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as humiliating as it is to repost myself from a light-mode-user's reddit screenshot, i cannot allow this year's zenquish to go uncelebrated.
celebrate my favorite holiday with me, my friends.
if the emperors of rome can add extra months that actually fuck the calendar up i'm allowed to add a new month that lasts 0.0000 picoseconds
the last holiday that hasn't been commercialized
i made this up when i was a little kid and nothing would make me happier than to see people celebrating it for years to come
zenquish approaches. prepare to rejoice! briefly!
Gothic literature must be cursed to forever be misinterpreted by mainstream public because how did this happen
Dracula book: an evil count who only sees the world as a resource to be drained for his own pleasure is stopped by the group of people who deeply care for each other
Dracula in media: a tragic romantic hero, main love interest of one of the protagonists who must be liberated from her dull little life
Frankenstein book: any human has capacity for evil when completely abandoned and shunned by the world and the people who brought him into it
Frankenstein in media: don't play God because it's against nature's laws
Jekyll and Hyde book: repression and only caring about external appearances can cause your worst impulses to indulge themselves in dangerous ways if ignored for too long
Jekyll and Hyde in media: what if there was two of the same guy but one of them was evil and gross?
“I found myself remembering the day in kindergarten when the teachers showed us Dumbo, and I realized for the first time that all the kids in the class, even the bullies, rooted for Dumbo, against Dumbo's tormentors. Invariably they laughed and cheered, both when Dumbo succeeded and when bad things happened to his enemies. But they're you, I thought to myself. How did they not know? They didn't know. It was astounding, an astounding truth. Everyone thought they were Dumbo.”
-Elif Batuman
Dracula: I’m a powerful man who sees the world as nothing but a resource to be drained. My name is Executive Producer. This book is awesome but these Power Of Love idiots don’t understand how Cool and Relatable To Me Dracula is.
Frankenstein: I’m not a Bad Parent. It is the Children who are wrong, they should be more Grateful for the Harsh Lessons I teach them so that they’ll grow up to be Hard like me
Jekyll & Hyde: I run an Aesthetic blog where I pretend I’m a cutesy woodland creature. I’m Nice, I’m So Nice, you don’t even know how Nice I am. I call the police on teenagers loitering in parks
For all you're bitching about Dracula being misinterpreted, there's a huge piece of Dracula that you're ignoring and that is something that isn't uniquely Dracula either, but is integral to the vampire in literature.
Gay sex as a contagion.
There's a REASON Dracula (and Carmilla) are portrayed with sexual overtones, and it is disingenuous to pretend that vampires are sexless metaphors for capitalism or aristocracy. That is a very modern view that completely ignores the fact that Dracula was modelled after Oscar Wilde, and written during the infamous libel trial that destroyed his life and brought homosexuality into wider public awareness at the same time.
Bram Stoker was a closeted gay man who admired Wilde and then had to watch him go through all of that. While writing this book.
This is why you need context of when a book was written and what was going on in the author's world at the time, and who the author was.
Otherwise you get people INSISTING that Dracula was purposely written as a metaphor for something that just so HAPPENS to be relevant right this second, and INSISTING that Dracula the character is "not supposed to be sexy, why do [all you FREAKS, is the implication] think he's sexy, ew!".
You cannot divorce Dracula from its portrayal of the homosexual as a corrupting influence on Good Normal People. To ignore this is revisionist.
The film Dracula was directed by Tod Browning, who also directed Freaks (the latter of which cast many of Browning's former friends from the circus as characters). Tod Browning was a former circus performer who constantly made films about the fringes of society, because that's where he was from, and about humanising those individuals. People were very aware that Dracula was a sexual metaphor--not just for queerness as a contagion but also the immigrant as an outsider. Dracula was made pre-Code, meaning there was allowed to be much more of an ambiguous portrayal of Dracula both as corrupting and sinister monster AND as sympathetic and tragic outsider. If you bother to ever watch the 1931 film, you will notice there is a great deal of accuracy to the book.
