怠け者の世界

二十歳

[heartsfemme]

women are… like pasta

[heartsfemme]

i love eating both

[agentintellect]

janelle monae wrote this at 2:30 am from her samsung smart fridge

[emotionalgf-deactivated20190226]

[bahrains]

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

[lilmamabeyellin]

u ever look so good that u know ur making ppl feel uncomfortable?

[3rdeyechakra]

[rashemibabe]

thats innovative as fuck

[chilewithcarnage]

this is the cutest shit ive ever seen.jpg

[zhewhoisfate]

Me, watching my mutuals speak other languages, not understanding a single word: fucking superb you funky little bilinguals

[thembofication]

אני אוהב אותך!!!

[zhewhoisfate]

Me, sobbing: fucfink sup erbb,

[ratsbby]

Everyone on tumblr rn

[redsatinsheets]

men really be in their mid 20’s & 30’s projecting their unresolved issues on women lmao go to a fucking therapist bitch

[davidalleynes]

power move: exclusively referring to sports played by women as “sports” and all the men’s sports exclusively as “men’s sports”

[davidalleynes]

referring to athletes who are women as “athletes” and athletes who are men as “male athletes”

[virglns]

literally all I do is daydream about impossible scenarios 

[cutejellybeanss]

theres something fun about wasting time reading about celebrities and zodiac signs like it wont really change our life but we still do it

[aphadorothy]

i thought im the only one who felt this way

[voguediet]

no I do too don’t worry I think we are normal

[carionaaffiliates]

since yall love to waste time:

Aries: how dangerous are you based on your zodiac sign

Taurus: what is your zodiac moon sign

Gemini: what engagement ring is best for you

Cancer: who’s your disney prince soulmate

Leo: what is your zodiac sign based on your personality

Virgo: what should your zodiac sign actually be

Libra: find the perfect wedding dress based on your zodiac sign

Scorpio: what grosses your zodiac sign most

Sagittarius: your dream job based on your zodiac sign

Capricorn: which sign you definitely shouldn’t you date

Aquarius:  your zodiac sign based on these relationship questions

Pisces: what zodiac sign is your true love

bonus: only a true astrologer can score 10/12 on this test 

[pepethefrogblog]

what on earth is that gif for

[littleemobunnny]

its because he scored 9/12 on the astrologer test

[prokopetz]

It always bugs me when people describe Shakespeare’s plays as “timeless”. Yes, the plots in their broad strokes are easily adapted to any era, but the plays as written are literally the opposite of timeless. Dude was obsessed with pop culture, and practically every other line is either an obscure metatextual in-joke or a reference to something that Only 1590s Kids Will Get – that’s why the annotations are longer than the actual text!

[ramenuzumaki]

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[theselfcarelifestyle]

A day of rest is never a wasted day. Just because you didn’t do anything productive by societies standards, does not mean you have thrown a day away. A day of rest is good for you health - mental and physical. A day of rest is good for inspiring creativity and motivation.

[goatfrog]

wake me up (before you go go) can’t wake up (before you go go) save me (don’t leave me hanging on like a yo yo)

[theredpelican]

listen i might be drunk but im right. art & literature & nature & music make life worth living. people who look like they were ripped out of a caravaggio painting make life worth living. go organize a bacchanal in the woods. take pics of your lover in your hotel room in venice. who cares if there’s a void in your soul. who cares if you can’t get attached to anyone. neither can michelangelo’s david.

[meanplastic]

the spiders in my house watching me put up spider webs as halloween decorations