It is not a deer, and maybe never was.

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[dappermouth]

just saw a bee so large i had to sit down

[photo1030]

No Offense

Summary:  You unintentionally offend Arthur while out in town.

Warnings:  Swearing & language; angst with some fluffy stuff 

*Full disclosure, the line in the story “not everyone’s cup of tea” is taken from a meme that I saw. I tried to rework it so it is not blatant plagiarism 

*This image belongs to @lady-of-blackwater

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[lowkeysaurus]

Thinking about a jaime lannister x reader series…

[lowkeysaurus]

anyone feel like... sfw peter parker/draco malfoy anon? bcs w everything going on rn I NEED one thanks

[tshifty]

when i say “unfollow me if you support trump” im not saying it ironically. no, seriously, if you support trump then i dont want your disgraceful ass to be in any way associated with my blog. get out.

[lowkeysaurus]

Hello! I've just found your blog and I followed immediately, this is defo somewhere I can see myself hanging haha 💕 I was wondering if your ship requests are open because they are absolutely amazing? no worries if not and sorry for bothering you. I hope you're well 🖤

Hey! This took a while to answer because I've actually had COVID, but I'm better now and willing to write again. They are indeed open and I have some now that have probably been in my askbox for months, lol. For anyone watching, you can expect to see those answered soon!

As for you, dearie, I'm glad you followed!! That's very kind of you, and I'd love to talk to you more!

[quarter-veela-deactivated202208]

My ideal fancast for the Blacks :):)

Ben Barnes as a young Sirius Black

Skandar Keynes as young Regulus Black

Michelle Dockery as Walburga Black 

Colin Firth as Orion Black 

Luke Evans as Alphard Black

Hugh Jackman as Cygnus Black III

Kirsten Dunst as Druella Black (neé Rosier)

Katie Mcgrath as young Bellatrix Lestrange (neé Black)

Keira Knightley as Andromeda Tonks (neé Black)

Rosamund Pike as young Narcissa Malfoy (neé Black)

[lowkeysaurus]

don't mind me, i need this for a sec

[cathwritestragediesnotsins]

REBLOG IF YOU DON’T MIND WRITERS TAKING TIME OFF FOR THEIR MENTAL HEALTH

[stacee-not-jaxx]

No seriously of all things to even take from that Actor on Actor session to be mad about 🥴

[siancore]

Why do people think it’s okay to do this? What the fuck is wrong with people? 

For those who need to hear it: You don’t know this man personally and have no right to act this way toward him. You think because you say shit to random people on the internet and get in arguments over your white faves that you can say whatever the fuck you want to someone you don’t know; someone who works hard to entertain us? You’re a shitcunt if you ever do this. It’s insulting, rude, and disrespectful.

 Anthony Mackie doesn’t deserve half the shit this poxy fandom throws at him.

Oh, and he is the lead of the show. The show has been reported to focus primarily on Sam Wilson’s arc. Sam Fucking Wilson and his journey to becoming Captain America. 

I love Bucky, but he has to wait his turn. We Sam Wilson fans have waited and waited and now he’s finally getting what he deserves and you dickheads are talking shit to the actor who plays him before the show’s even finished production? Fuck. Right. Off. 

Seriously, people should just fuck off out the fandom right now because Mackie’s Sam Wilson is the main character and the next Captain America. 

Also, why do fandom have to make every single motherfucking thing about their white faves? Why? I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again: Insulting Mackie and Sam Wilson while stanning Bucky isn’t gonna make Sebastian Stan notice you. He’s not gonna put on Bucky’s metal arm and raw you. 

[callmeorange-deactivated2020110]

Anthony Mackie is the lead of this show and racists can DIE MAD about it

[tonkysexist]

As a Bucky stan-

SAM WILSON IS THE LEAD OF THIS SHOW

also Seb would not be happy with y’all for this shit.

thank you xo

[honeyloverogers-deactivated2022]

WHY’D YOU CROP THEIR @ THO I JUST WANNA TALK

[lowkeysaurus]

😳 some Bucky stans really do just be something else these days

[lowkeysaurus]

I just want to read Tony Stark x Reader but his tag is full of everything except him.

[savioursteve]

I would trust sam wilson with my life

[lowkeysaurus]

So, you guys like me, right? Or well you like my stories but me as well, by extension. If you could all do me a favour and go follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/lucifenway you’d be a big help!! Ty <3 Also, if you’re on Wolvden, mine is kelp#5310!! it’s open to the public as of today, go ahead and add me for discounted studs/pups!

[kennessyyyyy]

This blog wants justice for black people.

[lowkeysaurus]

Guys should I write for Narnia? Would y'all like that? Lmk

[sexceptionul]

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

[thedanliest]

why on earth doesn’t this have more notes

[outtelligent]

I actually had to do this once. She lived.

[faeirytale]

if you scroll past this on your dash you are absolutely heartless.

[natalie-as-herself]

Reblog this!! This can save somebody’s life!

[aika-chan01]

reblog.

help.

do not scroll down.

[nonextistentttttt-deactivated20]

I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE SCROLLS PAST THIS WITHOUT REBLOGGING I WILL LITTERALLY FIND THEM AND GIVE THEM A LECTURE

[danqueray-deactivated20200703]

may I just update this?

see the little thing that says help?

[josephdreemuur-moved]

Don’t ever scroll past this post. FUCKING NEVER SCROLL PAST!!!

[xcassidy]

🌸🌸🌸

[undiagnosed-autism-things]

Anyone know where it is on mobile ???

[i-am-a-moron-deactivated2020051]

You report the user, choose “something else”, scroll down and choose “suicide or self harm”

[femur-theif]

DO NOT SCROLL DOWN

REBLOG TO LITERALLY SAVE A LIVE

[im-just-trying-to-survive-man]

PLEASE REBLOG

[incorrect-cyana-quotes]

This is to important to pass up. Save someone’s life.

[lowkeysaurus]

Also for the Hp ship, if u don’t mind doing marauders era? Idk if ur okay with that but if u are I’d like that pls!

Sure thing! I'll do your request tomorrow since it's currently 1am and I'm tired

[lowkeysaurus]

Hello! Would u need me to send the ship again? Would you still be willing to do it?

Of course! I'll still do it, sorry for the inconvenience