its not so bad

i write things, i listen, i complain

[januaryfruits]

80s practical effects❤️❤️❤️

[thesoldiersminute]

Hellraiser 1987 | Clive Barker

[portia-wife-of-brutus]

brutus has been having boys nights like every day this week what could they POSSIBLY have to talk about that much

[homunculus-argument]

The stereotype of the nerd girl taking her glasses off and suddenly she's beautiful, but in reverse. A cold tough mean office lady who glares at everyone until she gets glasses and suddenly becomes sweet, approachable and friendly since she no longer has a constant headache over not being able to fucking see, doesn't need to squint at everything, and actually remembers individual people by name now that she can tell them apart at all.

[tastylemonbread]

[wintercorrybriea2]

[targetedknowledge]

[homunculus-argument]

A proper salad consists of three divine components:

ingredience (vegitable of all kin)

indulgence (dressing, oil, salt, croutons, cheese, etc)

violence (chopp and shred that shit asunder)

[cheryl-williams]

ASH WILLIAMS and BETH BIXLER THE EVIL DEAD (1981) dir. SAM RAIMI EVIL DEAD 2 (1987) dir. SAM RAIMI ARMY OF DARKNESS (1992) dir. SAM RAIMI EVIL DEAD RISE (2023) dir. LEE CRONIN

[penny-anna]

i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

[grandpuppyalpaca]

60 guys say they'll stab 1 guy, but he only ends up with 23 stab wounds: peak comedy and peak relatability for group projects. what can surpass it?

[iguanamarina]

[skinsnostalgia]

she’s the blueprint

[hazel-core]

People are losing the spirit of the Ides of March. It's not about just stabbing. It's about coming together to stab your favourite corrupt politician in groups

[aristitty]

lmfao look at this pic my mum took in vietnam

[delmondo]

time to sniff a line of coke off my penis

[godisadilf69]

gonna be a short line

[delmondo]

SWEEPS your leg BEATS you in the head SHOOTS you with a water gun on the head AND THEN with real gun

[ducissatenebrarum]

Memento mori: doodled skeleton #death holding an hour glass (Engelberg, Stiftsbib 339)

[nicollekidman]

finding out the president has covid at 1:30am on a thursday >>>>>>>