hehe *gets lost at sea*

 ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　she/her. 18. soup enthusiast.　 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

[ark-blocks]

They’re coming to give you love and support

[ark-blocks]

They, on the other hand, are not.

[susuubi]

ngl I would fuck octo-herobrine

[gayboyadvance-deactivated202202]

a rivalry but only one of them is taking it seriously

[gayboyadvance-deactivated202202]

rival: Don’t you see?! We’re destined to be rivals! Fate has tied us together… Our meeting was written in the stars… It’s our destiny to fight! protagonist: ok cool man. anyway wanna play mario kart

[basic-banshee]

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

[basic-banshee]

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

Well, which one is it going to be?

[basic-banshee]

And so it begins

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

[basic-banshee]

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

[basic-banshee]

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

[basic-banshee]

Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

[justluckyiguess]

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

[basic-banshee]

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

[basic-banshee]

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

[cooliopumpkin]

[basic-banshee]

This is the feedback I’ve been looking for

[kiaraalazulu]

the strawberry dresses were made for mailee🍓

[cryptidw00rm-archive]

some souyo in a photobooth (ft chie) as a big HAPPY BIRTHDAY to @hurricanesunny !!!!!

(⚠️ not free to use ⚠️)

[mothgeist]

i cropped some japanese animal stickers and made these icons if anyone wants 2 use them feel free! 

[remedytherat-deactivated2023072]

Starbucks funded the police in Atlanta so here’s their recipes

[everthefractal]

do you have a link to the images cause they’re a little small and compressed

[remedytherat-deactivated2023072]

Here’s the tweet I got it from

[lowkeysaurus]

Found these when going through the notes, so unashamedly reblogging.

[mega-taiga]

tshirt that says WOMEN LOVE ME CREEPERS FEAR ME

[1tobio]

ｂａｂｙ          ｔｏｂｉｏ

[an-terra]

seriously is there anything sexier than sustainable farming

[eregyrn-falls]

I thought there might be a lot of other people who would benefit from reading this, too.

(Original tweet.)

[jossujb]

Compilation

[mosslover65]

daily reminder eat Moss

[cabin-13]

nico is sick of this flesh prison

[blackness-by-your-side]

The sign of high quality is the fact the book was banned by the government. Trash literature NEVER EVER had any troubles with the law.

[cuntybearjamboree]

FARENHEIT 451 IS ON THE BANNED BOOKS LIST??? IT’S LITERALLY ABOUT THE SOCIETAL DANGERS OF BANNING/OUTLAWING/BURNING BOOKS ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[dancing-coyote]

That’s the reason it’s on the bloody list.

BECAUSE IT’S ABOUT HOW BANNING AND BURNING BOOKS IS WRONG.

[unlimitedgamesbutnogames]

HERE’S ALL THE PDF VERSIONS I COULD FIND SINCE WE’RE ALL IN QUARANTINE AND WE CAN’T PHYSICALLY GET THE BOOKS WE DON’T HAVE

The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

The Autobiography of Malcolm X

Beloved

Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee (this was the only free version I could find, and it’s a downloadable thing, so do so with caution)

The Call of the Wild

Catch-22 (it was either this version or one where the entire thing was in comic sans font)

The Catcher in the Rye

Fahrenheit 451

For Whom the Bell Tolls

Gone With the Wind

The Grapes of Wrath

The Great Gatsby

Howl

In Cold Blood

Invisible Man

The Jungle (personally I don’t like this formatting, but the site doesn’t look sketchy so…) - there’s also this which is the proper book format in a pdf, but it’s directly photocopied so it might be hard to read some of the print

Leaves of Grass

Moby Dick

Native Son

Our Bodies, Ourselves (we learned about this one in APUSH!)

The Red Badge of Courage

The Scarlet Letter

COULD NOT FIND Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (the ebook is 47 fucking dollars??? and i can’t even find sketchy websites that’ll let me download a pdf. if anyone manages to find a link, lmk please)

Stranger in a Strange Land

A Streetcar Named Desire

Their Eyes Were Watching God

To Kill a Mockingbird

Uncle Tom’s Cabin

Where the Wild Things Are (this is a slideshow!!!! how fun)

COULD NOT FIND The Words of Cesar Chavez (however I did manage to download the first 71 pages of the book from EBSCO and I put it here but I couldn’t get the rest. sorry y’all)

[emeraldscholar]

rebloggan 4 links

[willow-wanderings]

“We need to ban these dangerous books or The Youth will turn out wrong!”

“Guys…. Like half of these were required reading when I was in school and look how I- YOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

No joke, every single write up I ever got in school was either “defiance of authority” or “had the unmittigated gall to practice self-defence when violently attacked by another student” and, on a few particularly entertaining ocassions, both! Apparently I should have just blithely accepted having my head repeatedly bashed against a concrete wall and apologized to the bully who tried to kill me for being such an inconvenience. FUCK. THAT. SHIT.

READ THE FUCK OUT OF BANNED BOOKS, KIDS!

[hibiscusheadlamp]

READ THE BOOKS.

[joleanart]

just a couple of praetors being dudes - this is a commission i did a while ago and forgot to post it. oops

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bisexualbaker]

[Image: Tweet by Sophie Lagacé ( @MechanteAnemone ): Hot take: if public schools are shifting to online classes, then internet is a basic service and everyone should have access.]

[alexseanchai]

internet has been a basic service and everyone should have access

(how many job applications can—and I am talking about pre-lockdown here—how many job applications can be submitted offline and without an email address these days? how many university courses can one pass without the ability to check email outside classroom hours?)

but there are rules about cutting off people’s access to basic utilities and there are rules about how much it’s permissible to charge for utilities, and therefore acknowledging that internet is a utility would make capitalists sad