The Lair

I post NSWF occasionally Girl 22 INFP Wincest All The Way I don't like Misha/Castiel/Destiel. Prefer Top!Sam but love either Every kink is welcome here

[hexusproductions]

Had a galaxy-brained take about some obscure characters from movies I watched as a kid

[uncawanwo]

me, talking about my fave male characters:

[walrusofdoom]

So like getting emotional listening to The Killers at 6:30am after a sleepless night is a universal experience right? 

[walrusofdoom]

We’ve all cried while listening to All These Things That I’ve Done or Smile Like you mean it and you cant convince me otherwise, its just part of the human condition 

[walrusofdoom]

He doesnt look a thing like Jesus

But he talks like a gentlemen 

[alliluyevas]

National Geographic on Facebook: this is a facial reconstruction of a teenage girl who lived 9000 years ago based on her remains!

half the comments: men criticizing her looks and saying she’s unattractive and mannish

[alliluyevas]

anyway this is the reconstruction and I always enjoy seeing the faces of prehistoric humans and how much we have in common over thousands of years despite how incredibly different our lives are. I support her and I think she looks wonderful.

[ruinedchildhood]

Logging on to tumblr

[thepaladog]

Nintendo’s sales haven’t been what they hoped for or expected, so all the executives got together and made the decision to cut their salaries in half to ensure their employees still get paid. They say it’s the fault of the executives that the products aren’t selling well, not their employees, so it isn’t fair for the employees to have to take the hits for that.

Why are there people who don’t like or respect Nintendo again?

[rogueport]

Here are some sources for this 

[loveyourchaos]

This is unexpected. 

[majesticduxk-deactivated2018121]

So last week I tried moaning every time I ate something delicious.

It was vaguely uncomfortable and unnatural

[soupernabturel]

I actually love the idea of doing this trying out fanfic/literary cliche’s out in real life, kinda wanna make up a list and undertake it as a challenge.

[whitmerule]

don’t forget to make your butthole flutter today

[hazeldomain]

Guess someone’s eye color from 20 feet away.

[prairiedust]

Be careful with these. I started reading fanfiction three years ago and now I have to toe my shoes off to get my feet out.

[hazeldomain]

But do you pad across rooms? 

[prairiedust]

Yes but I often give away my position when I huff.

[mittensmorgul]

FYI, I’m smirking at all y’all.

[k-vichan]

I’m resisting the urge to card my fingers through everybody’s hair.

[dorkaelskunkworks]

This is as good a time as any to admit that right now I smell like coffee, sandalwood soap, and something uniquely myself.

[authorjcalamy]

I hate this post so much I clenched my fists and looked away, muscles bunching in my jaw. 

[bettsfic]

i’m so glad to see i’m not alone, i let out a breath i didn’t know i was holding

[sleepingreader]

I’m grinning widely at this

[defydamage]

I chuckled lightly upon reading this post.

[crollalanzaa]

I’m humming appreciatively.

[chubbychoco]

this post is calling me out personally and every single one of you, with all the love in my heart, can shut the fuck up

[theonetruebadguy-deactivated201]

I hate everything about this

[mugsy]

i’m going to bring up this post to intentionally annoy you

[theonetruebadguy-deactivated201]

*loud screeching*

[destinylynnd]

I found it so troublesome to re-blog this with my entire body trembling from laughter.

[sunflowershine03]

reblogging as my eyebrows cock with intrigue.

[scribblemoose]

I was so aroused by this post that my pupils blew wide, irises no more than mere slivers

[ohsodraco]

I had to grudgingly admit how unfairly attractive this post had become since I’d last seen it

[reserve]

This post called me out so hard that I had to close my eyes for a moment to center myself.

[semirahrose]

I mean.

I just want to put this out there:

By accepting Sam’s declaration that there would be no new King of Hell and by not challenging it, the demons acknowledged his authority. Sam may not be the king of Hell in name, but the hand-selected followers of the most recent contender to the throne literally would not dare to face him and fight for it.

