#REBEL

BSc. in Failure

[woodsdyke]

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

[caffeinatedopossum]

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

[freakoutgirl]

how it feels to accept you're fucked forever

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[pixiecaps]

like and rb to cause another abortion

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[estrogirlie]

cis coworker: hey can i ask you something personal

[depsidase]

[k1tk4ttt]

"not all men" you're right, clark kent would never do this

[dreg-heap]

Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"

[dreg-heap]

French kids would call it "le climot", frustrating language officials who would prefer they call it "machine pour le contrôle du climat froide à l'interieure de l'édifice"

[i-am-a-fish]

merry jerry everyone 🎁🎄 :)

bring us some figgy pudding ohhuhhn,. bring us some figgy pudding

Bring us some figgy pudding :)

and bring it. right here :)

[thefloatingstone]

[i-am-a-fish]

[oh-good]

this is a Christmas post for you to like and unlike over and over to see the little snowy animation they have rn

[gean-grey-blog]

One time I was leaving a friend's place and an older lady with basically no English came up to me and communicated that she was very cold and needed a ride. She pointed to tell me where to go.

I got there and her daughter or granddaughter came out and was like omg her phone died we were worried

And then the older lady said something and the younger lady translated.

"She knew she could trust you because you have pink hair"

I thought it was funny at the time. But when I think back on it I think she was basically saying "you had a visible sign of not vibing with the system I was afraid of"

Be weird. Be colorful. Help random people.

[kosmogrl]

don’t take my defeatism too seriously I will always begin again and again no matter what

[kosmogrl]

I might sound miserable most of the time but at my core I’m a very hopeful person

[thebelchers]