another incorrect svt blog

things i randomly said w/my squad or shitty quotes i saw on internet but instead there are svt members, enjoy

[yeaimfishboi]

SEVENTEEN as Iconic How I Met Your Mother Moments.

Seungcheol:

Seguir leyendo

[svtasquad]

seungcheol: i'm sorry for calling you a stupid but whEN I ASKED YOU HOW TO SPELL ORANGE AND YOU ASKED BACK "FRUIT OR COLOR?" YOU CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD

soonyoung: :(

[svtasquad]

whenever i'm sad, i stop being sad and be awesome instead

chan, probably

[svtasquad]

minghao: i could stand to do something stupid

soonyoung: i'm something stupid, do me

[moonsjun-archive]

giggly dance trainer minghao 🥰

[svtasquad]

i was expecting a rlly badass dance mentor, but he's out there just being the freakin' cutest teacher eVER WTF I LOVE YOU

[svtasquad]

the worst part about being sick is receiving visits

wonwoo, probably

[svtasquad]

wonwoo: there's a japanese legend that says your actual face was the face of the love of your past life

minghao: what a poor taste i had

junhui: can't relate

[svtasquad]

jihoon: oh god, i was too drunk last night, what did i do?

mingyu: don't worry, you just told me to fuck off

mingyu: actually you told me to fuck off so many times that the eleventh didn't hurt anymore

[svtasquad]

they have a lot of talent to talk damn nonsense stuff

seungcheol, probably

[svtasquad]

jihoon: let's go out for dinner

soonyoung: sure, how about burger king?

wonwoo: i was craving some chinese food

junhui: there is also burger king in china

[svtasquad]

jisoo: they were acting like idiots, so i blocked them all, skereeee

jeonghan: wow, you said "skere"

jisoo: i know please kill me

[svtasquad]

either being gay or being straight i still rather being dead

wonwoo, probably

[svtasquad]

chan: so, junhui asked you out? i bet you both are gonna play UNO all night(;

minghao: yeah we will

chan: y'know that's a code right?

chan: YOU'RE GONNA PLAY UNO

chan: ALL NIGHT

chan: hehe just kidding

minghao: yeah we will

chan: ._.

[svtasquad]

jihoon: hey

minghao, one hour later: what's up

jihoon, three hours later: hello

minghao, two hours later: hi

jihoon, five hours later: hi

minghao, one whole day later: gn hyung

[svtasquad]

seungkwan: i'm homosexualizing you with my homosexualizer laser

seungkwan: PIUM PIUM, homosexualized

[svtasquad]

/watching an artistic movie, and suddenly a nudes scene appears/

svt, completely unamused and concentrated:

soonyoung, looking all round:

soonyoung: if nobody's gonna say it i will

soonyoung: was that a flaccid penis?

[svtasquad]

minghao: i dare you to eat that cockroach

mingyu: OH NO, NOT AGA-

minghao: pussy if you don't

mingyu: THAT'S NOT-

minghao: pussy if you don't

mingyu: right seokmin tell this bitc-

seokmin: pussy if you don't

mingyu, already taking the cockroach: I FUCKING HATE YOU BOTH