be brave, little champion

god said how shall i slap a man most fuckin bastardly and backhanded me summat seveer (jam, 28, he/him)

[screenshotsofdespair]

[thehistorychannel]

[xalatath]

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

[xrd]

[3000s]

used to think you were my bud but i got weiser

[stupidpetface]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

roast beast is a feast i can’t stand in the least

[bonescaro]

you can tell a lot about a person by who their first fictional crush was. it also explains every fictional crush they’ve had since

who was yours? i’ll go first: mine was batman :x

[datsderbunnyblog]

This comment was left on a post about making the most of the Libby app. "Excessive use of generous lending policies" is the most absurd phrase I've ever seen anyone use to discuss libraries.

[catboycommunist]

evergreen

[thememedaddy]

[beingharsh]

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[kamyysh]

hans in black from kcd1 I'll always miss you, you're so hot in this one

[zizelle]

ilove homosexuals i  love bisexuals  i love trans !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yayy ayyayy ayy Weare all sooo ocool

[plum-soup]

your silence on fresh basil pesto is deafening.

[norifumis]

aforementioned plastic eating cat

[sixth-light]

Do you know what an iced chocolate is?

Yes and I’ve had one

Yes but I’ve never had one

No but I have a confident guess (in tags please)

No and I have no idea

Clicky button

Remaining time: 2 days 7 hours

A friend was describing introducing cafe workers in the UK to the concept of the iced chocolate and then I found out Wikipedia doesn’t know what they are and then I thought: is this another lemon lime and bitters situation? So…Tumblr poll time!

[dangerous-crow-boy]

Haven’t posted about plastic in a minute. Rest assured, I am still hard at work eating all plastic on earth

[dangerous-crow-boy]

They could never hurt me in any way that matters. I will not be kept from my calling

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes