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here remains one (1) entire worm: old, queer, it/they/one

queer, disabled, neurodivergent, variably furry and/or otherkin

(#vesication tag contains vesility sundries; #wormwood ramble posts self-penned. there's something afoot making #water harp noises too. browse/blacklist ᴘʀɴ)

blorbo carousel (abridged edition): room 1408, ash tree lane (house of leaves), the elephant's foot, the high rise (high rise), the house (duskmourn), io ("the very pulse of the machine")

fandom carousel: fallout, pokémon, murdoch mysteries

see also: beyondverse, dead still, infinity train, ❤️☠️🤖, nikkiverse, swamp thing, santa clarita...

music carousel: ashbury heights, dead lights, dir en grey, eve of destiny, hora(no), iamx, (ju)kaya, közi, priest, schwarz stein, sneaker pimps, velvet eden

fav books: breakfast of champions, ballard's crash, handling the undead, house of leaves, let the right one in, roadside picnic, slow river

fav movies: brazil, color out of space, crash, high rise, in the mouth of madness, motivational growth, naked lunch, prince of darkness, return of the living dead, sturgill simpson's sound & fury, splinter

everyone should always make the most of the block and blacklist features. curating one's online experience honors both time and mental health

cross-networking: carrd. all the side-blogs: table of contents.

discord: ketherphorbia

more robust (but still likely incomplete) blorbo index below the cut:

room 1408

ash tree lane (house of leaves)

the elephant's foot

the high rise (high rise)

the house (duskmourn)

io ("the very pulse of the machine")

spirit house ("saturnz barz")

MODUS (fallout)

moldaver (fallout prime)

aloysius animo (ben 10)

volrath / vuel (mtg)

ashiok (mtg)

caliban (tempest)

sutter cane (in the mouth of madness)

abel cuvier (beyond)

sofia daguerre (76)

robert forrest (class of 1999)

borgia ginz (jubilee)

renata glasc (league)

matt hagen (tas)

hakån (låt den rätte komma in)

aaron herbst (beyond)

amelia hughes (infinity train)

ernie (rotld)

killemoff (toxic crusader)

sartorius kumar (ygx)

tony maychek (beyond)

mok swagger (rock & rule)

eldritch palmer (strain)

people eater (mmfr)

plasmoday (motivational growth)

derek powers (beyond)

seagrave (crash)

siebren de kuiper (ow)

slick & slim (sound & fury)

kilgore trout (vonnegut)

luke valentine (hellsing)

jason woodrue (swamp thing)

zorg (fifth element)

[ms-demeanor]

What is your current least favorite part of the human body? Mine is sinuses. Fuck 'em.

[pharmabastard]

do not keep putting those two unfunny autistic faggots on my dash

[to2llynottoby]

[lliveonthesunn]

i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands

[darlingofdots]

This is how I convinced my conservative grandma that the gays do also need marriage, actually. My grandad died when I was 4 and I asked her to imagine not being allowed to see him or make decisions for him or be entitled to an inheritance and she got very quiet and conceded the point. Marriage doesn't intrinsically mean anything but as a legal framework it is really, really important

[byjove]

It would be kind of fun to have a medical dramamedy show where people (patients and people in the medical field) could submit their craziest experiences with the medical system and those plotlines and patient stories could be dramatized and woven into a cohesive narrative with any additional profits from the show going to pay off medical debt.

[byjove]

Plotline A: Patient is suffering from a near fatal case of hypothermia after passing out in the snow drunk and laying there all night until his 13 year old nephew discovered him in the morning, said 13 year old managed to transport his druncle to the hospital on a snowmobile but the rest of the family cannot make it there due to road conditions.

Plotline B: A live rat fell through the ceiling halfway through an emergency appendectomy, causing the surgeon to startle and rupture the patient’s appendix. Infectious disease is very interested in the situation due to the risk of zoonotic infection. The hospital’s legal department is also very interested in the situation.

[foxglovedforest]

Hey OP what happened to you

[byjove]

I’ve been chronically ill since the age of 14 and I enjoy eavesdropping

[blackchantilly]

One of my favorite music genres is what I like to call "dramatically, desperately horny."

[sewingbear]

Lads I cooked with this one

OG photo under read more

[debaiser]

don’t come near me or you might encourage all these terrifying sudden urges

[najsigt]

I've been in a bit of an art funk lately, so I decided to do a little redraw of this piece from 2021.

[enjoloras-deactivated20220821]

Okay so Victorian erotica is literally the most heinous, morally bankrupt, horrific shit I've ever read - but I've read a fair bit, partly from historical interest but also because a while back I helped a friend with a university project she was doing about censorship and pornography in 19th century England.

Anyway I need to share with you all the most hilarious line that has ever been written, circa 1887:

[prokopetz]

I feel like this excerpt is significantly enhanced by knowing that the novel in question is a first-person narrative written from the perspective of an inexplicably sapient flea who lives on Bella's body, and that's why the third priest's penis is described in this way: from the narrator's perspective it literally blots out the sky.

[kingarniestar-deactivated202509]

me when im a flea

[anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it]

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

Different Stories Resonate with Different People

[lovingmyselfishard]

I will always reblog this.

[brightwanderer]

I once spent three hours scouring the internet to find this comic again, I will not let that be repeated.

[plaguedpriest]

ok computerfucker question would u guys rather fuck the computer or be the computer

i want to be the computer

i want to fuck the computer

Voting ended onJun 8, 2024

[plaguedpriest]

[murdershegoat]

Dozens of NYC Subway riders, fresh off a Robyn concert, singing “Dancing On My Own” while waiting for the E train. (Video by Triszh Hermogenes) 

[biokitty]

I’m reblogging this again because the absolute joy in this video is something I haven’t seen in such a long time that I’d forgotten this aspect of humanity.

[atreidespacito]

[atreidespacito]

[phantomrose96]

You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"

And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."

And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.

[wake-meme-up-inside]

God this makes me think of this screenshot:

"it minimizes you as a person" really wraps up my entire discomfort with the whole "oh but i'm just a girl" thing when used in most situations.

[aries-of-spades]

[solitairians]

whenever I confess to people that i feel like I am just roleplaying as a normal person they're always like noooo you don't strike me as someone who's roleplaying as a normal person at all!!! :) and every time internally im like well yes that's because I am excellent at it

[unofficial-autism-post]

Unofficial Autism Post

[solitairians]