleeping beauty!” You had gotten up at regular time, but elected to let him sleep; after all, he really needed it. Besides, that gave you time to clean his shoes for him and do your morning routine.
He rolls his eyes fondly as you crawl on the bed next to him. He goes in for a ‘good morning’ kiss, and is surprisingly met with two fingers stopping him in his tracks. “Ah-ah,” you say, “You ain’t getting none until you brush your teeth.”
He lifts an eyebrow in indignation, but can’t resist a smile. “What? Are you insinuating that I stink or something?” You hum, you both know he’s one of the most anal, clean-freak, personal hygiene men to probably exist. Still, he goes anyway.
A few minutes later he emerges. “Am I acceptable now?” He says dramatically, sitting on the bed in front of you. He smells of spearmint and you smile, pulling him in to kiss you. “Very.”
The kiss quickly turns heated, and he pulls away, giving you a look that is intended to be scolding but comes off as amused. “Sweetheart, I’m supposed to be resting.”
You hum, ignoring him as you kiss along his jaw and down his neck. “I missed you so much, John.” You whisper, gently biting the shell of his ear the way you know he likes.
John barely suppresses a groan. “I missed you too, honey.” You always knew exactly what would get him going. Being perfectly honest, it had only been a few days, but the two of you had become accustomed to seeing each other pretty often when he wasn’t too deep in a case. This stretch had felt like forever.
Your hand drags down his chest, further until you’re palming him through his pajama pants. You smirk, “I could leave if you want, come back later when you’re… rested.”
“No.” He said, an air of both frustration and finality in his tone. You slip your hand past his waistband, pulling him out. He almost whines at the feeling of your hand on his already hard cock. You play with him a bit, slowly circling the head with your thumb. He tenses, his eyes falling shut. “Don’t tease.”
You frown, feigning ignorance, “Dunno what you’re talking about, baby.”
The two of you didn’t even have sex last time you saw each other, so it’s definitely been a minute. He looks too pitiful, poor thing. He exhales shakily, "I'm not gonna last long, just so you know.”
“Oh, I’m sure you won’t.” You adjust your position on the bed, laying on your front and pressing a kiss to his shaft. You smile up at him through your lashes, noticing his rigid posture, “Relax, John.” You take the majority of him into your mouth, wrapping your hand around whatever you can’t fit.
John could cry right now. He lets out a guttural moan at the feeling of your warm, wet mouth enveloping his cock. His grip on the sheets tightened, “Fuck…”
You bob your head lazily, keeping it sloppy. After all, you’re trying to help him unwind, not kill him. You hum, sending gentle vibrations through his length and his hand finds its way into your hair, gripping it gently.
This continues for a while and he can feel himself losing grip on his composure. Even the feeling of the soft puffs of breath coming from your nose felt like torture. “Sh-shit, I’m— goddamn…”
You decide to let him off easy. You pick up your pace, feeling him hit the back of your throat. It’s times like this that you’re grateful for your weak gag reflex. It doesn’t take long for him to break, spilling hot and fast down your throat. You swallow every drop, licking the tip as you pull off for good measure, cleaning up any remnants of your mess.
John’s head is thrown back, chest heaving for air. You smirk as you sit up, suppressing a laugh, “You good?”
He nods, eyes slowly blinking open. “Yeah, just- just give me a minute… you’re amazing.”
You smile. “Thanks, means a lot.” You bring your hand up to his hair, playing with the black and gray strands. He leans into your touch, sighing as you massage his scalp. He turns his head, pressing kisses to the inside of your wrist. After a moment, he clears his throat, “Alright, your turn.”
You frown, confused, “What do you mean, ‘my turn’?”
He smiles, “I said, your turn.” He gently pushes you back on the bed, climbing on top of you and kissing your neck. He nips at you in a way that you know will result in a mark.
“John”, you start, “This was supposed to be for you, I’m trying to help you relax.”
