bubblegum bitch

yeehaw

[thecureinorange-deactivated2021]

bored of all my music so i think im just gonna start hitting people with large blunt objects

[thedankmemes]

[ruraldeprivation-deactivated202]

[valtsv]

fascinated by how "dislocate" seems to be a word used almost exclusively to refer to the misalignment of bodies, or parts of the body, from their proper place. it's distinctly anatomical. you don't say "i dislocated my keys" for instance, even though that's technically a correct and coherent sentence.

[valtsv]

on the other hand, it would be really funny to say "i misplaced my shoulder" to announce a devastating injury

[valtsv]

it went that way 👉

[firefox-official]

you're remarkably cordial/courteous/polite for someone who uses tumblr

kill yourself

[bakwaaas]

public transport princess

[insomniac-arrest]

it’s so bizarre when animated American films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no damn sense!! like

WHY IS SHE MORE FRENCH THAN THE REST OF THEM???

[insomniac-arrest]

WHY ARE THESE GUYS MORE SCOTTISH THAN THE KIDS??

(also, aren’t they Vikings or something?)

[bramblepatch]

To be fair, almost everyone in Ratatouille does have a French accent. The real question is why Linguini and also all the rats sound intensely American

If it was just the rats I’d say it’s because the movie can be interpreted to mean that the rats understand but don’t necessarily speak human languages so the rat dialog isn’t literally taking place the way we see it but that doesn’t explain why Linguini has a rat accent

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

LINGUINI HAS A RAT ACCENT 

[noah-moth-cursed-chaos]

Do we ever hear like

For sure that Linguini grew up in France tho?

It could be possible he’s just an American immigrant

[burningivy]

I mean his name is Alfredo Linguini so I always assumed he was Italian

[noah-moth-cursed-chaos]

I’m sorry his first name is Alfredo?

[noah-moth-cursed-chaos]

What

[insomniac-arrest]

ALFREDO???

[bauliya]

he’s American you guys his mother was American it was mentioned in the beginning

[insomniac-arrest]

I’m sorry, I’ve moved on to the fact his mother was going through her cupboard for baby names

[ohemaa-warrior]

Alfredo was a name before it was a sauce let’s go over the movie from the top again

[dappercyborg]

This is Alfredo di Lelio (right) the inventor of fettuccine Alfredo, he’d come out to the table and make it in front of you by hand

The chap on the left is an airport

[ceekari]

I think you might have your left and right mixed up, my friend

[gogogadgetgolem]

Great post everyone. Hit the showers.

[whatamidoingqueer]

dev deshpande truly only had two thoughts circulating throughout this entire book and i respect him so hard for that 🫡

[swaggy-frogs]

i know smoking cigarettes is bad but guys… you have to admit its at least a little bit hot. theres something sexy and mysterious about it

[dafrogblog]

frogs should legally be allowed to run for president

[ouroborosmotifs]

have been fundamentally changed as a person (<- read a good book)

[whimsicalfairytales]

"Why do you even care about some bullshit drama??"

You misunderstand me. I am simply a nosy bitch who is incapable of shutting the fuck up.

[sketchdeath]

you know come to think of it i don't believe those men were ever truly sorry for party rocking

[ritikajyala]

He asked me when I fell in love with him and I knew it sounded dramatic to say the moment I saw him, so I told him this story of my grandma who had Alzheimer's- she forgot her name and the words for fruit and food, she forgot her address and how to use the washroom, all her life lost to the disease. The only thing she remembered was her son's name and when that began to fade, the one thing she always remembered was that she loved him, even in illness, even in insanity. She saw this 6 foot 2 man with a scrubby beard and she didn't know him but she said she trusted him, she asked him to hold her hand when she died. When does memory end and love begin? All I know is- she loved him before she remembered him.

-Ritika Jyala, excerpt from The world is a sphere of ice and our hands are made of fire

[firefox-official]

kinda gay to be a private investigator. whos privates are you investigating

[swaggy-frogs]

seems a bit fruity

[horseshoecrabman]

imagine: you call an uber and while the car approaches, you notice the tinted windows and cant see anyone in the car, making you nervous, and yet you get in, only to realize….

theres just a small frog in the drivers seat.

[bambibeckett]

“what’s your best childhood memory?” bold of you to assume i have childhood memories