Sam is, unofficially, the Actual Ruler of Hell.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

[nothingidputbeforeyou]

Anael: Why would Dean say yes?

Michael: Love. 

FUNNY THAT’S THE SAME REASON HE SAID NO IN SEASON 5: HIS LOVE FOR SAM. 

[nothingidputbeforeyou]

“LOVE”

— Michael on why Dean said yes. His love of Sam. 

[go-diane-winchester]

BIBROS AND BRONLIES 101

There is a misconception amongst the gremlins [read hellers] in the fandom, as to what a bibro is.  So I have decided that this post is necessary.  A bibro is any fan who loves Sam and Dean the most on the show, and feels that Jensen and Jared are the only reasons why the show is still on for all these years.  Some of these fans may like other characters, even Castiel.  Some, like me, have no motivation to care for the visible fat on the Winchester steak.  We love the boys in our own way.  Some of us want J2 to be our family.  Some of us have romantic feelings towards one or both them.  Some of us are naughty and like shipping their characters.  Some of us have an ethical or personal issue with wincest.  Some of us are tinhatters.  Some of us loath shipping.  Some of us see shipping real people is morally wrong.  Some of us hate shipping altogether.  We are a varied group of people.  There is one thing we all have in common.  If you fuck with our boys, you are fucking with us.  If the destihellers never existed, we would never have bonded the way we have.  Because we all have a migraine-inducing cringefest coming from a common source, we can unite against that one nest of snakes, whilst putting our differences aside.  So in the words of the sexiest badass on TV, Mr Dean Winchester himself, I would like to say:  I am proud of us.  We learned to mature and unite.  Just remember, messaging has an anonymous option and if someone is saying nasty things to you pretending to be a bibro, they are probably hellers trying to divide and conquer.  But most of you know that.  After all, we are smart ones.  Carry on Wayward Bibros, and never stop.  Because it annoys them so much. 

[positivexcellence]

Jeffrey Dean Morgan talking about returning to Supernatural while co-hosting Live with Kelly and Ryan 

[wincestbigbang]

Thank you to everyone who participated in this Wincest Big Bang! Big thank you to everyone out there who reads, comments, and shows love for the amazing works that were submitted this year.

Beyond the Hairpin Turn by kermiethefrog art by knowmefirst (Explicit)

Staying Human by CrowNoYami art by Lotrspnfangirl (Explicit)

The Longer The Waiting (The Sweeter The Kiss) by RUNEDGIRL art by STARGAZINGCHOLA  (Explicit)

Camp by LAUGHABLELAMENT art by nisaki-chan (Explicit)

The Misadventures of Moose and Squirrel: It’s Complicated by amusawale  art by txdora (Mature)

Can’t Start a Fire Without a Spark by cherryvanilla / sometimesalways / monalisasnmadhatters  art by 2blueshoes (Explicit)

And All At Once by cinnamonanddean art by txdora (Explicit)

The Suburbs by ilostmyshoe-79 art by beingcouy (Explicit)

(I’ll Stop the World and) Melt With You by AmyPond45 art by Siennavie (Explicit)

Nothing To Lose (And Everything To Gain) by samanddeaninpanties art by wearingdeantoprom (Explicit)

You Can Hear The Whistle Blow A Hundred Miles by Bommaloo art by Malphigus (Explicit)

Who’s Keeping Count of All Our Cheap Shots by PaperAnn art by lotrspnfangirl  (Explicit)

A Case For Love by TwoBoys2Love art by Sandy79 (Explicit)

Freak In The Sheets by deansmixtape/smalltrolven art by princeofpoppies (Explicit)

The City of Echoes and Yearning by soy_em art by azziria (Mature)

The Ones We Leave Behind by wicked-wincest-writer art by lizellysking (Explicit)

Playmate by JDL71 art by EMMATHESLAYER (Explicit)