He moves down, placing wet, open-mouthed kisses to your collarbone that send heat flooding to your core. “Hush, I am relaxing.” He takes his time, making his way down your body slowly and deliberately. He makes it to the waistband of your bottoms, and he pulls both them and your thoroughly damp panties off with the flair and skill of a magician doing that trick where they pull the tablecloth off a table without disturbing anything. He throws them to some corner of the room before bringing two of his long fingers between your legs, teasing. “Hm, guess you really did miss me.”
You whine as he deftly slips said fingers through your entrance. You inhale sharply at the stretch, fingers gripping and flexing on the sheets. He pulls them out and you squirm impatiently, John shushing you as he repositions on the bed, kissing the inside of your thigh. “Patience my dear.” He croons, wincing slightly at his aching joints. He hikes one of your legs onto his shoulder and leans all the way in, taking a firm lick at your entrance.
You moan at the feeling against your folds, the double sensation of both his tongue and his conveniently placed nose sending lightning through your body. He licks into you with the fervor of a starving man, making noises that would kill a nun. “You taste so good sweetheart,” the vibrations of his voice vibrating through you. He finds your clit easily and flattens his tongue against it. Your vision whites out, and you throw your head back so hard you narrowly miss knocking yourself out on the bedframe. You moan in ecstasy, your hand coming to his hair and gripping it so hard both of you fear some might tear out. “J-John, s-shit…”
John smirks, satisfied with what he’s hearing. He moves back down, his tongue penetrating your folds and licking into your dripping cunt, using his thumb to massage your clit. It’s almost like your body’s a symphony that only he knows how to play. The sounds he’s eliciting from you now are so loud he’s sure the neighbors can hear. He’s happy though; you’re so considerate of him, he’s only happy to return the favor.
“Hng- J-John ‘m so close- fuck.”
“It’s ok honey, I’ve got you.”
Needing no further encouragement, you climax, your vision going starry and full of God knows what. John winces at the ever-tightening pull on his hair but still works you through your orgasm, licking up every bit of your release.
You feel yourself coming down, and you can really do nothing but just lay there, catching your breath. John sits up, grimacing at a crick in his shoulder. The sight of him, hair a mess, mouth and chin drenched in your juices, would be funny if you had the energy to laugh. He gets up, staggering out of the room and soon returning with two bottles of water. He places them on the bedside table and sits near you on the edge of the bed, brushing your mussed hair away from your face. “You alright? It’s my day off, I’m not exactly in the mood for a new case.”
“Shut up.” You sigh, smiling despite him. “Well…”
He lifts an eyebrow in confusion, “Well what?”
You smile sleepily, “They call you Munch for a reason…”
He rolls his eyes as you laugh, lightly swatting your arm. “Ha ha, how original.”
You sit up, brushing off his attitude. You scan the room for your bottoms before giving up, your shirt’s long enough anyway. “You hungry? And NOT for that, you’ve had enough for right now I think.”
He laughs, “I could eat. Again.”
You roll your eyes fondly. “Funny. I brought groceries last night, I’ll cook.” You stand up from the bed and start to walk to the door, but your knees buckle after taking a few steps. You gotta admit, the man is good. You stumble, catching yourself on the doorframe before quickly recovering. You hear an amused voice call out from the bedroom as you walk to the kitchen, “Need some help?”
You shoot a glare over your shoulder, you can’t see him but you hope he feels the aura anyway. “Fuck off.”
Hard Day's Night - 1
Pairing: John Munch x F!Reader
Tags: Fluff, Older Man x Younger Woman
Rating: G
Summary: John's had a rough week of cases, you help him unwind.
Notes: Part 1 of 2; Can be read as either SVU or HLotS idc rlly
----------------------------------------------------------
John Munch hadn’t slept in 48 hours.
That wasn’t the longest he had ever gone without sleep, but getting older also means not being able to just pull consecutive all nighters. What could he say, an old man needs his sleep. And trust, he was feeling it. Everything hurt, his hair felt greasy, his eyelids felt like sandpaper, and every article of clothing on him felt like it weighed 15 pounds.
When he arrived home he was prepared to disconnect the phone, fall into bed, and spend his next few days off in peace. However, this wonderful plan was thwarted when he was surprised, although not unpleasantly, by you, waiting for him on the couch.
