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Gustav Klimt, The Dancer (1918) | Rihanna, Met Gala (2017)

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(Pt 1) Ok cee I have a relationship q pls tell me if this is seriously weird or if I’m nuts. Started hanging out w a guy and like a month in he introduces me to his friends. He refers to me as his “situation,” which annoys me, so I push to define the relationship (admittedly wrong from me) after like 3 mo? Then He says we have plans on vday, where he tells me he “sees me in his life for a long time.” Then two weeks of almost no talking, where I think he wants to break it off w me but he’s scared

(Pt 2) Then his friends ex asks me if we broke up yet, so at this point I know he told everyone he wants to end it BUT me. Then I called HIM and he finally does it, but says he wants to “step down the relationship” and “keep hanging out all the time.” Ok this is so long but I trust your j so just to confirm: I would be so fucking stupid if I hung out with him after this, right? Like he’s kind of a pussy? And I didn’t even wanna meet his dumb friends??

why would you want to? he wants to have fun with you without committing. thats cowardly! and wtf is stepping down a relationship? we either is or we aint. you already know we aint going for that over here we can jump that nigga tonight. you just say the word

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Hold still. This creature was recorded going 2,569 days without moving.

Salamanders play the long game, with many species living surprisingly long lives. But among these enduring amphibians, there is one outlier – the olm, also known as the proteus.

It has been well documented that these small white cave-dwelling salamanders can live well into their hundreds, but scientists have now gained new insight into the creatures’ glacial pace of life.

In a study which makes sloths look recklessly hyperactive, divers documenting the movements of olms in Herzegovinian caves found that over a decade, individuals tended to move less than 10 metres in total.

However, one extraordinarily inert individual was found not to have bothered moving once in over seven years.

Olms have no predators, are highly resistant to starvation – able to go without food for several years – are blind and live in complete darkness underground and underwater.

They are apparently only compelled to move in order to mate, which they do on average around once every 12.5 years.

In the caves in which they dwell food is typically scarce, but when they are able, olms feed on small crustaceans such as small shrimps, snails and occasionally insects.

Read the full article here.

Photo credit here via Getty

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Mans living the dream

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name every woman

Whitney Houston

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Busta Rhymes’ “Gimme Some More” video directed by Hype Williams (1998)

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Speaking of collapse

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Hey can someone kill me right now ?

[butt-princess]

he’s obviously joking holy fuck how does no one know when elon is joking.

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[elpantalones]

If I’ve learned anything in life it’s that after all of the darkness and sadness soon comes happiness and if I surround myself with positive things?? I’ll gain prosperity.

[buippy-deactivated20210405]

really loving the picture of superman from the justice league movie with his poorly digitally removed mustache 

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ohhhhhhhh i love it

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they couldn’t get henry cavill to shave his mustashe??

[buippy-deactivated20210405]

the story goes that after they finished shooting justice league, henry cavill grew a mustache for some other movie he’s going in, and they told him “you are NOT allowed to shave your mustache until we are done filming this movie.” but, something happened and they had to do a bunch of reshoots for justice league with joss whedon at the same time.. and for whatever reason, they decided the best thing to do was to just digitally remove his mustache. and here we are 

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Yaya Deng

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[dinuguan]

[wombshaker]

I hate that some people are so dense that they need disclaimers for every single thing, like when women say “men are…” you know good and goddamn well they aren’t referring to every single man. It’s billions of us, how the fuck would they know all of us?

Whenever I hear these statements, I interpret it as “Not all men, but enough men to make this a prominent issue amongst men”

Same shit with “white people are…” Get the fuck out your feelings and actually listen so you can address the concerns of these people instead of defending people that ain’t shit.

[bilbobloginss]

Okay but what if people say things like “Ugh. Women are so…” Because it’s exactly the same thing. Why can’t we all just respect each other? I’m against bigotry too, but come on. This is not the way to change people’s minds.

[wombshaker]

It’s not the same thing, and you know it isn’t, but you pretend like you don’t see the difference because it helps you sleep better at night.

[bigbeautifulblackgirls]

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