[weaver-z]

I want to be a white dad in a horror movie

[weaver-z]

Currently moving my brunette wife and our dejected children into an abandoned ghost factory for a fresh start

[weaver-z]

Honey, don't worry about our daughter's new habit of standing in front of the security camera in her playroom and murmuring about bones every night. That's probably just something women do

[weaver-z]

Why shouldn't our son play in the pitch black sub-basement that was walled shut with bricks until I started renovations? He's a growing boy

[weaver-z]

Finally caving to my wife's irrational fear and typing "ghosts?" into the Google search bar

[jordanbolton]

To The Person Who Was Sitting Near Me On The Train - Jordan Bolton

My first book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ is out Nov 7th and is available to pre-order here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky

[sheepstiel]

all the people coming back to spnblr on november fifth are like people going to church only for christmas

[detectivehole]

beastie boys music is funny as hell one of them will say a line and then the other two will say a completely unrelated line

[detectivehole]

"met with a girl and she sucked my COCK. sedimentary is a type of ROCK"

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You can skip to the next post instnatly with the J key

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

... this was supposed to be a helpful tip on another post, now it looks like I'm being really aggressive about a random post about the beastie boys

[reverendyoda]

Tumblr conversations are funny as hell one of them will say a line and then the other two will say a completely unrelated line

[ruinedchildhood]

[stardynamite]

THE WAY SHE POSED AFTERWARDS HFKFBDK

[stardynamite]

My artistic rendition:

[tauindi]

you will see newborn people with not even a single life experience in the replies of tumblr posts

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

how are we feeling

choose life

abort that thang

Voting ended onNov 6, 2024

[smorpher]

All y'all fuckers when you say you ain't gonna vote

[uwudonoodle]

[juno-infernal]

sometimes the tragedy of distance is very simple. i want to get groceries with you

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

— via knjfedog

[originalromanticsir]

There are those who believe in coincidence, and those that don't.

If you've an ounce of spirituality in you; you feel it in every cell of your body - that we've been here before.

[mypoorcanary]

lowkey all the leaves are brown and the sky is grey

[crazy-brazilian]

[kkorechika]

thats what the whole show is about dumbass. breaking=bad

[felinehexes]

[valtsv]

we all talk about doing it scared doing it alone doing it weird etc. but the the hideously awful truth is that you also often have to do it stupid

[valtsv]

doing it stupid is the only way to get less stupid. you'd think this would be obvious by now, but you see the thing is. i'm stupid.

[skinn1-system]

[marvelsmostwanted]

❗️Nevada voters - this is going to sound weird, but PICK UP YOUR PHONE if an unknown number calls.

**Lots of signatures on ballots are not matching and your ballot may need to be fixed.

TLDR; yes, signature matching is an antiquated way to verify ballots but it is still being used. Reportedly thousands of ballots here need to be cured. Answer the phone!

[lets-steal-an-archive]

If you want to help cure Nevada ballots:

We need your help to make sure every voter’s ballot counts in this critical election! Join NV Dems in making phone calls to voters who need

[marvelsmostwanted]

Thank you for this! ^

[noahverrier]

My oil painting of an Uncrustable