Frankenstein was directed by James Whale, a gay man who was actually pretty openly gay during a time when that was very dangerous. It's also a pre-Code film, meaning it's allowed to portray Adam as sympathetic. This film too is fairly accurate to the book, other than making the monster non-verbal and pretty much portraying him in his very early stages. Whale, being gay, empathised with the monster, and portrayed him as tragic and misunderstood--something he knew very well, as a gay man from that era. It's a well-known analysis that the film has queer undertones, and was very controversial at the time because it portrayed the monster as sympathetic, as the hero of the tragic tale, a victim of the greater world refusing to understand him.
The 1931 film Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde was by no means the first film adaptation, but it is one of the earliest that still survives and (I believe) the first with sound. I have seen it. It is accurate to the book in a degree that has not been possible since the Hays Code went into effect. It preserves the fear of the effects drugs can have on a person, which is actually one of the undertones of the book as well as the commentary on Victorian social organization, particularly the way the upper classes could quite literally get away with murder so long as they were murdering the "criminal classes"--people in abject poverty, and particularly sex workers. The book Jekyll and Hyde is not about "you have to walk in balance with yourself, repression is bad"; that interpretation is based on modern psychological ideas. Repression was seen as a good thing in Victorian society, and in particular Jekyll and Hyde hammers it home that it is a good thing to repress your evil urges, and that drugs will make you spiral out of control immediately and that "indulging" your evil will make it stronger. So it's not just a modern interpretation, it's completely and totally not understanding the book at all.
The truth is that producers did not meddle much in the filmmaking of yesteryear, and they certainly were not the ones writing the script or directing the film, so the idea that Dracula was somehow an avatar they particularly projected on is absolutely just made up nonsense that has no evidence historically. It was beneath them. As long as the movie was making money, that was all that mattered. To that end, horror was incredibly lucrative. And every single adaptation of all three books since the films I mentioned above has actually been adapting that film more than it has been adapting the book. And then subsequent films are influenced by the films that came before. They are not in direct conversation with the books, they are in direct conversation with each other, with society at the time, with filmmaking at the time. You cannot take them out of that context.
To not address the queer undertones of Frankenstein and Dracula and the books they were adapted from is ignorant. To not address the social commentary and fears of drug-use in Jekyll and Hyde is equally ignorant. To not address the fears of grave-robbing and science without ethics in Frankenstein is ignorant.
The interpretations in OP are suspiciously Puritanical in their sterility and a little too relevant to present-day social fears. This speaks to the longevity of the stories, but to insist that those are the ONLY correct interpretations, that somehow someone in the 19th century was commenting on issues in the 21st, is ridiculous and bull-headed. To in particular keep hammering that to see sexuality and sensuality in these stories is Wrong and Bad is not just foolish, it erases that these stories are part of a very real body of evidence telling us what people feared in that time, in that place, and--in the case of Dracula in particular--are part of the history of a marginalised group of people that regularly has their presence in history erased. And you're being part of that erasure in so doing. Maybe don't.
TL;DR: You're wrong and you're being a little homophobic about it tbh. People have always wanted to fuck monsters and frankly it does not matter how uncomfortable that makes you, that doesn't mean those people are "interpreting the story wrong". In fact, they're interpreting it more correctly than you are.
Y'all are also missing the antisemitism in Dracula.
Dracula is Ooh Scary + European + Blood, which, in retrospect, should've put me on edge. It didn't, so I was surprised when I read it (this is incomplete):
Dracula is explicitly described with a hooked nose (classical imagery of Jews).
At one point he literally DRINKS THE BLOOD OF A (PRESUMABLY CHRISTIAN) CHILD, aka the ACTUAL LITERAL BLOOD LIBEL.
The boxes of dirt he transports are said to smell of Jerusalem by one person.
He looks normal, but don't be fooled, he's really the Other. He's good at disguise though.
He is wealthy.
He is from vaguely Eastern Europe, as most Jews at the time in the UK were.
He is fundamentally parasitic.