“Honey, what are you doing here? And what are you doing up? It's 2:30 in the morning.”
You frown, feigning offense in an unsuccessful attempt to resist a smile, “Gee, hello to you too, light of my life.” You get up and walk over to him, wrapping your arms around his waist. He sighs and smiles, kissing you chastely on the lips in greeting. You hum, “How’re you holding up?
John sighs, resting his head on top of yours, “I haven’t slept in two days and I’m wound up like a damn jack-in-the-box, so I’d say I’m peachy.”
You roll your eyes at his sarcasm but don’t say anything, after these past few days he deserves to be irritated. You take off his coat for him, hanging it up on the coat rack in the corner. “You hungry?”
He shakes his head, pushing up his glasses and rubbing his eyes, “No, I ate at the station.” He takes off his tie and starts to unbutton his shirt before you move his hands away, undoing it for him. Taking it off, you smooth your hands over his shoulders, feeling the tension. “Jesus old man, you need a vacation.”
He laughs tiredly, “Yeah, tell that to the perps.” He really must be tired, because normally he would not have let the old man comment slide. You give him another kiss, taking off his watch and belt. You notice his shoes, which are slightly scuffed and have a small stain of… something on them. He’s probably noticed but he hasn’t said anything so either he doesn’t know or he’s too tired to care. Now Tired, Worn-Out Munch may not give a damn, but Awake Munch? He will care, and he’ll probably bitch about it for the next few days, so it’s best to take care of it sooner rather than later. “Go shower, leave your shoes outside the door, I’ll clean them for you tomorrow.”
John considers replying with the usual “two in one saves water” but decides against it, he’d be too tired for anything fun like that tonight anyway. He disappears down the hall and into the bathroom and you head to the bedroom, picking up his shoes on the way.
You throw them haphazardly in the closet, they’ll be dealt with later. You showered when you got here, so you put everything else where it needs to be and change into sleep clothes. Going into the kitchen, you quickly make some tea before returning to the bedroom, putting it on the bedside table for when he’s done in the. He probably won’t drink it, but you’d like for him to have the option if he wants it.
John emerges from the bathroom a few minutes later in his pajamas, hair damp and looking to have somewhat more life in him than when he first came home. He sits on the bed with a heavy sigh, any energy he had left when he arrived seems to have been drained from him. You crawl up behind him, putting your hands on his shoulders and massaging, working out the knots and tension under your fingers. He moans almost erotically, your hands feeling like what he imagines crack to feel like when you smoke it. That’s probably extreme but he doesn’t care. You reach around him and take off his glasses, folding in the arms and placing them on the bedside table. To your pleasure, he even drinks some of the tea, humming as the warmth soothes the aches in his body. “You’re too good to me, sweetheart.”
You hum, playing with the silky hair at the back of his neck. It’s getting kind of long, and he would probably say he needs a haircut but you don’t care, you like it longer and you’ll try to keep it that way as long as you can. “You work too hard, you deserve for someone to be good to you, John.”
He feels something akin to tears threatening to rise in him and resists it, attributing whatever it is to a lack of sleep and hence impaired emotional function. He settles for kissing you, deeply this time. There’s no real heat to it, both of you know he doesn’t have the energy. It’s lazy, but it’s sweet, and it’s just what both of you want and need right now, communicating his appreciation for you without words.
You pull away, smiling, and the two of you lay down under the covers, John reaching over you to turn off the lamp on the bedside table. In the quiet dark, the two of you adjust until you're slotted together comfortably, your legs tangled and your head on his chest. There’s silence for a moment before you hear a quiet “..thank you.”
You smile softly, “You don’t have to thank me, John.”
“I don’t care, I’m thanking you anyway.”
You sigh, rolling your eyes fondly. “Go to sleep. You’ve got two days off and nothing to do, if anyone class I’ll tell them to fuck off.”
He huffs a laugh, his job probably wouldn’t like it, but it’s what they deserve if they have the nerve to call him in on one of the only breaks he gets out of the year. He kisses you on the forehead before closing his eyes. “I love you, goodnight.”
