clown shit

[lmaonade]

a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

[feraligatr]

jack of no trades. master of fuck all

[lmaonade]

you ever been 24 minutes into a 47 minute long youtube video and you're randomly like wait i dont care about this at all. and just leave

[evilvillain123456789]

yo yo wait that reminds me of something really funny i saw once, hold on--(you watch me open my phone browser and manually and correctly type the entire url of a specific tumblr post)

[paxamericana]

[anxietyproblem]

[theehorsepusssy]

[anxietyproblem]

[lmaonade]

hey sorry if i was offputting and strange and bizarre and weird as fuck last night i was just being myself

[anxietyproblem]

[weaver-z]

Having a really good time on r/castiron

[feraligatr]

drunk and high in Montréal and trying to find le toilettes on a grade 9 french education level

[memorycycle]

and another thing

and another thing

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[striders]

today courtney and i saw an ad for a kickstarter for ketchup slices. like squares of dehydrated fruit-rollup-esque ketchup leather. and hours later i’m still fucking furious

[sourcandeyes]

t-tomatoes?

[striders]

no like literal ketchup leather

that’s a fucking grilled cheese with a dried ketchup slice. like they made a whole sheet of the crust around the cap of the ketchup bottle. i’m livid

[randomitemdrop]

Item: package of 20 slices of ketchup leather

[crevicedwelling]

I was meant to be a shrimp

[escuerzoresucitado]