Just a Simple Donut

fried to perfection

[supremedonutruler]

[supremedonutruler]

[supremedonutruler]

Sink Of The Mayo

“Gringo de Mayo” the new holiday for white people to celebrate our cultural condiment, the mayonnaise.

Typically we like to gather around sinks or bowls full of mayo and offer our blandest food items to the sink of the mayo (white bread, skim milk, steamed vegetables)

Others have been known to celebrate with margaritas and nachos...to try and add flavor to their lives

[boyzoo]

Julian Edelman, Andy Cohen, Russell Tovey at Joseph Abboud F/W 16 (x)

[eldu-deactivated20190211]

why is andy there lmao russell looks cute tho

[justablueumbrella]

[only1600kids]

a video of people running backwards put in reverse is like they’re being chased by someone mildly intimidating

[addelburgh]

[buzzfeedau]

May your credit card be with you.

[salt-sass-and-lyrium]

… bruh

[trimtramtam]

[supremedonutruler]

the thing that really worries me about trans women using the same bathroom as me is wether or not they wash their hands.

[supremedonutruler]

*adds emojis to snapchat* *emojis tilt to side* "CAN I DO ANYTHING STRAIGHT?!"

[nokiabae]

it’s been 4 months and I can’t stop thinking about this tweet

[wolfman-hot-dog-blog]

Which is better: a Dog WITH a Backpack or a Dog IN a Backpack

[gentle-step]

Clearly a big dog with a backpack containing a smaller dog

[wolfman-hot-dog-blog]

True

[doctorpeppers]

[woodelf68]

Port-a-puppy

[supremedonutruler]

subwoofers

[megk18]

Mark was being super extra sassy last night

[markiplier]

That’s my normal level of sass, it just happened to be pointed in your direction.

[twilightxfox]

@markiplier why do you like butts so much

[markiplier]

Have you SEEN butts?

[novembabe]

MARK EDWARD FISCHBACH

suck a dick, i’m tired of your shit, you narcissistic piece of crap

[markiplier]

I read this to the tune of jingle bells

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

When you become famous you’re called a legend because your leg ends

[bassoon-boss]

What

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

Your leg. It ends.

[rikoy-11-deactivated20180110]

I’m not a linguist but I think that’s wrong

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

Are you saying your leg doesn’t end?

[rikoy-11-deactivated20180110]

I mean. at some point it does. yes. 

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

then what’s the problem