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[swagblazenerd]

"Are you sure this is legal?" // [text]: This is why you're my best friend.

“Am I sure this is legal...? No. Am I sure this is not legal? No. Should I have googled before execution? Probably. ... Is this gonna be fun? Hell yeah. Not to mention it’s totally awesome secret agent training.” He threw an arm around his shorter friend’s shoulders, pulling him in close. “We just gotta find a way in...”

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[text]: who else would give u qualitea matthew mcconaughey impressions ovr the phone when ur blue

[text]: hey hey hey

[swagblazenerd]

"Are we really just friends, then?"//✎//[text]: Guess who just got back in town.

Look, don’t get him wrong -- he always kinda knew there was somethin’ going on between them. Kidhood best friends, did everything together... she was even his first kiss. And yeah, lookin’ back, maybe he did have something of a crush on her as a teenager -- but then again, who didn’t? Outside the scope of bein’ his then-BFF, she was also Quinn freakin’ Fabray, the most beautiful girl in school, and every time she walked into a room he felt like he was havin’ a baby Anakin “Are you an angel?” moment. ... Even if The Phantom Menace sucked ass, his analogy was pretty spot on.

But now... things were different. “I dunno, Quinn,” he finally said as he scratched at the small amount of facial hair he had at the moment -- somewhat of a nervous tick. “I mean, you come back here -- you’re gorgeous... not that you’ve ever not been -- and I... I really freakin’ care about you. But you didn’t come back alone, you brought that -- that doucheface...” He guffawed in a frustrated sorta way, rubbing the back of his neck. And then he gave her a final shrug. “I know I’ve always been the kinda guy to swoop in and get the girl... or try... but... I think you gotta make this decision for yourself. Do you have feelings for me?”

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[text]: omgosh! quinn! no way

[text]: whend u land?? and why didnt u tell me 

[text]: lets do somethin imediately

[swagblazenerd]

an extensive prompt masterlist pt. 2

( SEND ME A SENTENCE FOR MY MUSE'S RESPONSE. )

"Are we really just friends, then?"

"Do you want me to leave?"

"I can't believe you!"

"I swear it won't happen again."

"What did you say?"

"I'm not jealous, why would you say that?"

"Why are you smiling so much today?"

"You're jealous, aren't you?"

"They were just a friend, okay? Nothing more."

"When you said you loved me, I thought it was going to be forever."

"I'm sorry I called you at 3AM. I needed you."

"Maybe I was wrong. I don't need you in my life."

"We can't keep doing this."

"I don't want to be your secret, anymore."

"I have the right to know what's going on!"

"The police are coming."

"I might have had a few shots."

"Are you sure this is legal?"

"Isn't this amazing?"

"I'm going to take care of you, okay?"

"I don't need your sympathy."

"I'll miss you when you leave."

"You have to believe me."

"I'm a monster."

"You shouldn't love me."

"Stay the night. Please."

"You can't die. Please don't die."

"Run away with me."

"It's about the baby. It's yours."

"I wish this could last forever, don't you?"

( SEND ME A SYMBOL FOR A DRABBLE/AU ABOUT OUR MUSES. )

❤: the morning after.

♛: my muse finds your muse after they ran away.

✎: a journal entry about your muse written by my muse.

▲: my muse is dying in your muse's arms.

▼: your muse is dying in my muse's arms.

★: our muses go stargazing.

✌: our muses spending christmas together.

☯: our muses share a new years' kiss.

✿: my muse gives yours a gift.

☠: your muse comes back to my muse's doorstep 5 years after their death was announced.

♒: our muses spend a day at the beach.

➳: your muse says their first "i love you" to my muse.

☁: my muse says their first "i love you" to your muse.

☏: my muse's voicemail to your muse after a huge fight.

💍: our muse's wedding day.

( SEND ME A TEXT FOR MY MUSE'S RESPONSE. )

[text]: What do you want now?

[text]: So that wasn't you leaving the bar with another person?

[text]: Goodnight, I love you.

[text]: This is why you're my best friend.

[text]: Help, I'm lost.

[text]: Do you want to bet on that?

[text]: I miss you so much, you have no idea.

[text]: Guess who just got back in town.

[text]: So I might be in a hospital right now.

[text]: So... I just broke up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.

[text]: We're breaking up.

[text]: We can't keep doing this anymore!

[text]: Come on, come to the party!

[text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive.

[text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up.

[text]: I can't believe I wasted my first kiss on you.

[text]: I overheard what you said. I didn't know that's what you thought of me.

[text]: I call bullshit.

[text]: You thought you could get away with that, didn't you?

[text]: There's nothing you can do to get me back.

[swagblazenerd]

ofmymuses‌:

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