Bees, Trees, and Spindly Knees

Jocularity, jocularity!

[iamtallandthin]

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[bassiter]

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[theaussielemming]

I know this is supposed to be relaxing and whatever. But you say ‘desert’, and I can’t hear the music in the beginning. And honestly what it sounds like is me driving alone down a straight dark road. Then suddenly some four-wheel drive comes up real close behind me with this music turned up loud, coming out the open windows, but I can’t quite see the driver for the glare of their headlights. So I try to turn off onto a dirt track but it’s still following me… 

THE LYRICS ARE SO SINISTER. 

[catasters]

[valtsv]

i get all of my fashion tips from the muppets

[valtsv]

these guys unironically inspire every single outfit i wear

[1st-1]

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

fuck dude it sure is

[chadgamer]

direct action

[coffee-and-adventures]

Getting out of bed is such a struggle but it has a beautiful reward: coffee.

[goblinposting]

*sits in the void*

[curseworm]

my whole existence is a rube goldberg machine to feed some worms

[thrusticus]

[foxesonstilts]

#did alan grant write this 

[karrakazz]

me, mentally projecting at other women on the night bus: we are allies. if you need me, i will come to your aid

other women on the night bus, returning my mental projection: allies we are. also i love your raincoat.

[doctorwhorama]

[arabellesicardi]

im the robot

[bassiter]

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Take Me Home, Country Roads by John Denver except it’s playing from your neighbor’s radio that you can hear from your back porch, which you sit out on to relax in spite of the loud buzzing from the lightbulb and the hoards of moths that flock to it on summer evenings like this.

[1dietcokeinacan]

IF WE WANT THE REWARDS OF BEING LOVED WE MUST SUBMIT TO THE MORTIFYING ORDEAL OF BEING KNOWN!!!!

[deadpanwalking]

[wingkink]

Therapists are just…. Common sense filters

[wingkink]

Me: yeah so I just don’t have the energy to get up and make myself a sandwich or wait for something to cook so I just. Don’t

Her: why don’t you just eat the sandwich components without putting them together

Me:

Her: you can just eat a handful of cheese and some sandwich meat. You don’t have to make a sandwich.

Me:

Me: what

[luidilovins]

You dont have to make the sandwitch

[sdfasfasdfrtdshdyjartbdfgqerg1]

we’re all one race

the daytona 500

[necrofuturism]

this is indianapolis 500 erasure

[d1rtypaws]

When someone is explaining something to you and you get hit with the realization that you haven’t retained anything that has been said to you and the moment they stop talking you won’t be able to recall any part of it