Q

25, still alive

[gddr6]

[takes a single step out of bed after 8 hours of sleep]

[bluecheer]

i had a dream that the simpsons cartoon was based off a real family and i found this out because i was in a restaurant and the head chef came out took off his hat and announced, “ladies and gentlemen, homer simpson has died”

[slightmood]

my surprise soup themed wedding

me: *rolls a single can of soup down the aisle before I start walking*

guests: ?????????????????????????????

me: :)

[catchymemes]

[neotrances-deactivated]

itsso unbelievably funny seeing babies in public like ones that look like they just popped out a day ago and theyre looking around just silent…little feller don’t even know they on earth..they not even conscious…

[neotrances-deactivated]

month old baby in a crowded 7 eleven watching hot dogs roll on a steamer unaware theyre even alive:

[doggosource]

the only 3 moods 

[spndxjck-deactivated20230506]

[that-one-support]

[127leilas]

im no boobologist but ill take a look

[memewhore]

[bloggerihardlyknower]

This might be the worst offer I've ever received but it would take all of my strength to not accept.

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

werewolf boyfriend simulator

[despazito]

I want to be a house un-flipper. I want to buy expensive houses and make them look so shitty it devalues the entire neighbourhood

[tenisperfection]

possibly one of the most hilarious exchanges on doctor who 

[wanderer0fw0rlds]

Honestly all the conversations between the Daleks and Cybermen in this episode were fucking gold

[bisexualgambit]

[toastbutteregg]

@thomasjmorrison // fb

[rocktheholygrail]

#domestic murder husbands

[webkinzcat]

[bob-belcher]

Schmigadoon’s motto is “We always strive for peace and happiness”

[smolmeg]

wake up babe new jesus just dropped

[bizarrobrain]

“Love your enemies! For they are tasty! Prey on those who persecute you! In that way, you will be acting as true children of your Father in heaven. For he gives his waters to both the evil and the good, and he sends storms on the just and the unjust alike.”