Jiminie Cricket

I'm Mariah, 24, and I stan way more groups than I have any business stanning. Hwang Hyunjin is currently wreaking havoc upon not only my life but my bias list. I’m so sorry Minseok. I never asked for this kind of pain.

[fuckyeahjoonmyun]

211015 EXO-L Japan Fan Cafe update

[memewhore]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

apparently this is a thing in Japan too, and it gets translated as “Mundane Halloween.” There are so photos online and they’re all so good?????

“Person going to work on a windy day"

“Woman who’s having her bang cut but the hairdresser is nowhere to be found"

"Zookeeper in charge of the pandas"

[rainbowismymiddlename]

Here are two more:

"Not pregnant lady when someone yield seat to her on subway"

And my favorite

"Person on thermal infrared camera"

Might share more tomorrow.

[rainbowismymiddlename]

Influencers taking selfies at a gym

Starbucks barista working her ass off on Halloween but gotta keep up that smile

Person who sits on wet paint

Person who's still loading

Boyfriend carrying girlfriend's shopping bags

[lightweightkate]

I love these so much

[saguaroslut]

why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists

[whatthefuuuuuuccckkkk]

bold of you to assume rapists actually go to prison

[judgejudyofficial]

i'm about one mildly bad day away from marrying a rich 40 year old and just calling it good on the whole career thing

[virgo-of-rage]

[breakyourbox]

being next in line for the “Obsession” relay dance and realizing he has to dance Kai’s part (x)

🍒 534 days until Chanyeol’s discharge 🍒

[internetbt]

[human-dumpster-fire]

[krispytm]

He redeemed himself

[thighetician]

The duality of Manguin

[a3battery]

got obsessed with the penguin drama

his girlfriend’s name is lulu and she doesnt deserve the naughty list for this. :C mac’s gone too far and dragged her down wish him. glad he redeemed himself

also look tux is such a bastard that taking him down = good behavior

[a3battery]

THEY KEEP REFERENCING THE PIER INCIDENT saldkjfah its like his defining moment

im just losing my mind with penguin receipts right now 

and he’s pepper’s bf from above, who got on the good list while they had to call out tux for being lazy sldkjfa

u deserve ur spot in the 2020 poll mr. tux. go call out to UR girlfriend to get her food and maybe u can have a redemption arc too. see how well its working out for mr mac

REDEEMED HIMSELF U EVIL POLLSTERS

(since this started out as me wanting to check up on whether or not the penguins were alive, they ARE and u can meet them virtually BY THE WAY)

[a3battery]

PEPPER IS MR MAC’S DAUGHTER??!??!

this entire family is problematic but lulu was framed and that’s my conclusion 

[the-most-slytherin-hufflepuff]

I’m so invested in the penguin drama

[queen-of-thunder]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[loloftheday]

Energy company has got some sass

[bransrath]

Duke Energy Fined $102 million for Polluting Rivers with Coal Ash

[hawkeabelas]

This is the best summary of the corporate deflection of blame for environmental destruction onto the consumer to save face I’ve ever seen

[toastbutteregg]

[dullahanduffy]

im gonna cry

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[i-got-these-words]

This is a fucking masterpiece.

Posted with permission @anelderlymeme. 

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[sykkunogf]

sykkuno going from being a fan of shroud for years to shroud congratulating him on how good he is at the game and getting super excited for a raid from him im 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[incorrectcorpsehusband]

Corpse: I’m trying to think more like Sykkuno, he’s so positive.

Corpse: *falls down flight of stairs*

Corpse: Wow! I sure got down those stairs fast!

[forursmiles]