one of these nights

𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐮𝐫𝐚 / 𝐭𝐞𝐯 𝟐𝟒 • 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝚊𝚞𝚍𝚑𝚍 𝚋𝚘𝚢𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚘𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚔𝚒𝚖 𝚠𝚎𝚡𝚕𝚎𝚛 𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢𝚎𝚛 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐄 𝐏𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐄 🇵🇸

[daryldixonn]

some of you have never had your notp be the most popular ship in the fandom and it shows

[dogpuppy]

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[sashayed]

[thraginsufferable]

[lazyspacee]

Some fallout posters I’ve been working on 😛

[muensterfucker]

@molotovgrifter had the funniest idea

[sprint95]

wien 2026

[butchfagminotaur]

the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet

[byjove]

everybody: you’ve got to advocate for yourself in medical settings!

medical professionals when a patient advocates for themselves in a medical setting (x100 if that patient is a part of any minority): damn. you’re a hypochondriac crazy bitch who has every mental illness and is seeking every narcotic in existence. that’s the only reason you’d be disappointed in the care you’re receiving here. in retaliation, we will be even less helpful and less sympathetic. our jobs are hard. people are dying. we don’t have time to deal with anyone who is slightly inconvenient for us.

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[jakegyllenhaalsteeth]

hi mutual who’s cooler than me hi hi please don’t shoot me with a gun

[jarnt8]

[jarnt8]

Smokin'!

Somebody Stop Me!

[ladvsgaga]

Lady Gaga on the set of “Bad Romance” music video.

[cuunos]

hey can everyone do me a favor and put in the tags why they chose their name? even if you don't go by a chosen name irl, you can put why you chose your online name.

[byjove]

I only identified as a lesbian for a very brief period but straight girls do this realllllly bizarre thing where they ask you if you have a crush on them or who you think the hottest girl in a certain group is and get offended if you say no or refuse to answer. It’s like walking on a tightrope over a lake of fire, there is no good answer to give. Inside, you know if you were to say “Yes, I think you’re very attractive, I’m into you.” they would definitely weaponize that against you or treat you like a perv but if you say “No, you’re not my type, I’m not interested in you.” they act soooooooo wounded. And I’m sure some straight girls who do this are not entirely straight and were interested in feeling me out but I do think there are a lot of straight girls who do this as some form of power play. Anyway, it was so weird. And they have the audacity to act like lesbians are sexually inappropriate bullies.

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg