[Sward's Place]

The blog of voice actor, Sam Ward AKA SwardVA

[okiitos]

When my uncle finally divorced his abusive wife and became a bachelor again he was like 55 and already used to wearing dad attire. Anyway so that year at the big family camping trip my aunts were trying so hard to hook him up with their friends but he kept wearing this sweater with a kitten in s hammock that said “beach bum” on it. And every time they saw it they’d say “Wear a nicer sweatshirt Stan!” And he would just earnestly reply “This IS a very nice sweater!”

Anyway my aunts were full of shit that sweater kicked ass

[okiitos]

Found the picture that was on the sweater

[unfriendly-trender]

You're right that sweater kicked ass

[moringmark]

[runcibility]

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

[charmsandpandas]

after hanging out for a few hours, she had to go because her three kids were home from school ♥

[thereisnodanni-onlyzuul]

This is one of those posts I hope never ever dies

[forbiddenseason]

[bugfork]

I run dnd for a bunch of teenagers at the public library twice a month, and I created a character for them to like, and my teens are so obsessed with this rat that speaks common that they paid for him to go to college, and about once a week one of them comes in to the library to show me a cute picture of a rat that reminded them of him.

[forbiddenseason]

God this story is so blessed thank you

[insomniac-arrest]

magic in fantasy novels

[insomniac-arrest]

people will fight left and right about the best kind of magical systems: hard rules and limits vs flexibility and whimsy

my answer every time is: the only valid magical world to base anything off of is whatever the hell is happening with Wizards. On. The. Side. Of. Vans.

avatar WHO? Harry Potter WHAT?

Hell. Yes.

[outofcontextdnd]

[The party encounters a large pile of assorted bones]

The paladin: I cast Detect Skeletons. With my eyes.

[Beat]

The paladin: There's skeletons over there.

[dndaddyissues]

the GM: you rifle through the mad mage’s belongings, and discover a well-preserved slice of jerky. it’s labeled, “jerky that makes you explode.” you also find —

the entire party, before the GM can finish their sentence:

[wtffanfiction]

[swardva]

Going live on Twitch to GM some D&D in about half an hour from now.

Come by my friends Twitch and watch me suck at GM’ing if you like.

[swardva]

Slight delay. Should be going live in another 30 minutes

[swardva]

Going live on Twitch to GM some D&D in about half an hour from now.

Come by my friends Twitch and watch me suck at GM’ing if you like.

[swardva]

Oh hey. I just noticed that the Ryojiventures video I posted nearly 10 years ago has passed a million views. Neat!

[catchymemes]

[swardva]

May be dusting off the old channel real soon.

Also I’ll be GM’ing a game of D&D with my old VO buddy, Amtrax and a few others in 2020. Might be getting streamed. Anyway howdy y’all!

[spatialapprentice]

baby chungus

huge boy among us

hes a baby boy and hes lost in the fungus

[nonarynate]

[billys-silly-thrillies]

[squeakitties]

i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

that wasn’t a dream. it was a glimpse of your past life

[becausedragonage]

People who:

a) resent attempts to manipulate them into reblogging a post. 

b) have no desire to pass that manipulation on to their followers.

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

c) people who know tumblr notes are not a valid method of conducting a survey and no amount of them is going to prove a point to your dad

[the-sapphic-raven]

d) the girl reading this