The cross (a religious symbol of Christianity specifically) keeps him away
It is important to note the context -- antisemitism is on the rise in the UK due to Jewish immigration provoking latent cultural antisemitism. At least one reviewer explicitly interpreted Dracula as being about Jewish immigration to the UK, if I recall correctly. The image of Jews-as-vampires still persists today, and the image of vampires draws a LOT from Dracula.
Bram Stoker is screaming "BEWARE OF JEWS" at the top of his lungs and meanwhile the introduction to my edition goes on and on about Dracula and gender and how he is semi-androgynous because he's not masculine enough (a medieval myth, for what it's worth, is that Jewish men menstruated) and the notes point out that the typewriter was invented in America in 1867 but do not explicitly mention Jews or Judaism in any context whatsoever.
“noooooo the evil oriental count that kills and rapes white women and molested a white man and raped his wife to spite him is actually a metaphor for gay sex and feminism and if you saw he’s a racist caricature you’re HoMoPhoBiC” the white tears, the goydacity
Bram Stoker was the Mike Knowles of his time he was a racist self hating gay man that dropped Wilde and also Whitman the moment either were outed to spare his precious racists reputation. THATS why the only bi coded character traps a white man and tries to wear him down and harrasses him in ways that border on sexual, because Stoker is terrified of his own desires. His long suffering wife did get all that royalty money after his death. Queen, the only winner in this mess.
TRAGIC OUTSIDER?! In the 1931 film?! Fucking where?! Your rape apologist mind that wants to fuck Bela Lugosi (to be fair, who doesn’t? Lugosi was rather conventionally attractive)?
Jekyll and Hyde is about how repression will ruin you yeah but Stevenson himself says its about repressing something cause you see it as evil and then indulginh it AS evil makes you see sex as a subversive crime along with drugs and violence. Are gonna go against the author here huh?
Frankenstein does have queer themes and its directors made especially the sequel about homophobia and fatherhood
But whenever someone claims a perfectly good if a bit lacking take is “puritinical and homophobic” for moral blugenioning points RUN
Sorry, coming to town on the nuance train.
Just because a historical piece of work was saying something shitty about a marginalized group does not mean it wasn't saying anything or that it should be erased.
Is Dracula (the book) queerphobic? Yes. It portrays a queer man* as predatory and evil. It also calls him Jewish in everything but name, and in the time and place where it was written, that was a further condemnation of the character. Shouldn't have been, but was.
However. It's also a piece of literature that shows us a queer man reacting to the fall of another queer man he admired (and may have been romantically or sexually interested in, regardless of the actual spoken and written substance of their relationship). It's an important snapshot of how queer men related to the world, each other, and themselves, in a specific time and place. And because that time and place criminalized and tried to erase queerness, we have very few such accounts, and each one we have should be preserved. Every account stands not just as a statement of its own, but in conversation with other statements of the period to give a clearer picture. Consider: Wilde speaking cheerfully about kissing boys versus Dracula's predatory and deadly "kisses" versus, wait for it...Sigmund Freud, yes, that Freud, the one we all love to hate, saying that his research showed homosexuality was a natural variation of human behavior and shouldn't be treated as aberrant or something requiring a cure unless going untreated caused great distress to the patient. Remove any of these three snapshots and the overall picture changes A LOT.
Something can be bad and also important. Something can be both bad and good! It's a weird and annoying fact that in real life things that should be entirely mutually exclusive somehow are not.
*as is good academic practice, I will be referring to these characters and people as queer because these stories predate modern definitions of sexual, romantic, and gender orientation, and we cannot be sure how these people would have identified themselves had they been provided with those modern definitions (or even if they'd find those definitions to fit them, rather than requiring a new category).
One tragic aspect of the Odyssey that I've never really seen handled by any adaptation is the link between Odysseus' marriage and the Trojan War itself.
When Helen was of age to be married, all the Lords of Greece came to seek her hand. This was an issue for her stepfather the King of Sparta who could only pick one husband and then would have to deal with the far greater number of angry rejected suitors.