The Dirty Brass Band of Unkempt Desire by Alphvjensen art by Brothersbydayloversbynight (Explicit)

As the World Falls Down by nerdygeekypastrychef art by Amberdreams (Explicit)

Throwing Stones at the Sky by jacyevans art by sandy79 (Explicit)

Extraordinary Measures by interstitial (chiisana-sukima) art by threshie (Explicit)

Ashes of Eden by BACKROSE_17 art by EMMATHESLAYER (Mature)

The Soft Closing of a Door by doilycoffin art by nisaki-chan (Explicit)

Under Your Spell by lichterin art by kuwlshadow (Explicit)

Alone I fly, With You I Soar by theydraggedmein art by bluefire986 (Explicit)

Technicolor Dream by storyspinner70 art by Emmatheslayer (Explicit)

The Fume of Sighs by ilovejared art by threshie (Explicit)

[idiopathicsmile]

it is pretty hard to find solid statistics on wolf attacks, but as far as i can tell, wolves in north america kill way way way less than one person a year, which means that forces more deadly to us than wolves include: dogs, ice fishing, and getting crushed by a falling flat screen tv.

…further complications to trying to write non-ridiculous angst into a werewolf story

“you don’t understand…i’ve done things under the full moon that i can never take back…one time i ate a squirrel”

[ursavorpalis]

“I SNIFFED MY OWN BUTT. THE INDIGNITY HAUNTS ME STILL.”

[idiopathicsmile]

“i have pooped in the woods and now must go brood about it. don’t try to follow me. 

…and seriously, be careful around your flatscreen, it is probably heavier that you think.”

[emilysidhe]

European wolves (before they were hunted into extinction in most areas) attacked humans purposefully a lot; it’s in the historical record.

North American gray wolves have a natural fear of humans and attack people very rarely, really only when threatened or starving.

So like, imagine, like, a divide between people who got infected with Old World and New World lycanthropy.  One makes you this dangerous beast that sees humans as a viable food source an another makes you perceive humans as a threat.  Imagine people getting it wrong!

Some shady paranormal group capturing a werewolf to use as security but it just runs away when people trespass.

Some hunters go deep into the woods to murder a werewolf clan for their pelts but it turns out they’ve isolated themselves so deeply because they have the European strain and none of the hunters survive.

New werewolves are so confused because the websites give conflicting advice:  get yourself to your nearest national park when you’re about to turn and just let yourself run free; if you try to cage yourself the claustrophobia and the smell of people will make you panic and you could really hurt yourself or someone else.

vs

If you’re anywhere near human civilization you must make sure you turn in a closed space that you can’t escape from in wolf form or you’ll definitely kill someone.  Just try to take a nap during the full moon, OK.

And they’re like, WHAT DO I DO WHICH ONE DO I HAVE?

[idiopathicsmile]

updated position: at the end of the day, there are, in fact, a number of possible compelling werewolf problems. 

case in point, the global werewolf cultural divide!

[idiopathicsmile]

on the subject of the global werewolf cultural divide, another update, per wikipedia:

Wolves from different geographic locations may howl in different fashions: the howls of European wolves are much more protracted and melodious than those of North American wolves, whose howls are louder and have a stronger emphasis on the first syllable. The two are however mutually intelligible, as North American wolves have been recorded to respond to European-style howls made by biologists (x)

that’s right guys: wolves have accents

[dogmatix]

@darkicedragon

[thisarenotarealblog]

@tahthetrickster

[alharinish]

This is actually pretty awesome.

[toboldlyblahblahblah]

i apologize to anyone who thought this was going to be a serious gifset.

[nothingidputbeforeyou]

NJCon 2014 

from a recently uploaded video by stargzr04

[mylittlecornerfandomium]

light rays shining out of every orifice….

[stream]

Humans, for the most part, don’t have a clue. They don’t want one or need one, either. They’re happy. They think they have a good bead on things. Men In Black (1997) | dir. Barry Sonnenfeld