Susan_the_Owlbear

[ganimals]

[making-friendos]

Exit, pursued by long furby

[susan-the-owlbear]

Meet Hary, Berri, and Tubman.

They have legs now.

I love them.

[flowerfoxblog]

[keplercryptids]

[image description: a closeup photo of translucent dice on a white background. The dice are filled with soil, greenery, tiny purple flowers and very small mushrooms.]

[susan-the-owlbear]

Even More Chapter Title Writing Prompts

16. There's A Cricket Who Wants Me Dead

17. Twitching Crack Babies

18. The Trees Just Scream Sometimes, Don't Worry About It 

19. Sounds Like The Ice Cream Truck Has Come To Kill You

20. Follow These Easy Steps! (If You Want To Fucking Die)

21. Local Boy Forgets Own Age

22. I Was Nothing

[susan-the-owlbear]

My mother said she didn't see them.

She lied.

My father said there was nothing there.

He was wrong.

There were. And are.

Teeth. 

They're everywhere.

You can't see them.

But they still exist.

You're touching them.

They can feel you. 

Can you feel them?

Don't worry.

They shouldn't hurt you.

They can't.

Don't be afraid.

The teeth can't hurt you.

[susan-the-owlbear]

Chapter Title Writing Prompts:

1. Dogs Die When I'm Near Them

2. People Get Harmed And I Scream A Lot

3. There Are Snakes In Places Snakes Should Not Be

4. Team Rocket Who?

5. There She Goes, Destroying The City

6. Doing Math Homework During The Apocalypse 

7. Teeth

8. A Rat Stole My Fucking Keys

9. My Career Fails For Obvious Reasons

10. You Had Less Eyes Yesterday 

11. The Sun Is Canceled

12. I Cry Over Glitter

13. Cat's Eyes

14. Everything Is Sideways

15. The 90s Come Back For Revenge

[sagebetweenthepages]

artgoodieshome On Flickr 

[cottagelf]

✨ 🌼 ✨

[animalsnaps]

he’s a twisty boi

[odonianpoet]

[anarchy-kisses]

Hi, welcome to super market, did you find everything okay?

yes I did thank you for serving our country

[everythingfox]

“Packing the essentials”

(via)

[susan-the-owlbear]

Me, pouring boiling water on grapes: I have committed crimes against humanity that cannot be forgiven

[odonianpoet]