One suitor was Odysseus, then a younger man. He quickly ascertained that he had no chance of marrying Helen. Ithaca was too poor for him to even bring any proper gifts, let alone a dowry. But he did catch the eye of the King's niece, one Penelope.
Now Penelope was still a bit out of Odysseus' league, but not so much as Helen was. So he makes a deal with the King of Sparta. Support my bid to marry Penelope, and I'll give you a solution to this suitors problem. The King agrees, so Odysseus suggests all the suitors swear an oath to defend Helen's marriage from anyone who might strike against it. They all, including Odysseus, so swear, and Helen is married to Menelaus. The King proves as good as his word, and Penelope is wed to Odysseus.
Of course this means that Odysseus has now bound himself to fight for Helen and Menelaus. After an attempt to feign madness he is forced to fulfill his duty.
So his own plan, to marry Penelope and stop a hoard of ravenous suitors, ends with him forced to defend his own marriage from a hoard of ravenous suitors.
Yeah, that's true.
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It is not 100% foolproof. Their job is to direct you to a program they believe will help your current issue, but it's still a step up from praying random strangers online will give you enough cash before a deadline! The added benefit of these community programs, which get funded by the local government most of the time, is if there are more people using them then they can get more money to help more people.
You're not taking resources from other people if you use your community services. Your taxes pay for them. Use them.
Dial 211 first to see if they can help, and if for some reason they can't, then make your donation posts!
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Hi I work for my state's 211 service. It really breaks my heart how many people only know to call us at the last minute. 211's can provide a whole wealth of resources to use before things ever get to a cut off utility, eviction, or homelessness!
I can't speak for all 211's but most should also have a website detailing all the agencies in their database. if you don't like phone calls, this can be something to reference instead.
If you don't have health insurance but you need to see a doctor, reference 211! We list clinics that provide free or discounted general care, vision, and dental services to low income households and people without insurance! Many hospitals also have financial aid policies that can severely reduce your bill if you had an expensive procedure!
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This isn't an intended use of 211, but I like to reference the agency listings when I look for jobs. Many of the agencies listed are non-profits which, while they certainly are not perfect, generally have lower barriers of entry to decent paying jobs with benefits. The work environments tend to be much kinder and at least pretend to be forward thinking. You're more likely to find jobs without as many people applying as well, especially if they're only advertising their positions through their own website.
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Oh my goodness. Sharing this because maybe your state has something to help you see a dentist! If it's been a while, please see I'd you have any dental services in your area. It's really so important to see a dentist.
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Something I see getting overlooked a lot when discussing queercoding in historical media is that in many cases it's not evidence that the writers secretly shipped it; it was aimed at straight dudes specifically to freak them out. Depicting a male villain as sexually interested in a male hero reads as horror to the cishet male audience. Like, Venom didn't spend years and years being blatantly characterised as Spider-Man's creepy stalker ex because Marvel's writers were all closeted yaoi fans. That was meant to be scary – which of course doesn't mean you can't read it differently, but don't give them credit they don't deserve!
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this makes me so sad holy shit
The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.
I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:
We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.
Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?
It ain’t Kermit
Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea
But who is the single human cast member in this tale? Who gets to put in an Oscar-worthy performance alongside the Muppets and what role are they to play?
There’s no single human, everyone is a Muppet except for one scene. Circe, played by Janice, turns Odysseus’s crew into humans who still behave animalistic and are all played by Academy Award winning actors.
Silena Beauregard ily
(Is it just me or is the quality like. Super ass...)
So I don’t play the sims super often so I didn’t know that evil sims can do an “evil workout” which seems to just be a normal workout except sometimes they pause to laugh maniacally.
It’s a cartoonish absurdist parody of an American suburb that you can play god in
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Pcercy
The Egyptian pantheon- We don't have prophecies per say, but we have people who can see into the future, which are also super rare.
The Norse pantheon- We have like one prophecy and everyone is trying to make sure that it reaches to a satisfying conclusion.
The Greek and Roman pantheons- That's the 4th fucking prophecy today for Gods' sake.