soup police

at age 6 i was born without a face

[taelusive555]

imagine if you woke up and your name was your url and you looked exactly like your icon

[turing-tested]

[zizibutik]

if a terf even looks at this they will die in seven days just to clarify

[micdotcom]

Watch: It’s your right to share your salary, not doing so could be holding you back.

[annakie]

At my last company, one day someone in accounting approached me at lunch and quietly told me I need to ask for a raise because I was way underpaid.

They gave me a number to shoot for.  It was about twice than what I had been making at the time.

So I went online, did some research, found some figures backing up my claim, put it all together and went to my boss.

I got what I asked for.

If it hadn’t been for that person in accounting telling me I was way underpaid, I’d have never known.  I went from barely scraping by to being able to have a savings account and getting all my debts paid thanks to them.

You should at least check sites like salary.com to start the process of seeing what you should be making.

[brianadeshe]

Because this is crucially important

[gayforbagels]

Except for the fact that 90% of the time you are under contract not to talk about your salary otherwise the company can sue you. Every job I’ve had I’ve had to sign that I won’t discuss my pay with other employees otherwise my employment is terminated and the company will take legal action. 

[kintatsujo]

It’s actually illegal for companies to forbid wage discussion, they’re just counting on you not knowing your rights.

[dragongirltitties]

wow its a good thing companies always follow the law and never lie

[shakespeareofficialaccount]

make a salad but your contribution is the object nearest to you

tag people if u want idk

i'll start:

UNO CARDS

@post-unuwuifer @yes-im-youtube-kids @microsoft-edge-real @the-red-planet-mars @bingle-official

@wordswordsorswordswords @india-reblogs

[the-blood-son-robin]

Bucket 😭

Atleast we got smth to put the stuff in

And this is open, literally anyone is free to join

But here are my recent favourites

@blackbat-batgirl @thegirlblunder-spoiler @redhoodisalive @raedhood @xxdickiebirdxx @nightwing-xoxo-again @reality-of-prime @the-revenantknight @glitterweirdo

[reality-of-prime]

Shoe rack. WOW

@dapotatoking277 @the-thunderstar-heir @formerglory25 @silverpenguin13 @polockski

[polockski]

Car door

@nyx-is-the-blank-canvas uhhh whoever else

[nyx-is-the-blank-canvas]

My younger brother???????

@m-ozzy @lemedstudent2021 @ihavehomework2dobutimhereinstead and open tags!

[ihavehomework2dobutimhereinstead]

oh uhm

my cat…

@stargazin-on-mars @bugwolfsstuff @literallylink--who-tf-is-ravioli

[bugwolfsstuff]

my earphone

@random-indian-girl @king-of-the-underworld-13

[random-indian-girl]

The tears of Nerakhis musical...

@thatchaoticbookworm , @obsessivebookwormalert

[thatchaoticbookworm]

the song of achilles @obsessivebookwormalert @girl-on-the-subway @shenanigan42 @shaethecrow @miasago @p3rpetual-moti0n

[miasago]

My magnesium lotion

@fancysheepnacho @souperache

[fancysheepnacho]

My notebook

@obsessivebookwormalert @coffee--spill @the-one-and-only-piper-offical

[coffee--spill]

Raccoon plushie 🥹

Open tags

[your-local-blackhole]

cucumbers

snacking on cucumber slices finally paid off :D

@cats-and-space @th3b3autyofth3y3llowflow3rs @the-dragonian @unan-zin @weedleysnumberonefan @yourfavoritecuntist + anyone else who wants to join

[the-dragonian]

an empty magic the gathering commander deck box.

@pukicho @evil-pukicho-real-offical @anonmous-offical @dragon-in-a-fez @teabooteboot @the-grim-reaper-offical @the-randomest-of-usernames

[the-grim-reaper-offical]

A Mac and cheese sock

Open tags

[dehydratedtransformer]

random loose sticky notes covered in writing

huh, okay then

@00venator @ratwithatophat @jannahamma @purple-dinosaur27 +anyone else

[00venator]

One (1) boogger so you all get my cold.

[wizardtimemf]

Phone

@orcboxer @clueless-romantics @machathemany @disasterclassbutch + anyone else

[disasterclassbutch]

roasted sweet potato, hey theres some food in this salad!

@femmour idk who to tag literally anyone pls cont if u wanna

[femmour]

cetaphil moisturizer, guys we're all gonna get poisoned

@spacebeatlesips @girl-on-the-subway @bea-yotch @finnjareau-prentiss @affectionatealbatross @delicatezombiewasteland @madmax-offficial @rennysglowinthedarkstars @rockingpolkadots @prettygourlave @thevalkyrieflies @sydsquid0708 @butchboything @ratinapartyhat guys im sorry i cant think of more moots :( ily all

[rennysglowinthedarkstars]

An appetizing box,

Of staples.

@rareshiphellresidents @liamoffline @torio12539 @rotmilkbride @rory-writes13 @theoneandonlyneonleon I can’t remember names so open tags

[torio12539]

My drawing tablet

@animadi888 @trigona-necrophaga @sleepdeprivedphilosopher101 @artemis-light @call-me-chips

[chips-rb]

Box of timbits

@yapofalltrades @lucius-the-scapegoat

[yapofalltrades]

Literally also a box of timbits.

@supremeorphan @inedibleplastic @bluedancer9000

[supremeorphan]

i have many items near me rn. so uhhh i contribute various items: Pure Leaf Lemon Iced Tea [like 85% consumed lol]

My phone

My cane

Various keys for students lol

[tmblrapprovedtiktoks]

[isthereaduck]

There is now a duck in this post.

[supremeorphan]

was clocked as queer at the local bookstore by the employee at the desk [her name is Rose :D] when she casually invited me to the local Pride meetup LOL like thank u Rose. I shall be there AS LONG AS I'M NOT WORKING ;A;

[yesterdaysprint]

The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, July 9, 1924

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

[the-wave-finally-broke]

happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate

[charlesoberonn]

Happy centennial to the turtle who bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river

[i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical]

102 years since the best event ever

[ferriswheelaccident]

happy 102nd birthday to the most important newspaper article ever

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

[hellenhighwater]

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

[toontwink]

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh hello you’ve returned to us

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

Everytime this gets a note when its nowhere near christmas I question my sanity just a little bit more

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

No, it is July, stop that, stop giving this notes, you guys have lost reblogging privileges

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[themostrandommoon]

happy april

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

Sincerely, fuck you.

[hermitrad]

its christmas

[ferriswheelaccident]

merry three days until christmasmas

[supremeorphan]

babcia has something for u........

[supremeorphan]

@mccarrotkarkat here. karkat with baby carrot horns.

[supremeorphan]

one....? [1] single.....one [1]

[dattoad]

It took a lot longer than it deserves

[ferriswheelaccident]

snap back to reality

ope there goes gravity *dull wet thud*

[supremeorphan]

blob fish

[supremeorphan]

waow thank you for the cuppa

i would also be delighted to argue further about the pronunciation of pee can with you lol

PEH CAHN lol

if i put milk and sugar in my tea will i be thrown into the sea by the general British population

[nightshade-the-demon-deactivate]

I want to _____ you.

[uncaging-the-chaos-deactivated2]

reblog and see what your followers say

Interesting..

[eye4aye-blog]

I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE

[willemscream]

I was just reblogging for the above post I didn’t think I’d get any

[dutchster]

apparently you guys want to do a lot of different things with/to me

[eerie-was-i-deactivated20250218]

Okay, guys. Go ahead. I know what’s coming.

[pomegranateandivy-deactivated20]

*cautiously reblogs this*

[kikokay-k-deactivated20220521]

I’m gonna have an empty ask box…Aren’t I? *rolls on floor*  

[plateapus]

Go for it :)

[evil-bread-offical]

Do it!!!

[b0ys-will-be-bugs-right]

nobody’s gonna see this

i never get asks lol

[drumsticks-offical2]

Why does this have one million reblogs

Eh I’ll do it for fun and games

[ferriswheelaccident]

sure I’ll reblog this

@supremeorphan @gerardsguitar @imapuppetqueer @amoebaporn @ladystardust26 @ anyone else

[tilthat]

TIL in 1915, San Diego hired a “rain maker” who used a secret mix of chemicals to “attract rain” for $10,000, payable if he filled their reservoir. It rained for most of January, destroying bridges, dams, and causing 20 deaths.

via reddit.com

[armedandgayngerous]

that was the Devil

[general-thinks]

I mean they wanted rain

[northerlygale-deactivated202307]

His name was Charles Hatfield and I’m not saying that you shouldn’t make a deal with him, but I am saying that you should be very clear about the terms and conditions

[prokopetz]

I think we need to fully appreciate the fact that the reason he “looks like the Devil” is that many depictions of the Devil in American popular media are specifically caricatures of this guy. Like, imagine being a con man and fucking up your hustle so badly that for more than a century afterwards people start drawing the Devil to look like you.

[mrbrainrot]

the council refused to pay him, because the rains had also caused $3.5 million in damages. if they paid him, he would be admitting he was responsible, and would be liable for the damages. he sued them, but the courts ruled that no money would change hands because the rain had been an act of god, meaning he was not responsible.

what an insane series of facts