Or hell…

Making silly hypotheticals once a week cause I’m bored & don’t have the patron (totally not the Grinch) Cover art by @sideblogdotjpeg

[catboyspells]

I love Lilo And Stitch bc even though it makes me sad David just goes and blames what he thinks is a normal dog for making things worse for Nani and Lilo and it’s constantly funny to me

[catboyspells]

YOU DID THIS

[allthatispeculiar]

[letsnotandsaywewantedto]

POV: You are behind a car with an impeccable GRNCH license plate or quite possibly the Grinch himself.

[8bitayla]

I can't escape him

[booksandbeers-deactivated201809]

Furries are considered weird deviants still yet mainstream capitalism desperately desires for me to want to fuck a green m&m.

[elonmuskisabitch]

[manscaped-grinch]

[lemy-42]

seeing the variety of McQueen shaped products (McQueen computer mouse, McQueen shampoo, McQueen shoes, McQueen phone even though it's a toy, McQueen wedding ring box and more) you can lighting McQueenisation your whole house and your life.

[youcantfuckosmosisjones]

you cant fuck the grinch. he really is a heel. hes as cuddly as a cactus. hes as charming as an eel. hes a bad banana with a greasy black peel. hes a monster. his heart’s an empty hole. his brain is full of spiders. hes got garlic in his soul. you shouldnt touch him with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole. hes a vile one, old friend old pal. he has termites in his smile. he has all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile. given the choice between the two of them you should take the seasick crocodile (you cant fuck that either). hes a foul one. hes a nasty, wasty skunk. his heart is full of unwashed socks. his soul is full of gunk. the three words that best describe him are, and i quote: “stink. stank. stunk.” hes a rotter. hes the king of sinful sots. his heart’s a dead tomato splot with mouldy purple spots. his soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots. he should nauseate you, buddy. with a nauseas super-naus. he’s a crooked jerky jockey and he drives a crooked horse. old chum of mine, he’s a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce.

[suppermariobroth]

Cranky Kong’s closing comments in the Donkey Kong 64 manual.

[thriftstoreoddities]

It looks so resigned to its fate. I half expect it to go “It’s a living!” followed by laugh-track a la the Flintstones. 

[mikecardensolofolkalbum]

wait……..the live action flintstones movie wasn’t just some fever dream i had as a kid????? that was real???????

[nb-butch-bitch]

[ryanccole]

[officialjared19]

The best thing about the book version of the grinch is that he’s just some green fuck that the who’s know nothing about. He has absolutely no backstory he’s just up there being an asshole

[peteneems]

[sleepywitchgal-deactivated20161]

Konami cancelled Silent Hills so they could focus on their BIGGEST and most important franchise

[metalbatteryzone]

when’s my Grinch reboot

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

Hideo Kojima and Guillermo del Toro present: Grinches Starring The Walking Dead’s Norman Reedus as the Grinch

[pupppylover-deactivated20181221]

real winnie the pooh drinking honey 

[chuck-e-cheese-anime-faces]

so epic…….,..

[onlytiktoks]

[suplx-deactivated20190111]

we never saw the grinch jerk off…… dare i say he’s asexual?