How to activate executive dysfunction in twenty easy steps:
Ā -drive to cafe to do homework, stay for a while
Ā -i canāt park at the university b/c parking passes are like 300 dollars, so i leave my car where it is and walk to a building on campus for a meeting. this is important.Ā normally I walk to and from campus
Ā -itās been 2 hours so by now the car has ceased to exist until I need it again
-life as usual for a few days, I donāt need my car during the week so i donāt notice itās not where itās supposed to be
-Saturday. I pack up to drive to see my folks. Got all my stuff in a backpack and iām ready to goĀ
- Dude Whereās My Car (2000)Ā
Ā -holyfucksomebodystoleitwhostolemycarā waitasecond
-long term memoryā¦ loading. loading.
Ā -oh shit itās 2 miles away I left it at the cafe on ThursdayĀ
-Ā āwho stole my carā me. i did. i stole my own car. from myself
-basically jog back across campus to get there as fast as possible because itās not like i left it in a rando parking lot for two days already and the 5 minutes i save by exhausting myself will totally make a difference
-holy shit i hope itās still there
-it is. the god of forgetful assholes was smiling down on me because i donāt even have a parking ticket even though iām right under aĀ āno overnight parkingā sign
- this car had a 50/50 shot of actually turning over on any given day because it guzzled through batteries like some people guzzle la croix so by now iām freaking out b/c i have no idea what to do if it doesnāt start
-god of faulty car batteries is smiling too
-i am halfway to driving to my parents when i realize i forgot my backpack at home
-somehow it takes five years before anyone suspects i have adhd
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