you go girl!

and dont come back!

[capitalisticon]

we are the daughters of the cocks & balls you couldn't torture

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Why’d you make this post

[demilypyro]

phone somehow autocorrected "the joker" to "the worker." why so devoid of class consciousness, batman

[demilypyro]

[winonaparadise]

having VR sex and she's hitting my amazing digital cervix

[glintblade]

nun pussy probably isn't even that good

[glintblade]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my buddy brings her angel girlfriend to the function, I spend the whole time refusing to look at or even acknowledge her existence, because I am a staunch atheist and dont believe in that nonsense. she starts to throw things at my head to get my attention and between volleys of marbles and kitchen utensils I grunt "swamp gas. aurora borealis. probably a weather balloon.youre seeing things"

[contemptible-scoundrel]

another day, I greet my friend at the door, I look over her shoulder and raise an eyebrow, "I see you've brought the electromagnetic phenomena again,"

[segamascott]

[goddessactuality]

[dogpuppy]

[mattpresents]

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

[mousiebites]

you’re in her dms, i’m humping her leg

[sagasolejma]

[filmphotofranz]

[dogpuppy]

[notlayingroses]

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

[imagine-darksiders]

[clemicillin]

getting dick from the olive garden waitress and she's putting it in little by little like "say when"

[swagophile]

ominous omen girl: 2 years, 7 months, 2 days.

me: Yea thats prolly nothing

ominous omen girl: Its definitely something. and really bad.

me: Nah probably i dont need to ever worey about that like ever

ominous omen girl: You should really start worrying about it now because its really bad

me: Nahhhhhh sounds fine. Yeaaaaaap. Sounds finw. Hey are you single

ominous omen girl: [threatened] I have a boyfriend and he lifts weights

me: [offended] You have a Boy friend? Seriously girl? Whats wrong with you... You should be yuri... You should be yuritastic

ominous omen girl: 2 years, 6 months, 2 days

me: Did you just take a month off

ominous omen girl: I can do that. It's allowed

me: W.T.F. This is Bull Shit

[tgirlmaomao]

me trying not to doxx myself on the time web: cant wait to visit new york and maybe see or not see the twin towers which may or may not be standing

the 2050s milf who likes all my cyber-nudes: i really hope they arent there andd havent been for like a while ;)