breathe

kelly you are so very strong [she/her/hers]

[deerledo]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!

[stephrc79]

So I’m staying at a friend’s house in Boston

And in their guest room is a door.

And my first thought was closet. Just an ordinary, tiny, New England closet.

But no!

There are STAIRS in that closet!

Now where do those stairs go, you may ask?

Up to the black void attic of course.

But you know, it doesn’t seem to end there.

Because for reasons no one seems to know, this door deadbolts from inside. There’s nothing but a black void up there. Why must it lock on that side of it???

Of course, it was then that I spotted something else.

Why yes, those ARE scratch marks on the inside of the door. Which, one might think dog because they’re so low on the door (only a third of the way up).

But you know, this wouldn’t be fun if that was all there was.

That deadbolt has scratches all around it too.

Funzies!

Because guess what.

That deadbolt is five feet off the ground. And there is no dog in this house tall enough to reach it.

Pretty sure I just entered a horror film.

[teratomarty]

Gotta love Boston architecture.

[daxdraggon]

You’re friend’s a werewolf don’t be afraid just support them.

[petty-davis-eyes-deactivated202]

Im moving in

[straightboyfriend]

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[tastefullyoffensive]

I’m lovin it.

[heartstoppercomic]

[everyonesastar13]

This is everything

[andyxguzman]

I’m sitting here trying not to cry in public because this was so fucking beautiful

[xdgxrduh-deactivated20210115]

this was SO CUTE

[trasemc]

Huskies gives me life

[dreamsuggestion-deactivated2019]

the sky is the ultimate art gallery just above us

[unit08deactivated-deactivated20]

Wtf im going to feed my dog a chicken nugget

[unit08deactivated-deactivated20]

[russiawave]

please don’t knock, the cat has the keys

[assassinationtipsforladies]

So to visit them you must first catch their cat? That is some task for potential suitors in medieval epic poetry shit

[gendertrickery]

Befriend. If the cat doesn’t like you, human inside probably won’t either.

[lifeofkj]

Real life videogame level.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Sidequest

Befriend the cat who is the KEEPER OF THE KEYS

[myriceballs-blog]

I’VE FOUND THE POST. I MAY DIE IN PEACE

[tagurself]

[theheartbrokenlibertarian]

Do NOT bother my boy. 

DO. FUCKING. NOT.

What a wonderful way to wake up! Every little boy deserves a dog, and every dog deserves a little boy.

[onemancabaret-deactivated202412]

WHEN HE PULLS THE BLANKET BACK OVER HIM AND GIVES HIM A KISS ON THE NOSE REBLOG IF YOU AGREE

[anarcho-communism-revolution]

[atreides-paul-deactivated202301]

A raccoon, a tree and a disney princess

[eroscestlavie]

dogspotting: 20 pictures a day of dogs on a leash in the downtown area of some small city 

catspotting:

[lovingrot]

me when i hear a single pluck on a banjo:

[theperksofbeingafluteplayer]

when I was in 8th grade, this guy in my last class of the day leaned over to me and said “everyone thinks I’m wearing plaid shorts, but they’re really just boxers”

and sure enough, upon closer inspection, they were indeed just boxers

this kid just up and didn’t wear pants to school and no one noticed

I think about it a lot

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you met a god of yore

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

he lived many people’s nightmares like it’s nothing

[thegleamoftheknife]