[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[puzzled-on-main]

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

[andhumanslovedstories]

Alcohol is crazy. One small cocktail enters your body and fifteen minutes later, it has transmogrifie into like a gallon of piss

[andhumanslovedstories]

That is the drunkest way I could have spelled that

[gondwana]

How it feels to say Hi

[7777777awawawa7777777]

so many of the best foods in the world are created by leaving some shit in a jar and letting mysterious and terrible things happen to it

[theycantalk]

together

[homunculus-argument]

"Can we please stop falling for shitty rage bait foot fetish cooking videos" should not be a sentence that ever needs to be said, but alas.

[notoriouscarrotman]

Falling for the who and the what now

[homunculus-argument]

[yiddishfisting]

howling

[cecilias-cool-stuff]

Never stop hating

[bruzum]

[ojnah]

[dorfs]

this is my fave post on this whole website

[bgm05]

[flimflix]

[monsterlets]

[raccoonmilf]

My therapist: “Well, you found two different types of beer cheese dip you like already, so even if the are both discontinued, logically speaking, that means you must like different ingredient combos that make beer cheese dip.”

Me: “No. All other beer cheese dips are shit. These are the only two I like and will ever like.”

My therapist: “Here, I will show you the ingredients so you can see that you like different things.”

My therapist: …

Me: …

My therapist: “These two brands have the exact same ingredients. They are exactly the same. This is the same beer cheese in different packaging.”

[redstonedust]

gay sex walkthrough 100% all secrets & bonus levels no commentary

[glubby]

i would like a hug…. JUST KIDDING! i would like TWO hugs. (suddenly becomes cold and standoffish) i don’t need anything or anyone and i don’t want to talk about it.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]