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I don’t know who wrote this but...

I needed y’all to commiserate with me that there’s at least one guy that thinks that people don’t have a vagina until some penis comes along and pierces it open like a straw poking into a Capri Sun and also that a clitoris is where the vagina is.

amphata

IM HOWLING

sasquatch-spotted

hey yall look at this fuckin virgin

kaijuno

Ben Shapiro wrote this

mirdania

Obsessed with this French twink and the way he says “keesses”

whitebisexual

eez et becauze I ate ze lazt poptärt thees mo'ning??? :(

jonahmarshall-deactivated202206

i will never NOT reblog this

5hiny8laze2ombie

shiruba-tsuki

— it’s okay. It’s okay. It’s okay. We’re always… together. (insp.)

mandaloriandragontrainer-deacti

2020 has the same energy as that scene in Hercules where all the old people are gathered around the well casually discussing the various calamities befalling the city.

shanklinthestabpossum

Can we skip to the part where we get saved by a demigod himbo, his awesome horse friend, and Danny Devito please?

sailorzelda94

WE NEED A HUNK-ULES!

catchymemes

luminarai

good morning to these talented husbands who are both called david and wear the same outfits and to them ONLY

tlematimun

from uncle david’s insta:

“thirty years + and counting”

talkdrarrytome

Me: *so tired my eyes hurt and I’m struggling to keep them open*

Brain: hoe don’t do it

Me: *clicks*

Brain: oh my god

cornbread21actual

take note

sovietshopaholic

i love that half of these are just the plant going “please for the love of god stop watering me I’m a fucking cactus”

kaibas-pants

mysunfreckle

Me, working from home and feeling a bit lost: the neighbours have kids… I guess I’ll write them a card that we could help out with shopping and stuff? that’s not invasive, right?

My husband, pretty much the only one still allowed to go to the university to run his data experiments in a deserted building: COLLEAGUES, FRIENDS, COUNTRYMEN, give! me! your plants!