He probably doesn’t stay awake long enough to hear you respond, but it doesn’t matter. “‘Night, love you too.”
>>Part 2
"i'm too old for you" sir, the age gap is literally one of the things that got me attracted to you in the first place
I hate Ghostbusters fans because I commented “I want Egon and Winston to meet me in the back room” and now it’s a bunch of basic bird bitches in the replies stating how they only want Egon, we get it, you’re boring and you only like white men, bet you exclude Winston in fanart and fanfics too
fire riccardo adami and replace him with nico rosberg. he seems to want the job of lewis' race engineer quite badly
🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
I think it's really crazy how this movie was supposed to circle around black people, but the Elmer's glue skinned people had to fuck it up by their crazy ass fantasies. "Sammie x Remmick" "Remmick x plantation owner daughter" "stack x smoke" I also seen "kkk member x reader" like what this actual fuck, shipping remmick with Sammie is one thing and outrageous but a kkk member is a actual different level of insane. I can't make anyone do anything but the least y'all could do is take that shit to ao3 so we have the choice to avoid it.
I mean we just can't have shit without White people fucking it up. They always and I mean ALWAYS find a way to make it about them. As expected we could have had something great I mean stack and smoke are right there why are not focusing on the actual fine shyt's. The internet always finds a way to disappoint.
i know i shouldnt be suprised but sinners being out for less than a week and already tumblr is fandomifying and 'poor wet pathetic cat'-ifying the main white man villain of the movie is so... disapointing??? like did the fucking point of the movie really go over your heads that badly or are you just willingly ignorant and stupid?
AND BEFORE ANYONE STARTS; im not saying you cant like remmick, he's a very interesting character, a great villain, and jack o'connell gave a great performance playing him, nor do i care if you think hes sexy, I think hes sexy
but i think to come out of a movie where vampires serve as a metaphor for how black american communities have the life sucked out of them by white people via cultural appropriation (remmick wanting to use sammie's gift to summon his own ancestors) and forced assimilation (all the turned vampires singing and dancing along with remmick's irish folk song and dance juxtaposed with the blend of cultures during sammie's song in the juke joint) and for your main take away to be 'aww the main villain is just a misunderstood sadboy' or 'idc abt the atrocities he looked sexy doing them (when the atrocities in question were racism)' then youre just being so disengenuous and antithetical to the whole point of the film?
and dont come at me with the 'let people enjoy things' bullshit, sinners is a movie FUNDAMENTALLY about racism and racial dynamics in the united states, and i do think focusing on your little y/n x [whiteboy of the month] fics and 'hes so babygirl' posts do actually stunt your own critical engagement with the message this movie was trying to convey to its audience
i think its also a disservice to remmick's character; the moral nuance that comes to light when you consider his position as an irish immigrant to the US, a victim of the colonialist british empire just like the black main cast (although in a very different way) and how, whilst his desire to reclaim his ancestry and heritage is understandable and even relatable, his pursuit of sammie and willingness to kill literally everyone else at the juke joint is allegorical for how, regardless of their own marginalisation, white people will prey upon and steal from black culture(s) and destroy/disenfranchise black communities to serve their own interests, and the movie is NOT subtle about this either, delta slim literally lays it out for us "white folks like the blues just fine, they just don't like the people who make them"
idk im yelling into the void here, the ppl im complaining about are never going to give a shit about racism or even just critically engaging with art when theres a new cute whiteboy to write fluff and angst about, but its just soooo annoying to see, yet again, how fandom spaces, which SHOULD be about uplifing and celebrating art in all its diversity and complexity, once again is nothing more than people ignoring anything that actually makes them have to confront reality and filing off the serial numbers to slot characters into pre-determined fanon molds so they can pump out incorrect quotes and coffee shop AUs en masse until the media iliterate heat death of the universe
also imagine being so racist that an indigenous man tells you that you have a literal monster in your house and you fucking ignore him only to have said monster play tennis with your carotid artery two seconds later