tell me i'm pretty

yooooo i'm josh and i'm just trying to fail college tbh

[depsidase]

[0v9]

gets a spam call but parries it flawlessly, shattering their phone

[teathattast]

[chucklulz]

[lolwtfmemes]

[raysipe1]

Thanos Car wins piston cup

[raysipe1]

Piston cup!

[charlottan]

man of few words i see!

[mysharona1987]

Know a distraction when you see one.

[the-bibrarian]

[sackboys-moved]

Bitches on here talk about being #feral unhinged committing arson stealing someone’s kneecaps be gay do crime or whatever yet don’t even know how to pirate movies and don’t have the guts to steal a dollar item from a big chain corporation store. You aren’t actually a “chaotic rat gremlin” you just desperately want to fit the aesthetic of your Pinterest fnf neon colored evilcore moodboard we can tell we can tell

[sackboys-moved]

[guerrillatech]

[commander--salamander]

Anti war activist Harvey Milk. That Harvey Milk. Cool cool cool cool cool

[big-pizza]

Fun fact. Harvey milk was dishonorably discharged from the military for being gay. Years after his death, the military sought to make amends and change the status of his discharge, however, Harvey Milk’s family refused. They preferred that Harvey’s dishonorable discharge stay on record indefinitely so no one would forget the military’s history of discrimination.

[romcommunist]

self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

[fullmetalfisting]

this is just what gerrymandering in the US looks like 

[greenbloodedskink]

You do realise a LOT of french people will oppose that right ? Word of advice : leave the Bretons alone or be prepared for repercussions

[sistertaxon]

the french will be completely fine with it stop being such a tightass

[slowspinningredemption]

something I don't think people appreciate enough about Reddit is the sheer dedication tens of thousands of people can have to a good joke

[slowspinningredemption]

for example

[bettedavisgf]

i know this is coming from a place of like intense sexual objectification and homophobia and racism not to mention the world ending efforts of big oil but unfortunately it is so funny

[gunsandfireandshit]

[girlballs-archive]

Suicide Squad 2

[guerrillatech]

[runcibility]

It's that or "Just rely on your wealthy relatives! Everyone has those, right?"

[crtter]

[moonlightduelist]

i would make an excellent goon. i’d be like ”on it boss” and then i’d fuck it up instantly.

[chuuwantcookie]

why does literally no one talk about hozier being a flat earther lmao

[chuuwantcookie]

sorry guys my new years resolution was to start a disinformation campaign