i dunno what to tell you, i just live here

sup, im natly (please avoid capitalizing my name if you can) |✨| they/them |🎉| my art tag is #natlys art |🖍️| icon by me! its me! |👁| i dont delete things off my blog ever so dont judge for things in the past okay!!! |™| three sideblogs we die like @facesunavailable & @neochromeshipping & @every-pkmn-character-is-autistic (WIP) |🗡️| you must at least a level 4 friend to access my kinlist

[natlysblog]

my blog is like a shitty time-traveler

constantly sliding back in time

farther and farther away from the “present”

[natlysblog]

new dashboard broke my time machine now im stuck in the present

this sucks

[natlysblog]

oh yeah btw the dash reblogging has been fixed and pages exist again  since like december so like uh if u ever see me reblogging things from 2018 this is why

[natlysblog]

the idea of a shirt that says worlds shittiest timetraveler has been haunting my brain for like actual years

[natlysblog]

basically the entire point of tumblr imo is to find some weird niche way to use this site that no one else is doing as fast as possible and commit to the bit forever

my trick is that i had to turn off endless scrolling because it made my device lag and heat up. badly

the way dashboard pages used to work, before 2020, was like this

tumblr.com/dashboard/[page number]/[long string of numbers]

and by saving these urls (which i did) (in my email drafts) you can keep a dashboard from a certain time

in april 2020 for some fucking reason my desktop tumblr broke very badly and wouldnt load the site formatting or let me reblog things, for months. like three months at least. i was trapped on the mobile app and i learned the true meaning of hatred 👍

and then after that when it was fixed was when they were first playing with dashboard tabs iirc so for some reason dashboard pages didnt generate those urls anymore and i was sad

and then one day they randomly did again only they were formatted like this:

tumblr.com/dashboard?max_post_id=[long string of numbers that it took me and embarrassingly long time to figure out was in fact. the post id of the last post in the page before it]

and thats how its been ever since ! so now you know my tricks! just take a tumblr post from the date and time you want to scroll through your dash, and copy the post id (the long string of numbers), and put it on the end of your dashboard url

dashboard?max_post_id=

i keep this piece of it in my clipboard so i can always paste it ❤️

https://www.tumblr.com/natlysblog/773716100837949440 <- btw heres that post you might know thats also about this trick

[oceandiagonale]

mutually fools 😌

🌈🌈🌈

[pendogcreative]

Good morning, can I hear some hums of excitement?

[pendogcreative]

Raise your voices! You’re the future of America! The next generation of mothers! Make your voices LOUD AND HUM.

[pendogcreative]

The queen will see you now

https://pendogcreativelibrary.org/updates/falling-into-new-habits

[hellspawnmotel]

rebirth

[anadapta]

"The south and southwesterly coast are optimistically called 'adventurous terroir'. They are unpopular isthmae, even without the blue-plaquing, given there's no more need for lighthouses." 🖼️ Prints   💎 Commissions  🔴  Website   ☕ Kofi   

[anadapta]

10min 1 brush no undo warmups :] 🖼️ Prints   💎 Commissions  🔴  Website   ☕ Kofi   

[anadapta]

I made a robot. Erm, objecthead. Robojecthead? 🖼️ Prints   💎 Commissions  🔴  Website   ☕ Kofi   

[anadapta]

"[...] The largest of seven valleys, runs straight from the epicentre to the West coast. It stops on the way for a sip and a dip at fifteen villages, before slipping apologetically into the sea via the canals of the island's largest port town (often flooded)."

🖼️ Prints   💎 Commissions  🔴  Website   ☕ Kofi   

[outsidewolves]

[commonblackbirdxx]

How to train your dragon: The hidden world alternate ending where the dragons doesn't go into hiding.

They managed to integrate with humans until the modern world. The story of Hiccup and his dragon riders survived to the modern day.

So modern people are just completely blasé about them

Part 1

[yuroilover]

green.. green what are you doing....

wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle

[yuroilover]

umm... i dont see anything suspicious....

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

amy pond will forever be Thee Girl Of All Time like no one was doing it like her

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

she doesn't fit in anywhere her whole life- she's a children's storybook character in a sci-fi show, she's a scottish girl in a small english village, she's an orphan with parents, she's a child at heart surrounded by adults her own age, she's a futuristic woman living in the past. her entire town knows her as the insane but beautiful girl who lives alone in a big house and won't give up on imaginary friends. her head is up in the stars so much that there was a timeline where she was the only one who remembered stars used to exist. the end of the universe was based entirely around what she loved and could not remember. she has memories of two different lifetimes in her head at the same time. she legally owns the colors blue and yellow. she loves arts and crafts. she is deathly afraid of the thought of growing up and everything she's ever let go of has claw marks left on it. she hypersexualized herself to get people to like her enough to look past the 'mad little girl' title they gave her. vincent van gogh dedicated her favorite painting to her. she prays to santa claus. she's been a stripper, a travel journalist, a supermodel, and a children's fantasy author. she knows exactly how cool she is. she wears motherhood like a scar. she saved a star whale. she accidentally became the doctor's mother in law twice. she has the longest legs in the known universe. she loves so deeply it transcends memory. she saved dinosaurs in space with nefertiti. she married her childhood best friend. her name sounds like a fairytale character and she wanted her daughter's name to sound like a superhero character. she met herself and immediately started flirting. she put on little red rain boots and a paddington bear coat to run away with a stranger in her garden. she spent all night out there and never really left in her head. she kept biting her psychiatrists. she's the concept of whimsy stuffed into a denim skirt. she bought her younger self ice cream to make her feel better. she has her own perfume line. a folktale was inspired by how much her and her fiancé loved each other. she probably read her own books growing up. she's unapologetic. she's confident. she's selfish and it's not a flaw. she can't drive. she loves playing dress up. she's painfully compassionate. she got to kill her and her daughter's abuser. as scared as she was of growing up, the doctor will forever remember her as a brave little girl. she's bursting at the seams with love. and her hair is SO orange.

[clannfearrunt]

Did you know: you can use a deck of cards to stop a giant spinning sawblade?

[adastrabbit]

i made a new Tomodachi Life island on a seperate profile and you can probably guess the idea behind it

[elexecution]

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

[orangenjoyer]

"lets try to make a comic thatll be fun" <- i hate everything now